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Happy 21st Mimi!

Posted in birthdays on December 27, 2007| 3 Comments »

21 years ago, born a pengganas who everyone mistaken her as a terrorist wtf. Taliban wtf. No la, actually besides torturing people with her thunderous arm slapping and the occasional hair pulling, ass pinching, hand biting, ridiculous questioning/interrogating, hallway chasing, and uncountable leg kicking, Mimi is actually very ladylike 🙂 Not forgetting the powerful sneezes. Holymotherofcows may God bless you.

Mimi ah…I’ve given you my birthday post virginity. Are you touched? Wtf. Okay la. Sorry for not being able to meet up with you today but HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND ENJOY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF YOUR 21 YR YOU OLD FART. Hahahhaha! I just had to say that. I love you mimi. And too bad I don’t have a picture of you. Cehhh….

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Belajar baik baik ya…

Posted in exam fever on December 22, 2007| 2 Comments »

I am way behind my schedule. Supposed to complete IBS but I am not even done with Strat Man. Maybe I am pushing myself a little too hard this time. I’ve been reading everyday. Staying in my room all day and night.

Pens, highlighters, colour pens. Ada. Boost of the day. Ada.

Notes. Ada jugak. Now…study study!! *semangat*

A while later…*look left look right. pandang sini pandang sana*

Camwhore for a bit wtf.

Cannot cannot!! Must go on!

Failed big time….sob sob.

How am I going to get my First Class Honour? Don’t ask me how. I have no idea. But I heard that sleepin on your notes can make you remember everything. So try it!!! No people don’t try it. There’s no roti memori or whatever shit you watched in Doraemon. I still remember Doraemon gave Nobita this bread where you put it on your notes or text book, the writings will stick to the bread and if you eat the bread you will remember everything in the book! Amazingly ridiculous. But I need Doraemon right now wtf. I don’t care how much calories I’m gonna get from eating bread but I need those breads wtf. Bread overdose. Dahlah muka kembang macam Doraemon nak makan roti. Pffft!

Yesterday was my first time stepping out of the house after sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long. Ahhhhhhhh…and I came home at 12am. Went for shoe hunting with b’s sister and cousin. We practically raided the whole BB. My feet were hurting like no other even though I was wearing my flats. Wtf la the edge cuts but I sayang my flats still *sayangs*

I love the decor in Pavillion. Sooooo bootifulllll *screams* I’ve always loved white christmas trees. Not the traditional green leafy ones but the white snowy ones with white branches and silver deco. White christmas ma! I did snapped pics of the deco in Pavillion but they weren’t very clear (2mp oni la my phone wtf).

Sucky pics. Don’t know why they came out grainy and blur and not pro. Bleh. Study la!! But before I sign off, I shall post another narcissistic picture of myself.

Toodles…(wtf so bimbo and my orange wall T.T)

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Perlu ka?

Posted in random on December 14, 2007| 2 Comments »

“Why so long wan?!”

“The mirror break lor”

“What were you doing in your room la?”

Right. Those were from the bf. Why do girls take so long to get ready before stepping out of the house?

Because we wanna look good.
We want to be presentable.
We want to feel confident throughout the day.
We wanna look good for you.
Girls are like that…maybe not.

And the list goes on….

Anyhow, I am definitely not the paling extreme case wtf. My daily routine for uni is very simple but long process. Haha.

Shower, brush teeth and everything else (30 mins max).
Apply lotion all over and wait dry (3 mins for applying only)
While waiting, do the face moisturising thing (2 mins).
Brush the brows. Curl eyelashes, and apply mascara and wait for mascara to dry (5 mins max).
While waiting for mascara to dry, pick out outfits ( 5-8 mins depends if I can find my jeans, shirt whatever).
After putting on clothes, blowdry hair (7 mins max).
Curl eyelashes again (few seconds).
Pack my bag (5-8 mins).
Out.

