Thursday, March 30, 2006

A Watched Gel Never Runs ...

Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt
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Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait..
With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!


Your Brain's Pattern
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Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.



You Are Boston
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Both modern and old school, you never forget your roots.
Well educated and a little snobby, you demand the best.
And quite frankly, you think you are the best.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Mystique Redux

All these articles about how educated middle-class women find themselves being stay-at-home-moms, and how this is kinda good but kinda frustrating, blah-di-blah-blah . . .

Hasn't anyone, anyone, anyone read The Feminine Mystique???

I mean, this whole thing has ALREADY BEEN DONE, chicas y chicos!

Chicas, I don't mean to imply that I wouldn't be a cheerfuller person if I had a lovely trust fund and didn't have to work - if I could lead a life of leisure like Bertie Wooster I would not complain. I would keep busy. There are literally thousands of books I have yet to read and places I have yet to travel. But that is entirely not the same thing as, "Oh, even though I have this degree I might just want to stay home with my kids and do charitable work. Why is that not toally fulfilling? Does society condone or condemn my decision?"

Can anyone say backlash? Seriously, say it.

Then go read TFM by the late Betty Friedan and ask yourself if there's anything new under the journalistic sun.

Sheesh. This is just embarassing.

Monday, March 27, 2006

March Goes Out Like A Lamb

I am bizarrely cheerful today - maybe because it finally feels like Spring. My local coffee shop has got its outside tables set up and the sun is actually warm today. I want to go bask like a lizard on a rock, but I am rather efficiently working today. (Wow!)

I've got my iPod in and I'm listening to the Ricky Gervias show, which is pretty amusing. The best part of it is Steve Merchant's accent. Springy says he's from Bristol. The second best thing is Karl's diary.

Nearly bike riding time. I ride my bike from April to Novemeber. It's like street cleaning.

:) :) :) :) :)

Friday, March 24, 2006

Life Lessons

Life Lesson # e^x: Don't add the binding buffer before the lysis buffer or your mini-prep probably will not work, even if you do see the white effluvia. Dang!

Had an interesting interaction with the cleaning guy the other evening. (Is "janitor" un-PC? I forget.) He's this guy from Jamaica, maybe a bit younger than me. (Early 20s? Although I am bad at guessing ages anymore, so really he could be anywhere from 19-40. By default I just assume everyone is 24, which seems unlikely to ever offend anyone.) I was finishing up my work day, downloading some stuff from iTunes (as you do) and he came up sweeping my bay and asked what I was listening to.

"Actually, I'm downloading The Office - for $2 I can watch it at the gym with no commercials!"

"You go to the gym every day?"

"Ha - no way - but I figure if I can watch TV I might go more often. Do you to the gym a lot?"

"Ha, no - me, the only exercize I get is this. So, what kind of music do you listen to?"

"Oh, all kinds, really. I mean, most kinds, you know. Good music. Things that have a good melody and a good baseline. Some pop, rock, classical . . . "

"You like hip-hop?"

"Yeah, I like some hip-hop. Like Talib Kweli or something, that's not just about like, 'Oh I have this nice car/and girls all want to have sex with me/and I really enjoy dancing' . . . But then, most pop music is just all, 'Oh I like this girl/but she doesn't like me/And I'm really sad about it' . . . or else, 'Oh it's so difficult/being really pretty/I'd like to have sex/and I really enjoy dancing' . . . What kind of music do you like?"

"I like reggae - you know Sean Paul?"

"Yeah, I like reggae, too. Especially when it's about something besides the various ways some dude wants to have sex with his girlfriend or whatever."

"Hey, you know, you're really funny. You're a funny person. It just goes to show."

"What?"

"That you can't tell about a person just from . . . you know . . . "

"So I'm not as boring as all the other dorky scientists here?"

"Haha, well, yeah, kinda."

"Thanks!"

"What's your name?"

"Joolya. What's yours? Oh, it's on your nametag. I always am losing my nametag."

"You have a good night, now."

"You too."

