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Of trust issues and the TRUE potency of Troll Sweat

Posted in Annals of Fail, Political Affairs with tags , , , , , , on September 17, 2009 by Lady Sylvanas

Thrall and the rest of the Horde have been keeping my people and I on a short leash after the Wrathgate incident. It’s completely understandable; though Varimathras and Putress were behind the whole thing, I, as the leader, should have been able to keep them under control, or at least have dealt with them sooner. What’s done is done, however, and now we Forsaken must rebuild the bonds of trust that those two bastards and their supporters broke in the blink of an eye.

My movements to and from Northrend have been halted, and nearly all of my activity outside of Undercity has to be done under watchful eyes. It’s tough, but I’m willing to endure it for the sake of my people. The Apothecarium’s research projects have been put on standby not only because the Horde has become wary of our concoctions, but also because of last month’s accident.

Right now we’re focusing on reconstructing some sections of Undercity that were damaged in the coup d’etat (it was quite a lot of damage, so we’re still not done with that yet), and cleaning up the mess that the accident left in the Apothecarium. There are still traces of the toxic gas in there, so the banshees are in charge of the clean-up, seeing as their incorporeal forms are immune to it. Ambassador Sunsorrow initially attempted to have some sin’dorei mages animate some mops and brooms to do it, but something in the gas was preventing their magic from working properly. When I asked Faranell what in the hell was in that gas, he showed me a long list of reagents, and at the top of that list was Troll Sweat.

I swear, I am never standing next to a sweaty troll ever again.

The motley crew

Posted in Introductory Posts with tags , , , , , , on May 16, 2009 by Lady Sylvanas

Being female, I like to gossip talk about other people, especially those I encounter on a regular basis. Let me introduce some of these acquaintances to you so you’ll know who to laugh at, who to respect and who to kill-on-the-spot should you happen to encounter them in your lifetime.

((OoC note: Some of the details below, like Sharlindra’s and Halduron’s connections with Sylvanas, are entirely made-up.))

Sharlindra
Sharlindra is a banshee, one of the first to regain her free will when Ner’zhul started losing control over us. She was a high elf in life, though she barely remembers anything about her former self.

Ambassador Sunsorrow
Sunsorrow is the blood elves’ ambassador to the Forsaken. He can get talkative and irritating at times, but threatening him with the wrath of doom shuts him up fairly easily.

Cyssa Dawnrose
Cyssa is Sunsorrow’s bodyguard, and is a Paladin trainer to boot. She always whines about being bored with her charge, probably because he doesn’t really do anything other than talk.

Lor’themar Theron
Lor’themar is the blood elves’ Regent Lord, and my former second-in-command when I was still Ranger-General. Things tend to get awkward between us, mostly because he tends to get fussy and I tend to get bitchy.

Halduron Brightwing
Halduron is Silvermoon’s new Ranger-General whom I’ve had the privilege of meeting while we were still Farstriders. He’s skilled at what he does, including drawing Lor’themar away from me before I attempt to shove a skull-embellished spaulder down his throat.

Grand Magister Rommath
I don’t really talk to Grand Magister Rommath much, but I’m pretty sure that he’s gay. I think he has a thing for Lor’themar or Halduron, or even Kael’thas for all I know.

Thrall
Thrall is the Warchief of the Horde. Wise, a great fighter, and a good leader, with a large amount of patience to boot. He seems to have a thing for that Proudmoore girl, but no one really knows if it’s true or not. Knowing her and her appalling taste in men, it doesn’t seem very likely. She wouldn’t know a good man if he walked up to her and broke her pretty nose.

Not that I have a thing for Thrall, mind you; I just know he’s a much better man compared to Proudmoore’s ex-lovers.

The Forsaken
My subjects and comrades. They live a life of undeath as I do, and have suffered what I have, if not more. My goal is to free us all from this torment, though at the moment I’m not sure how. All roads point to Northrend though, and that leads me to…

The Lich King, a.k.a. Arthas Menethil
The list of Arthas‘ crimes against me, my people (the high elves, blood elves, and the Forsaken alike), and the rest of Azeroth are so numerous that I won’t be able to recount them all. He is the bane of my existence, and must be exterminated ASAP.

I also think he suffers from dissociative identity disorder.

That’s all of them…I think. I may have missed a few people here and there, and will, of course, mention other people in my posts.

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