Yes…so my daily routine takes about an hour. But I need more time if I were to go out with the bf. Must be prettier wtf. Cannot let him look at other girls wtf. Uni cincai la right? Yeh so I look like a walking zombie in uni. Pfffft. That’s not the point. So my whole facial routine consists of moisturiser, eyebrows and mascara sometimes eyeliner. That alone took about 5-8 mins. I’ve seen girls with a whole list of products for make up routine and I literally FAINTED.

An example found from a blogger who makes make up tutorial. Here’s what she uses for her make up routine:

The Ingredients(All MAC unless otherwise stated)

FACE
Fast Response Eye Cream (b4 video)
Prep + Prime Skin (b4 video)
Strobe Cream (b4 video)
Studio Tech NC35 (190se) (b4 video)
Studio Finish Concealer NC20 (152) (b4 video)
Armani Micro-fil Powder (150) (b4 video)
Emote Blush (168)
Quiver Pearlizer (181se)

EYES
Porcelaine/Browning Brow Shader (Shiseido #6) (b4 video)
Urban Decay Primer Potion – lash to brow base
Lucky Jade Shadestick – lower lashline base
Stormwatch e/s – crease (217)
6th Sin Metal-X Shadow – lid (242)
Wondergrass e/s – inner crease (217)
Newly Minted Matte2 e/s – lower lashline (219)
Swimming e/s – inner corners (219)
Rose Blanc e/s – highlight (227)
Jealous Kohl Power – upper lashline
Lime Dandy Glitter Liner – over Jealous
Graphblack Technakohl Liner – waterline (forgot to show in video)
Shiseido Mascara Base
Shiseido Lifting Mascara

LIPS
Smith’s Strawberry Lip Balm (b4 video)
Poise Mattene Lipstick

Hmmm….the irony is, she’s petite. This means that she has a small face. Why would she need THAT LONG list of products? And for her eyes alone, those 2 small spaces on her lids, there are more than 10 products. Holymotherofcows. Maybe it’s just me but do we need that many make up for one time? Ya, I’m just the eyeliner and mascara person or maybe just a swipe of eyeshadow sometimes. Maybe I should learn to apply make up in a proper way too. Bleh. Too much effort = lazy. Kenapa perempuan begitu mah fan?

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Posted in chinaman on December 13, 2007| Leave a Comment »

You are stubborn at times.

I am annoying all the time.

You can be difficult at times.

I can be so fickle everytime.

You find me demanding.

And I find you unreasonable.

But baby, I’m so thankful that you are always there for me even when I threatened to slap you with my used pad wtf. No la. But ..but.. I love you for saying the right things all the time (even though you don’t anymore *taps foot*), for saying hurtful words and getting all soft when you see me cry (wtf I make you sound like some psycho), for all the merajuk and pujuk times, for being so loving and caring in your own weird ways (wanna care for people then be direct la ciz), for the patience, for sayanging me so much even though I can be a bitch sometimes, for layaning my dumb blonde moments, for putting up with me when I pms, for letting me wear skirts to uni (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. This one I sendiri set one. Thanks b!!!), for the wonders (yeah la. you made me cry and laugh at the same time wtf), for still sticking around despite my “imperfections”, for teaching me so many things in life, for being the reason to smile, for giving me strength in so many ways, for being my love and lastly, for these 3 wonderful years.

Happy 3rd Annie baby =) It’s been wonderful. I love you.

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My A-Z of doing coursework

Posted in assignment craze on December 12, 2007| 4 Comments »

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of my computer.

2. Log onto MSN (be sure to go on away!). Check email (Yahoo, Hotmail, Gmail, OWA).

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain I understand it.

4. Walk downstairs to get some chocolates to help me concentrate.

5. Check Facebook.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she knows how to do the assignment.

7. After the call, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain I understand it.

9. Check Facebook.

10. It’s been some time since I last talked to my friends. I’d better send a message on Friendster/Facebook now and get it out of the way so I can concentrate.

11. Look at my teeth/eyes/nose/lips/face/hair in the mirror.

12. Grab some mp3 off of Ares.

13. Check Facebook. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?! Yes…so add in Friendster to the list this time wtf.

