Kari and Becki, thank you for your wonderful suggestions. The rest of you failed me. We still haven't put anything on the walls, but hopefully we will soon so we can have our housewarming party!
I moved into my apartment a little over two weeks ago after packing, moving, and cleaning from 9 am to 6 pm. My wonderful Stacy and Pierce helped me pack, clean, and move while cousin James and precious sons Dallin and Cody helped me move! Needless to say, it was a long day (the night before I'd gone camping, which was probably not the best idea), but I had been planning on attending a wedding reception that night for one of my very good friends Rachael and therefore couldn't rest.
Pack, move, clean--check. After helping my roommate clean the rest of the kitchen, I moved all my kitchen supplies and food to my new apartment. The door was locked. I used the one key I had but the cleaning service that had been there that morning locked both locks and the landlord still hadn't given me the other one so I was locked out. I'd just left my old key at my old apartment so I couldn't go back. I was dirty with sweat and campfire smoke on my skin and in my hair. Locked out and losing daylight, I still needed to get into my apartment to shower up for the reception! First thing to do was call my landlord who never answers his phone. "Hi John, I'm trying to get into the apartment but the cleaning service locked both locks and I really need to get in to get ready for a wedding reception, so . . . . " "Message deleted. Please record new message." WHAT! I hate it when the voicemail does that.
Desperate, dirty, and in panic mode, I tried to break in to my apartment. John had told me about how girls have broken into the windows (why he told me? I forget), so that was my first move. I found the window to my bedroom, proceeded to remove the screen (luckily I live on the first floor), open the window, lift the blinds. I don't have a red bedspread! Why is my light on? And is someone in my room? "OH MY GOSH," I thought. "I just broke into my neighbor's room. Shut the blinds, close the window, forget the screen!" I ditched it on the ground and fled the scene.
Just then my friend Berkeley called. "Ahh, that's not my room!" is the first thing she heard when I answered the phone. I explained the situation to her. As I'm trying to open the other windows that do belong to my apartment, I notice about five people down the sidewalk staring at me. All I can think is, "This is my new apartment, I promise! I'm locked out! And quit staring at me. I know I look like death and smell even worse." Thankfully none of the windows to MY apartment open from the outside although at that moment I wished they did. Berkeley must have been inspired to call at that moment. "Have you tried carding the door like Kathleen (our old roommate) used to do?" "Berkeley, you're brilliant! Let me call you back."
Next plan of action: card my way in. Unfortunately there was a man painting the stairs right next to my door. He was basically sitting on my head when I started jimmying the lock. When I realized that I had piqued his interest, I said aloud, "Yes, I am trying to break into my own apartment. Don't mind me." "I don't know if that's really going to work. If it did I would be really surpri..." Click! And the door magically opened. I fell into my apartment with my kitchen supplies and food. "You forgot your keys on the doorstep," I heard. "Thanks, dude!"
Success. After tearing open bags and boxes, I found my shower supplies. After tearing open more bags and more boxes, I found a dress that would be appropriate for the reception. Tired and surrounded by torn-open bags, boxes, suitcases, and clothes, I called my brother-in-law to get directions to the reception. Turns out it was an hour away and ended at 8:30. It was 7:30. BOO! I missed the reception. But it made for a good story.
When I find out who lives in the room next to mine and become better friends with her, maybe I'll tell her I was the one who broke in to her apartment. And Berkeley suggested we make her brownies to help assuage the situation. But maybe not... :)