Monday, March 20, 2006

Dream/Drama/

Usually in my dreams when I try to read test it doesn't make any sense at all or the words morph or rearrange themselves on the page. This morning, I had a dream where I was taking an exam as part of an application for a job or a fellowship or something that had to do with feminist theory. The strange this about the dream was that the words on the exam were remarkably consistent and comprehensible, and I spent many minutes of the dream writing out the answers in longhand, complete with scratching things out and writing in the margins. My answers were in my own (bad) handwriting and also remained consistent and comprehensible.

Here is the one I remember the best (paraphrased).

From 1969 to the mid 1970s, the Theatre Department of Seneca College aspired to gender-blind casting of its student productions. Ultimately, this policy was abandoned. Was this an example of a feminist movement? Discuss why this policy may have failed.

While the real world applications of gender-blind casting make it a difficult policy to implement, the intention of gender-blind casting is a noble aim: to train and treat actors simply as actors, rather distinguishing male actors from female actresses. Although male/female is not an arbitrary distinction, the goal of Seneca College Theatre Department in the 1970s seems to have been to produce actors who could truly play any role, to cast actors in roles that would enhance their experience, and to break away from conventions of gender, beauty, and social conformity. (There was a movement towards gender blind casting in the theatre during this period as well, which has been more successfully integrated in professional circles.) Seneca’s gender-blind policy was truly feminist as it sought to expand the scope of acting for both male and female performers. The movement did not fail, however, despite the fact that gender-blind casting is no longer an explicit policy of the college. This experimental movement was one of the innovations that paved the way for an expanded set of conceptions of gender and performance, which can be seen in modern theatre to this day.

By the way, the Seneca College Theatre Department is, as far as I know, a complete figment of my imagination.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Fucking Fuck - A Limerick

I looked at the cells I just plated
And I fear they are contaminated
By mysterious thingies
That turn cells to stringies!
Fuck science, dude, sometimes I hate it.

Big Uh-oh

On one hand, it's great that it's not just me - not just my media being off, or my cells being schizo, or my dirty hands shedding Bad Things into the plates.

On the other hand (the big hand), it seems like every fucking incubator is contaminated with a Mysterious Infectious Agent. I am testing this hypothesis today. If it's not the incubators, I don't know what it is . . . The pipets? The pipettors?

Doesn't anybody look at their cells???

Maybe it's nothing and I'm being paranoid about the little blobs and the spindliness. We'll know tomorrow, I hope.

But if I am right this really, really sucks.

Excerpt From Lab Notebook

This is why it's taking a while to get my paper . . .

3-15-06
Plated pax -/- MEFs from August 2005 in freshly made high-glucose DMEM plus 15% BCS, 1% GPS. Filtered medium .2 mm filter.

Took images on Leica from the following slides:
Pax+ Pkl red (tho marked green) Zyx G (tho…) Zyx 1:250, Pkl 1:50, 1:100
Pax -/- Zyx G, Pkl red, (unstim? On Fn?) from 10-21-05

Focused using 488 laser (zyx) at 15-20% and set gain of red channel so that there was little/no bleedthrough. Then imaged using same settings for green channel and gains, with 594 laser at 100%.

PaxC cells – can see myc staining and Pkl staining but didn’t take pictures. They look like fractals bc of all of the ruffling ruffles coming out of other ruffles.

3-16-05
Cells sparse and I see some of the little blobs as well as some stringy tails on cells. Shit.

Plated another vial from October 2004 in same medium. (The bottle of which I then dropped on the floor.) Two more vials from 10-04 and 6-04 in box 3-18G. (Has it been that long???) Also have N and C mutants and at least one wildtype in that box. A few later vials also in box 1-2B.

Make sure to do 2° Ab alone control for Pkl next time and use TBS-T for washes as per ref.

Lots of Good Limericks

Can be found at JP's limerick fest!

Here are mine (ahem):

On The Writing Of Limericks

Lots of poems end up in the can
Because one or more lines just don't scan.
Till the meter is tight
No more limericks write,
Or your poems the critics will pan.

On Teaching The Controversy

Some people persist in opining
This creed of intelligent designing;
But I think you'll agree
Homo sapiens' knee
Is in need of a little refining!

On The Necessity Of Maureen

If Dowd's titular question is literal,
(That superfluous are the non-clitoral)
And that as she implies
She has sworn off the guys,
Then with whom will she go "quid-profiterole"?