14. MSN chat with one of my friends about the future. (ie shopping and clubbing plans after assignment).

15. Check Facebook and Friendster.

16. Listen to my new mp3 and download some more.

17. Phone my friend and ask if she’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about the prof, the course, the uni, the world at large.

18. Go downstairs to get something to drink. I’d probably get thirsty after the long phone call.

19. While I’ve got my water I may as well grab some snacks too.

20. Check Facebook. Start superpoking people and adding applications.

21. Check the Astro Guide to make sure I’m not missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

22. Watch some series (Heroes, Prison Break, Ugly Betty, Gossip Girl, Lost) that I’ve just downloaded.

23. Check out LJ.

24. Wash hands for God knows what reasons.

25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.

26. Look through my picture folders and have a laugh at everything (probably at how fat and ugly I once were wtf).

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about my plans for the future (what to have for dinner tonight).

28. Check to see if LJ has been updated yet.

29. If not, update my own blog. Type anything and rant about my assignment and how stressful I am.

30. I should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule (yes my laptop always hang).

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Check online boutiques and drool over the nice clothes.

33. Lie face down on the bed and moan.

34. Punch the keyboard and break something.

35. Check Facebook.

36. Mumble obscenities (don’t even ask).

37. 1am – start hacking on the assignment without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone especially b that I didn’t get any sleep because I had to complete the stupid assignment.

39. Go to uni, hand in assignment, and leave right away so I can take a nap.

Saw it somewhere and editted my own list. I just want to say this to myself..PADAN MUKA LA!

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Tiga Turun Satu Naik

Posted in assignment craze on December 10, 2007| Leave a Comment »

What I’m trying to say is three down one more to go wtf. YAY!!!! Left ABE! YAY!!!! Let me yay satu hari then I gotta get back to my books. I need new clothes. I WANT NEW DRESSES. But my closet is full. How now brown cow? Oh oh oh!! I didn’t check my work before I printed it so right…..ehehehehe. Don’t care la!!! I slept at 6 woke up at 11 and I handed in my assignment 2 hours later. YOU KNOW WHY?! I GOT STUCKED IN SEMENYIH FOR ONE HOUR THAT STUPID ROAD BLOCK THAT MADE THE WHOLE SEMENYIH JAM AND THOSE HUGE ASS LORRIES THAT JUST WON’T MOVE AWAY. Babibodoh. There…actually I can hand in at 3pm. Actually la 😛

ABE is almost done. A bit more here and there and I’m done with coursework! Assignment OD. I need to get some sleep. Bleh. Good night world. I’m going shopping this week. Yeh yeh. =)

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Line my ass

Posted in rant on December 2, 2007| 2 Comments »

One paragraph for one whole day. Champion gila! I ended up shouting at myself. Actually I was singing to myself. Stressed!!! Desserts!! No wonder my facial products are finishing so soon. Muka sudah gemuk kena guna banyak sikit. Wtf.

Eh…..December already! Weeee weechu a merry christmas we weechu a merry christmas and a happy nu yearrrrrrrr!!! No one to smooch for xmas and new year this year. Booooooo. Kiss my own toes only la wtf. China man I hate you T.T

YES. I NEED TO RANT. How can Miss China be the new Miss World? How can? Mana boleh? Did you people hear the Q & A sessions? “If I am Miss World, I will be the line for the Olympics in Beijing…yada yada yada.”

-.-”

What line you wanna be? The line on my ass? Ass crack ah? Wtf. And you stuttered like hell. Hello. Are the judges blind? Yes she is pretty but beauty is not everything. Brain leh. What happened to the brain part? Beauty with a purpose konon. Beauty with a line la! Ass crack that is. I’m still rooting for Miss Malaysia.

And what’s up with Miss Sweden? She obviously doesn’t want to be in the Top 5!!! Why her?! She walked away before the emcee finished talking to her dei! And you can so see her whatever attidude. Wtf. Sigh. Whatever la k. I tak layak say all these. Booooooo.

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