i don’t know

i’ve moved back to where it was

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Whatever it is I deserve to know. I am disappointed.

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The horror of CNY

1. Witnessed snatch-theft right in front of my house. I was home with brother from a hair cut in the late afternoon and parked the car outside of the house. Went into the house without closing the gate cuz the brother wanted to sweep the floor outside. I was talking on the phone with mom about some plans and I saw bro running into the house with the broom. I saw a youngster running past my house and I hurriedly closed the gate (I knew something happened). I thought there was a fight but no. A few seconds later I saw 2 men on 2 separate motorcycles chasing the teenage boy with a long “parang”. The boy doesn’t stay at my area but he was just done with his tuition lesson at his friend’s house (3 houses away from mine). As soon as he got out of the friend’s house he was chased by these motorcycles. It was too bad that I didn’t see the motorcycles’ registration numbers. Actually there was a girl involved but she ran back into the house I think. This happened on the day before CNY’s eve.
2. Went for a haircut and overheard the conversation between 2 ladies. There was another snatch theft near my place in Safari. The snatch thief snatched (duh!) a girl’s bag but got too panic and rammed his motorcycle into the car in front and fell. The people around hurriedly grabbed him and whacked the shit out of him. Hahahahhahaa. Bagus bagus!!! I like 😀
3. Then on the second day of CNY we were at a friend’s house near KLCC. Baby went to the bank with Andy to withdraw some money nearby (at night almost midnight). When they got back, we continued gambling (ahems) and then a friend came in and told us that there was a snatch theft at the bank they went to earlier. There were policemen but the thief got away. I was so glad that it didn’t happen to baby. Thank god.

And I lost RM4 to Ah Chow. Wtf.

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HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

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Woohhh…blogspot or wordpress? Hmmm…

I miss blogspot somehow.

So….blogspot or wordpress? Haha.

I’m so smelly wtf.

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 Do you?

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Zi: Lala Mui!
Me: *Looked left looked right*
Zi: Sei Lala Mui!
Me: *Stared*

You’re so lucky I didn’t kill you with my books.

Luke: New hair!
Me: Yeah. Why?
Luke: NEW HAIR!

KC: Nicole!!!! What happened to your hair??!! Why you so blonde?!
Me: Yeah lor. Turning into a Lala now.
KC: Why so Lala?!

A day as a dumb blonde. Why is everyone calling me seafood T.T I love my hair wtf. I love my hair I love my hair I love my hair *chants*

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Something’s wrong with me. I always get this nauseating feeling after meals. It’s like I have frogs in my stomach waiting to jump out anytime. I just feel so sick right now.

Today is one of those happy days that I’ve never had in such a long time. Having friends around take things off my mind. Eventhough it was for that little while, I still feel happy. And no KC, I don’t strut like a model. I walk like a duck. Quack quack! Wtf.

Right I feel very sick right now. Better go. Ta.

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Look at the mirror.

Hahahahaha!

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