On The Joys Of Student Life

This morning I woke up at seven,
But I rolled into lab at eleven.
Though I'm eager to tell
That in most ways it's hell,
In other ways grad school is heaven!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

I've discovered the joy of buying TV shows on iTunes and watching them on my iPod - on the bus, over lunch, at the gym - this is such a good idea. No commercials. I'm almost all caught up on The Office and Weeds now.

That's pretty much all I have to say for today.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Fishy

Just when you thought it was safe to poke you head out from under the duvet, you come across something like this in the NYTimes Magazine:

Were you sorry to see Harvard's outgoing president, Lawrence Summers, attacked for saying that men and women may have different mental capacities?

He was taking seriously the notion that women, innately, have less capacity than men at the highest level of science. I think it's probably true. It's common sense if you just look at who the top scientists are.

This would be Harvey C. Mansfield, a lone gunman of neoconservatism here at my fair institution. Harvey has written a book called "Manliness". Arnold Schwartzenegger and Margaret Thatcher are manly men. Um, people.

Excuse me while I dash over to the Co-op and purchase my very own copy!

I love manly men. Just ask Springy. He is always reaching things on the top shelf and it really gets me hot. When he takes the recycling out I fling off my blouse and swoon on the futon. (This is because I'm so neat and I like "nesting" . . . Or wait, maybe since women are neat I should be taking the recycling out . . . Does neatness trump physical ineptitude? Shit! Well, he can take out the garbage, as that is manly and involves touchy the icky things whilst I embroider some doilies for the fish tank.)

Oooh, speaking of the fish tank, we've successfully cured our fish, Gordon, of "whirling disease", which is when your fish spins around and swims upside-down or sideways. Whirling diesease is caused by impaction of the swim bladder due to bacterial infection or the greedy gobbling of dehydrated fish flakes. I think it was the latter, because Gordon and Tony (the stripy, red-finned Tetras) go into a feeding frenzy when they so much as hear the lid open. They are terrible gluttons.

As per the advice of several fish websites, we fed them some mushed-up peas and Gordon got better within a few days. Apparently mushed-up peas keep fish regular, which eases the pressure on their little swim bladders. We're also giving them a course of erythromycin, just in case.

Another fishy item is that I seem to be allergic to Pad Thai, which really sucks.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Don't you think "earbuds" is a gross word?

Here's what I learned today: Turkish sounds like a cross between Arabic and Chinese.

My eyes are dry and buzzing from the microscope and my ears hurt from my earbuds. Food and exercize would help but I am going to go back on the microscope for a while.

The nice thing about Belle and Sebastian is no matter how crazy I find myself feeling, they remind me how much worse it could be, tunefully. If only my melancholy were as melodic.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Popularity Contest

Hey y'all - if you want to show your love go to the Koufax Awards (awards for best "left-handed" blogs, get it?) and tell them how deserving I am of wider recognition.

If you do, I might just take off my lab coat . . .

Also, while you're thinking about giving props where props are due, you should give Matt from Pooflingers your Best Series vote for his wonderful, brain-bending Hovind Project, wherein he tears raw hunks of bloody flesh outof the arse of creationist wingnut "Dr. Dino".

Also, for Best Single Issue blog, I'm sure we all endorse Brand Avenue because a lot of people who don't read this are already going to vote for Panda's Thumb, and because he (Brand) is really cool.

Gay Cowboys

In other news, I saw Brokeback Mountain last night and it was really good, both acting and cinematography-wise. I can see how cowboys are sexy, and even how country music can be addictive.

Springy wants to go to a rodeo, too.

It's So Hard Out Here For A Blamer

Did any of you, loyal readers, happen to catch any of the Oscars last night? I had a very patriarchy-hating moment when the best original song award came on, and there was a performance of, I shit thee not, "It's So Hard Out Here For A Pimp."

Poor pimps! I thought. It is soooo hard to profit from the exploitation of women. I poked my heteronormative but feminist partner and ranted for a while about how I reckoned it might be just a leetle beet harder out there for one of the "ho's" who had to suck nasty dirty cocks all night and then hand over half of her take to said tragic pimp. And this song won the best original song award! What the fuck???

