Putin's mom was a good Christian lady. Obama's mom did soft porn.
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| Maria was totally devoted to her son Vladimir. |
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| Slutty Feminist Stanley Ann Dunham divorced twice and abandoned little Barry when he was 10. |
Young Putin was serious. Young Obama was a pot-smoking clown.
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| A self described "lazy student", Obama has a passion for smoking marijuana. (later on used cocaine) |
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Putin: Blackbelt in Judo. Obama: winces like a girl at the sight of Judo.
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Putin rides horses. Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet.
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Putin plays with loaded rifles. Obama ......... plastic squirt guns.
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Putin power-swims in cold water. Skinnyflab Obama wades in warm.
Putin drinks beer like a man. Obama sips with dainty pinky extended.
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Putin drives Formula I race cars. Obama..............well.
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Putin: Navy speedboats. Obama: Boogie boards.
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Putin is muscular. Obama is a skinny legged runt.
Putin casts his fishing rod like a man. Obama .........well.
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Putin controls his dog without a leash. Obama's dog walks him!
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Putin proudly sings his nation's anthem. Obama doesn't give a damn!
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Putin sits like a man. Obama sits like one of the girls.
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Putin: Eye of the Tiger Obama: Feminine look, plastic smile
Putin folk dances with REAL women. Obama girly dances with lesbians.
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Putin married this soft spoken beauty. Obama....... well.
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| Unlike the publicity hog Michelle Obama, classy Lyudmila Putina keeps out of the limelight. |
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| Even a pound of makeup and airbrushing can't conceal the angry ugliness within. |
Rumor: Putin's mistress: Obama's "mistress":
(unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva (most likely true) Kal Penn
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| At least Putin's lying liberal enemies had enough respect to link him to a hot chick. |
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| Kal Penn is a homosexual Hollywood actor. He has been romantically linked to Obama.. |
Putin is great with babies. Obama is awkward with babies.
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| Real men are totally comfortable with babies...and babies sense that. |
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| Weirdos are cold and aloof around babies. |
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| Babies can sense evil and danger. Obama can't even fake a hint of true affection. |
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| "Don't touch me you dirty communist!" |
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| Even black babies hate Obama. |
Putin looks China's President in the eye. Obama bows like a weak dog.
Putin looks the Saudi King in the eye. Obama..... W T F?!
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| "Bow before your King you dog!" |
Putin looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye. Obama.....WTF?!!!!!!!
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| The Emperor is thinking to himself: 'Who is this idiot?" |
Putin has a "badass" Magazine Cover. Obama...............well.
