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Saturday, July 7, 2018

PCC - 6 Years

Phoebe is SIX!

She is smart, funny, witty and full of sass. She loves to go go go go.

Phoebe can walk into any room or any situation with her head held high.

She makes friends with ease.

She seeks out the person in a crowd most in need of a friend.

Her feelings are easily hurt but she is quick to forgive.

She has a very good memory. Do not make a promise to her unless you are 100 percent capable of fulfilling it.

She makes us proud every day. (Well most days.)

MOM: PHOEBE! Are you eating jelly beans in that bathtub?! I told you no jelly beans in the tub.

1. Add that statement to the "list of things I never thought I'd say"

2. Do you think I'm too strict? I mean who really cares if you eat jelly beans in the bathtub? The bathtub police?

SCENE: Breakfast room rug

MOM: Phoebe! Did you write on the rug.

PHOEBE: Yup. XOXOXO! It means hugs and kisses. I did it for you.

MOM: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

SCENE: Front yard slip n slide + freezer burned Popsicles circa 2017.

PHOEBE: Type this caption please. "Best day ever - in our lifetime!"

MOM: Cheap dates.

MOM: SURPRISE! We are at sky zone!
PHOEBE: This is not really a good surprise. We've been here a couple of times.
MOM: I am so sorry to disappoint you. (Bleep bleep bleep)

MEREDITH: Lets fight!

PHOEBE: OK but no kicking my rump, my face, my throat or my bladder.
MOM: Those seem like reasonable rules. Go ahead.

Phoebe has been too scared to dive off the block. Being a supportive and understanding mother, I explained she'd never make the A team time unless she figured it out.

PHOEBE: Excuse me. Can I tell you something?

*this statement begins most conversations

Phoebe likes:

Swim team

HGTV

Making craft dolls

Creating relaxation stations in her room

Making tiny lego houses for dolls

LOL girls

Noodles

Chopsticks

Lightning bugs