Another Tag!!!

I have accepted the tag from Lola Gets! @ Whatever Lola Wants

The tag goes as follows.

You're supposed to go to www.wikipedia.com and type in your birthday (month and day only) and then:

1) List 3 events that occurred on that day
2) List 3 important birthdays
3) List one notable death
4) List a holiday or observance (if any)
5) Tag five of your friends.

So... Here goes.

1) List 3 events that occurred on that day:
1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first successful telephone call by saying "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you."
1964 - The Ford Mustang is first produced by the Ford Motor Company. (Is it any wonder that it is my favorite car?)
1977 - Rings of Uranus: Astronomers discover rings around Uranus. (How embarrassing. I thought I washed it...)

2) List 3 important birthdays:
Mine! Of course!
1977 - Robin Thicke, American singer
1971 - Timbaland, American rapper
1964 - Jasmine Guy, American actress (just in case you don't accept mine. Can't begin to imagine why you wouldn't)

2.1) Two birthdays that shame my day:
1957 - Osama bin Laden, Saudi-born Islamic extremist
1928 - James Earl Ray, American assassin (d. 1998)

3) List one notable death
1913 - Harriet Tubman, American abolitionist (b. 1820)

4) List a holiday or observance (if any)
Doctors Day - (Venezuela)
Tibetan Uprising Day
- I guess you gotta take what you can get...

5) I tag...YOU! If you choose to accept this mission...This post will self destruct in five seconds...

The New (Old) Obsession - Tha Cruisers!

Harley Davidson FXDWG Dyna Wide Glide. 96 cubic inch V-Twin. A cruiser with a little chopper in it's soul.



Harley Davidson Softail Standard. 96 c.i. V-Twin. Basic, beautiful.



Harley Davidson VRSCAW V-rod. 1130cc (69 c.i.) V-Twin. The first liquid cooled Harley. These things were hot when you could only get it in stainless steel. Colors only make it better!



Harley Davidson VRSCD Night Rod. 1130cc (69 c.i.) V-Twin. A sportier version of Harley's cruiser crotch rocket!



Harley Davidson XL 833L Sportster 883 Low. 883cc (53.86 c.i.) V-Twin. Low ridin' version of Harley's "starter" bike.


Kawasaki Vulcan 500 Ltd. 498 cc parellel twin. Light weight, value priced. A good starter bike.


Suzuki Boulevard M109R. 1783cc V-Twin. Man! This is one hot lookin' bike! Looks like it is chewing on asphalt in the picture don't it?


Yamaha Warrior. 102 cubic-inch (1670cc) V-Twin. The tagline said, "The cruiser heart with a checkered-flag soul". I ain't inclined to disagree.


Victory Vegas Jackpot. 100 c.i. V-Twin. Fat rear tire, custom looks. Looks rarin' to go!

The New (Old) Obsession - Tha Traditional and Naked Sport Bikes!

Suzuki SV650S. 645 cc V-Twin. Like this too!

Yamaha FZ6. 600cc inline 4 cyl. A naked YZF-R6S. Verah nice!

Kawasaki Z-1000. 953 cc 4 cyl. One mean looking sumbitch don't ya think?

Ducati Monster 695. 695cc L-Twin. Didn't know how bad ass this bike was until I got a really good look at it. May see me on this one!
Buell Lightning XB12Scg. 1203 cc...oops I mean 73.4 cu. in. V-twin (it is an American V-Twin ya know!). Kinda crazy looking but extremely impressive.

The New (Old) Obsession - Tha Sportbikes!

Suzuki Katana 600. The wife's favorite

Honda RC51. V-twin sport bike. 999cc. Mmmmmmm...

Yamaha YZF-R6. 599cc inline 4. Perfecto!

Yamaha YZF-R6S. 600cc inline 4 cyl. Very nice!

Suzuki GSX-R750. 749cc 4 cyl. Legendary bike. THE perfect color for me!

Suzuki GSX-R600. 599cc 4 cyl. Little brother to the above bike.

Ducati Superbike 1098. 1099 cc L-Twin. I always wanted a Yellow Ducati Sportbike!

Ducati Superbike 1098s. 1099 cc L-Twin. Black ones are REALLY nice too!

Baby Planes

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago .


The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did."

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

Have your mother explain that to you."

Father's Day Shots Across The Bow

This commercial is tha Sheezy!!!!

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

Anotha New Look

Yep. I done switched it up again! Lemme know how it looks!

Slughurlers Galore!!!!

Recently my alignment change has brought about a change in attitude, naturally. With that comes the desire for additional personal and family security. Add that to the fact that I like target shooting, Michigan is a shall issue state and octogenarians aren't even safe anymore. I have decided to get my CCW. The stars of this post are the first round of finalists.

What do you think of them.

Anyone got any advice or recommendations? Aside from telling me not to that is. That would be bad advice...

Springfield XD 45 ACP Compact 4" Polymer (convertible from concealed carry to full size service pistol with 3 extra rounds by switching magazines)
Taurus Millennium Pro PT-145 in .40 S&W
Taurus Millennium Pro PT-145 in .45 ACP
Springfield Armory XD Sub Compact in .40 S&W
Magnum Research Baby Eagle Compact in .40 S&W
Glock 29 in 10 mm
Glock 30 in .45 ACP (larger mag)
Glock 36 in .45 ACP (smaller mag)
Springfield Armory 1911-A1 Ultra Compact in .45 ACP (like the black grips...)

Does Your Barber Have Skyllz?

I think HIS does!

Gotta Rock This!!!

A Note to Jazzy and Yazzy:

I know y'all didn't think I forgot about the matching outfits did ya?

Zap! Pow! Bam!

A Blast...

The Four Stages Of Life

That pretty much sums it up don't you think?

A Woman's Nightmare...

Why I Was Fired

For the last departmental picnic, management had decided that,
due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink
per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups.