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Pulau Perhentian

I’m missing the sun, sea and sand already. I should be basking myself in the warm sunshine by now or splashing sea water at Chinaman or making out in the sea while the waves come washing my bikini away wtf that almost happened. Guess what?! It’s raining now in KL T.T Such life I have at home.

 

2 years ago

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Redang Island

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Pics taken when I was in Redang

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And I was once so fair that I looked like I would melt under the sun

 

2 years later

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Perhentian Island

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With my Chinaman

 

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When it was still dark

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But when it got brighter, things started to go a little crazy


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Hahahahhahaha. He looks so happy here 😛

 
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Lousy photographer wtf

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And we camwhored. Jangan pakai cermin mata hitam aku wtf. And then he looked away because he saw some bikini babes. Babi.

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There..he looked again. “Baywatch”. Caught in the act. Asshole.

 

Oh when we were tanning we can’t help but to secretly snap pictures of ang mohs in bikini and someone was hoping so much that one of them would actually tan nude. I HATE YOU OKAY!

 

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More pictures but lazy la. All I can say is I look like a Vietnamese now because I am so tanned that it scares me and stupid tanlines! I want even tan pls. Next stop..Langkawi in July 🙂

 

We were very disappointed with the resort at first but then we both fell in love with the beach eventhough there were better beaches. PIR wasn’t as great as expected because the rooms were a little rundown. Imagine a chalet which normally is separated into 2 rooms are separated into 4 in PIR. Just imagine how small the rooms are. And the facilities were all old and used as if it was hit by the tsunami. I was pretty apalled at the management because we were obviously conned by the professionally done website. The actual product was far from expectation. VERY FAR. From KL to the UK wtf. And it lacks one thing, water activities. Activities such as banana boat, jetskiing and those bullshits weren’t found here. So besides snorkelling, diving, tanning and swimming, there isn’t much to do.

Oh yes…PIR’s swimming pool was crap. And it was so hidden at the back of the resort. Even a big bottle of mineral water costed us RM6.90. So expensive meh? I can get cheaper elsewhere okay. But the food was good. And it has the best beach in Perhentian I think because when we walked to the other side of the island to other resorts, the beach was crap. Then when it was time to leave things have to be so screwed up that made us pulling our own hair wtf. The boat was 30mins late. The van was 15mins late to depart from the jetty and the driver, who is old, had to drive so slowwwwwwwwwwwwww that I swear I would just pull him out of his seat and drive the freakin van myself. But I don’t know the way so I didn’t. And you know what? He had to tag one of his friend along and bring him on tour while sending us to the airport. Sort of like showing him around. Eh….do it next time pakcik. We have a flight to catch. Cis. If the check in counter close up on us you’re gonna pay for our tickets.

But this is the first romantic getaway I had with Chinaman so it was all good and I love every bits of being together with him. So I would not let such small matters get into my head. But we will go to Laguna Redang next year k?

 

And I hate poker 🙂

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i pray

i can’t sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp. tulibu libu douchuuuuuuuuuuuu. sigh. results out tomorrow.

aku nak pray to all the gods out there. please please please let it be good. i promise i will be goodbest wtf.

will try to sleep now…*golek golek*

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Coffee, tea or maggi mee?

Aku sudah berafro wtf. I have maggi mee hair now. I look like a lion but I’m loving the hair. Muahahhahahaha. So much hair even if it’s maggi mee I would be so full eating it wtf. Mi maggi cepat dimasak sedap dimakan. I swear this hair is so unique that not many people have it so I’m very proud wtf. Okay la maybe there are people out there with this maggi mee but I don’t care la.

She left us once again. After a month of staying together, sharing the same room, and same everything I feel sad when it’s time to bid goodbye. For once I feel that the queen size bed is a little too big. Take care.

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Fish spa

Fish spas have been the recent rage and many have treated it as the “foot treatment” towards smoother and healthier feet. But then again, imagine hundreds of fishes (also known as flesh eating fishes wtf) biting away dead skins from customers’ feet, random customers, strangers whom you don’t know of and most importantly, you do not know the diseases they might carry. Imagine again, the same fishes bite on a customer with skin diseases and the said customer soaks his/her feet in the water and then the same fishes bite on another customer who again soaks in the same pool of water. The diseases could be passed on no? This is possible if the two customers have wounds on their feet. And this is also possible for the transmission of HIV. Well, could be possible in my opinion. I just think that the fish spa thingy is a little overrated and it might not be as healthy as people think it is. This is solely based on my personal point of view. Please don’t sue me fish spa owners wtf.

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feed my children..feed!!! *pic from chinadaily.com*

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Krabi

Back from Krabi and I’m all tanned and planning to go darker. I am so tempted to perm my hair once again after leaving it straight for a year. And I’m not getting the normal curls that you see on the street but I’m getting the frizzy braided kind. AHHAHAHAHHA. AFRO! Yes. Just wait and see la. Might go tmr. So scared *shivers*

Ohhh..I got tan lines. I think it’ll look better if I’m less red. I look like a frickin lobster right now and my shoulder hurts. Krabi was okay but I think Redang was better. The beach in Krabi was so so and the sand wasn’t as fine and clean as Redang. I hope Perhentian will be better. And I will not go under the sun at noon wtf why was I so stupid.

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view from high up

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the island that looks like a turkey. does it?

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the paparazzi shot. ya allah why am i so short.

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the room.

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the beds with “elephants” on it.

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view from the balcony.

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my driver cum slave.

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us.

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more us before jumping into the pool. ignore the nipple =D

next stop…perhentian =D can’t wait.

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Pixie dust

 

If this is true then it would be amazing. Like Claire Bennett in Heroes wtf. Tissue regeneration. And maybe it can help Vitiligo patients with cells regeneration too! Then I can chop off my fingers and have it grow back wtf. Then maybe if I’m angry I can chop off Chinaman’s “hahahahahahha” and then have it grow back when I’m not so angry anymore wtf. And it’s made of substance from a pig’s bladder. What if I rear a pig and ground its bladder then I just sprinkle the dust on wounds. Suddenly tumbuh satu nen nen lagi kan bagus? OHHH.. DEN PLASTIC SURGEONS WILL BANKRUPT OMG! I’m so smart. Okay I’m gonna open a farm wtf. *snorts*

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