No, this isn't a post about a poker hand.
Today has been one of those days. It should have been a great day. I actually planned early enough to get us out the door so we could go swimming at the community center. The kids were excited, we had a great time swimming, there was minimal whining. Mia even ate her pancakes this morning instead of just looking at them. Swimming always makes my kids super hungry and since I had some cash in my wallet, I took them to the fast food place with the big M. That's what G calls it. I made sure the car was locked as we went inside, we ordered, ate, and G hurried so he could play on the play equipment. All was good until he came back and said he needed to use the potty.
Had we been outside, he would've just dropped his drawers and peed on the slide, but thankfully he came and got me so we could use the facilities. I grabbed my keys and wallet and ran after him into the ladies room, helped him do his thing in privacy and then flushed for him as I yelled for him to remember to wash his hands before leaving the bathroom. All this happened in 30 seconds or less.
It should've been fine. Except I came out without any keys. Then I remembered I heard a jingle just as I flushed the potty. I rechecked the bathroom, no keys. Checked the table, no keys. That stupid power flush toilet ATE MY CAR KEYS. I still can't believe it. We got a ride home from a friend that works nearby and then came back for my car (did I mention Jared is in Salt Lake today?).
The ladies up at M wanted me to leave them my name and number so they could call me if the keys were recovered.
I think I'll just let the keys go, thank you.
We have a teenager! ( another one)
1 month ago