(Okay, so the song admits that "taking money from a ho don't know no better" isn't exactly morally sound, but you have to listen pretty closely to the lyrics to get that. And this knowledge doesn't stop the pimps from doing exactly that in order to gas up the ole Cadillac. Then we finish with the lines "Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too/You pay the right price and they'll both do you/That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin/Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah." Yes, quite difficult for the pimp - or shall we say the Director Of Human Resources? Puke.)

Not only that, but this stupid song featured a female vocalist, who was very good and bascially did all the work while the put-upon "pimps" went "Aw yeah, aw yeah". However, while she got to go up on stage to accept the award, did she get to say anything? Of course not. The three male writers/"singers" gave props to pretty much everybody else in the world besides their mouth-on-tits-on-legs female vocalist.

Then this morning the BBC world service gave a little run-down of the winners from last night: Best Actor, Best Picture, Best Director, Best Song, Best Foreign Film ... Notice anything missing?

Fuck me, I am a serious hater today.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

The Blocked Point

You know when you're doing something, motoring along, and then you just sort of run out of steam and can't go any further?

I hate being just a consumer of culture (or "culture", whatever). I'm not producing.

Oh, I know. Whine, whine, whine.

Brand Ave has a good post about this Catholic Town being founded by the Domino's Pizza guy. Guess where? In Florida!

Florida is a weird-ass state.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Migraines Suck

Kids, lemme tell ya: Migraines suck. I was going to write an essay about the genetic bases of migraines yesterday but since I was having one all I could do was go to the library and take a nap.

No one knows all that much about why people get migraines, but it seems to have to do with 1) vasodilation in the brain, 2) activation of the trigeminal nerves due to a wave of depolarization across the cortex, and 3) low levels of serotonin (5-HT). Also possibly polymorphisms in genes involved in the metabolism of homocysteine and steroids.

I heard a dreaful story recently about a woman who had such awful chronic migraines that she couldn't leave the house for months, but her GP basically thought she was making it up - or that it was, no pun intended, all in her head. A neurologist finally made a correct diagnosis, but only after she'd suffered for months and months and gotten nerve damage from taking the wrong kind of medicine. I am very pleased that mine are not as bad as that, but I can understand, a little, about people underestimating the misery of someone who says, "I have a headache." Even I feel like a wuss sometimes.

I've probably been having migraines of some kind all my life, but I also had a lot of ear and sinus infections so I always chalked my headaches up to blocked pipes in the head. But then I did a little more reading on the subject and my headaches seem to fit the description of migraine pretty well.


Before I get a headache I can usually "feel it coming on". This isn't painful, exactly, it's more like a sort of pressure or tightness behind my eyes. Particularly when I was younger this would be accompanied by a sense of flatness to my vision, as though the world were a 2D painting. I remember this happening when I was on a rafting trip at camp, and to combat it I would try to look at the farthest away hilltop to try and re-set my depth perception. It's not the same as closing one eye, though: it's more the feeling of what I see being projected onto a screen in front of my eyes . . . or, rather, that I can see just fine, my eyes are working, but my brain is not processing the input correctly. I get a general sick feeling, kind of floaty but not feverish, as though I am not all there in my body.

Then I get painfully sensitive to noises and smells, to being touched, to motion (e.g. standing up on the bus), and sometimes to light. The smell of perfume or rubber is enough to make me feel nauseated. Even looking at a painting can make me feel dizzy. And the tiredness: I describe it as feeling "sandbagged" - as in a bag of sand has dropped on my head. I saw this in some film where the bad guys are waiting in the wings to nab an actor but then someone drops sandbags on their heads and they collapse ... was that in Moulin Rouge? Or Back To The Future?

When we lived together, Boomy said she could tell when I had a "headache face" in the morning, and would tread softly, because I was likely to be very irritable. Needless to say, I am often very irritable when I have a headache or the prodromes (precursor symptoms). Sometimes I crave sweets, especially cherry danishes. Like I will die if I don't get some sugar. I also want coffee.

