Zoltar

I'm pretty sure this baby is a boy, my mom is pretty sure this baby is a girl, and Kati doesn't care.
While sitting in her bedroom a couple of weeks ago, Kaitlyn walked up to me and said, "Mommy, I want to name our baby Zoltar."
WHAT?!

Alien Baby

I will be 6 weeks pregnant tomorrow with Baby #4 and I was showing Kaitlyn a drawing of what our baby looks like right now. Not. Attractive.
Kaitlyn looks at it and goes, "Um, I don't want that baby. I want to hold my Audrie baby again."
Laughing my butt off, I am telling the story to my sister, Aubrey, when Kaitlyn pulls my arm and says, "Mom, can I see that alien baby again? Please?"
Guess we're having an alien.

Bad Breath

Sitting at dinner, we were trying to explain to Scott how tiny germs were.
Mommy: "They're really, really tiny."
Daddy: "Yeah... they're about as small as..."
Mommy: "Your good breath."
Scott: "No, Daddy. Look at this:" and breathes hard and heavy into Josh's face!! Josh promptly falls over pretending to be dead.
Scott was watching closely, then turns and looks at Aubrey and Heather.
"I killed Daddy." he giggles!!

Winnie the Wha?!

This morning, Kaitlyn's new Poingo pen, backpack, and 2 new books came in the mail. The two new books were "Lion King" and "Winnie the Pooh." In her anxiety and joy of receiving a new book cracked me up when she yelled, "Mommy! It's Winnie the POOP!!"

Panties

Mom: "Kaitlyn, get your panties on. Austin is coming and we don't want him to see your bum." Scott: "Yeah. Cuz he will pee on you."

Meow!

Valentine's Day 2011. *sigh*
Josh and I were getting ready to leave on our random surprise Valentine's date and I was telling Aubrey about feeding them and Audrie and Tylenol for potential teething and I said, "Well, hopefully you'll have fun with these little kiddies."
To which Scott swiftly responded, "We are not kitties. I am a Scottie."

No Hair

Tonight at dinner, Scott kept asking to take off his shirt and Josh kept saying, "Do I eat without a shirt on?"
Scott replied, "No."
Josh decided he wanted to eat without his shirt.
So he took it off.
Then Scott did... took a look at his chest and goes, "See! There's no hair on me!"
I almost peed my pants.
So did Aubrey.
Classic.