Then the headache comes on, like a radio being turned up. Usually behind my eyes, sometimes on one side, sometimes all over, and I feel like my head is in a vice. It throbs. I can feel every pulse of blood all over my skull. My whole body tingles. It's most unpleasant. Usually it builds in a wave, plateaus, and then dies down quickly, often only after I've napped. At this point I pretty much only want to sleep. Well, take some painkillers and then sleep. Springy will recall with horror the time we were on a crowded, hot, noisy train in Tunisia when I thought my head was going to explode and it hurt too much even to sleep. He very nicely wrangled me some unmarked white pills from the conductor that dulled it enough to let me go to sleep. That was probably the worst one I have ever had.

Not coincidentally, the Tunisia headache happened right around the time of a sirocco wind and sandstorm. Any time the barometer leaps or plummets, my head will let you know ahead of time. And it's not just me and I'm not being psychosomatic! Apparently this is a common trigger for migraines!

When I wake up I feel like I have been scrubbed out on the inside; it's a combination of hangover and euphoria. Like coming out of a sauna into the cool air.

So that is my headache story. Apologies to anyone who doesn't care about this, but it makes doing any work really difficult when it happens, and I would say I average one or two bad ones a month, plus a few smaller ones that I honestly don't even notice anymore.

I find the serotonin link very interesting, as well. I wish I had made some kind of record of my headaches so I could compare their frequency with factors such as diet, weather, hormones, and medications that affect hormones and/or neurotransmitters.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Creationism - It's Just Not Cricket

My nifty cousin Ethyl writes a great post that will bring tears of joy to the squinty red-rimmed eyes of godless materialist humanist Darwinophiles everywhere, complete with sports analogy!

Black-eyed dog

I just cannot go to a children's bookstore/toystore without wanting to buy every single thing I see - for some little kid or just for me.

For example, sets of blocks in various architectural styles: "Baroque", "Romantic", "Gothic", "Middle Eastern", "Japanese". Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

And little shoes with lions on them! And stuffed animals in the shape of squids! And a brontosaurus puzzle, shaped like a brontosaurus! And a miniature train that a very tiny tush could ride upon! And books, books, books, books, books!

I had a very cheerful bus driver this morning. He said, "And how are you today?" I said, "Okay - a bit cold, though." And he said, "A bit cold, but looking good!" Isn't it just wonderful to have a cheerful, kind bus driver?

It's almost enough to chase away the big black dog who is lurking, panting, on the floor outside my door.

Almost.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Clustering

Yo: how crazy is it that whole branches of math exist to describe how best to put things in boxes depending on their "sameness" or "distance", and what it actually means to be "similar" or "close together"?

I feel my mind going into a blue space when I follow the lecture - I have to think in nonverbal imagery even to approach understanding; then my mind is hang gliding, but I don't quite know how to operate the glider controls, because the language is math and I don't speak it fluently.
Once I had a rather scary experience on a plane trip, hackles raised like an animal's before an earthquake. From the moment we took off I wanted to be off the plane; even before there was a bit of turbulence my I was clutching the arm of the seat and twitching. I have never been a nervous flier. I used to love flying. But for some reason, this on particular flight I was practically hyperventilating. I just wanted to be off of that plane.

Over the middle of Pennsylvania the captain announced that there was weather in Pittsburgh that might cause a delay for our landing. I was seized by the feeling that we MUST NOT land in Pittsburgh. Cleveland I was ready to land in, I would spend the night, walk home the next day, anything - anything but landing in Pittsburgh. We were circling the city waiting for clearance to land - perfectly smooth flying - but my heart was racing and sweat was beading on my forehead.

After half an hour of circling I was frantic, imagining how I might fake a seizure or storm the cockpit if we were going to attempt to land. I was ready to do it. I was fully prepared to go to jail, or to a psychiatric ward, rather than have that damn plane land in Pittsburgh.

I can't die now, or he'll never know.

Finally the captain announced that we would instead be landing in Harrisburg to wait out the storm. I calmed down almost immediately.

It turned out that the gusting downdrafts of the storm would have crushed the plane into the ground if we'd tried to land in Pittsburgh. But the weather passed over us and off to the east. We were cleared to try again, and when we left Harrisburg I was not anxious at all.

Ever since then, bumpy flights have made me a little nervous.

Flying with a certain person this past weekend I wasn't nervous at all, because even if we crashed I knew that the last act of my life would be to tell him that I loved him.

Weird, huh?