Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Bliss!

Playing the piano at 4am this morning was totally incredible.
Wonder if it will happen again tonight.
Total unintentionally waking up in the middle of the night.
I'm surprised how happy I am to just be able to have the whole home to myself.

Bliss!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Blessed Remembering.

Remember the Gift this Christmas.

It's all about Him.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Fired up...

It was total awesomeness watching the stars on the last night and knowing that God made it a clear night just like I prayed. If I could have slept outside, I would.

Being where I am most at peace, most in love, most with nature, definitely helped put things to rest.

At the end of the day......

No matter where you're at, you're still serving the same God, and it really is alright.
Really really really is alright!
There's going to be all kind of people you will meet.
And God will deal with them just as He deals with you.

......And somehow, that sits well with my soul.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

OOO!

I'm off.........
to a place I've missed for quite some time.

Super duper Wee!!!!!

This is it now.
Hit it!

Friday, December 4, 2009

After a good 24 hours...

I'm calm.
I'm strong.
I'm surrendering.
If it's not too late a mess.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Having a really 'wonderful' day.

WHY?
Because it is time to spread your wings.
Because I want you to love this place and have dreams of it for Me.
WHAT?
Sound. Play.
HOW?
Everything is in order now.
I DON'T WANT TO. I CAN'T.
Yet you can't deny Me. Smile, child. Smile.

AND THE PIECES ARE FALLING INTO A PLACE.....
.........Into a place where I don't want to be.

WHERE IS MY FREE WILL WHEN I NEED IT MOST?
HOW COME I CAN'T EXERCISE IT?
Muahahahahahaha!




Monday, November 30, 2009

New WL

New WL,

You $#%!. Big time.

Letting your sister use your email account to convey her feelings for the songs you have chosen,
shows how much you are not in control of anything.
Anyone who wasn't at practice that day might have thought SHE chose the songs, not you!
I'm flabbergasted at the abuse of your own email.
But misleading us into thinking those words was first coming from you is just so much worse.

We don't want to read about her feelings, we want to hear yours.
What are you trying to convey to the people?
What do you want to bring to them?
There's just no respect or value coming from your sister instead of you.
Who's WL-ing here? You or her?

Sure, you love it that she harmonize with your voice better than anyone else.
But is that so freaking important above everything else?
You should know better than to have 5 songs when we have freaking been doing 3 or 4 songs all these while. Do you have a single sense of time?

Did it ever occur to you that you not taking lead and LEAD us into starting practice just shows how little leadership ability you have?
Delaying us by just standing there doing nothing for 30minutes is a no-no!
What on earth were you waiting for? Trumpets announcing our readiness?
Everyone was ready. Everyone was there.

By now you should have known that sound checks only takes 15 minutes at most.
Use your eyes and ears!
You can't expect us to each come up to you and tell you we are ready.
You're the leader for goodness sake. Be bold and initiate!

Be clear. Be precise on what you want. Stop letting us overwhelm you.
You should know by now that chord disagreements are a common thing at every practice.
Listen to suggestions but be a leader for goodness sake and make the decisions.
Sort us out. Not let us sort you out!

You are not just leading the people, you have to lead those behind you too.
Be prepared with the musical arrangements.
Listening to freaking blur mp3s aren't going to help us get a feel of the dynamics you want.
And videos online that are done by solo people aren't a help at all because you are leading a team!

With your lack of leadership and musical consciousness, you have to be so bloody thankful you had a strong stand-alone team backing you up that day. It's not always going to be this way! You can't just be Spirit-driven, insisting on having your type of songs, yet just not there with the rest of the team! Start getting your act together, and show us you are a leader!!!!!

Friday, November 27, 2009

It's Friday!

Screw the pain, I'm baking again.



A cake mixer is nowhere in sight.
Where's the brother that promised me a present when I need it?
Cakes will have to wait a little while longer.
In the meantime, it's cookie time.
Which was a good thing, because I melted the butter too fast too furious that it wouldn't mix properly with the sugar. Thankfully a bit more cold butter saved the whole thing.
Sure, I did most of the mixing and ball forming with my left hand.
I'm not that stupid.

What depths of risk will I take and what will I not?
Is it dependent on my own likes and dislikes? Absolutely.
So, don't mess about with me.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Variation

2 Years ago....
In One Accord
Posted in Normal Entry on Sep 24, 2007 at 8:58 AM
Current mood: thankful


Play with me.


-said the slave driver


And that marks another beautiful day.....


Now....
In One Accord
Posted in Normal Entry on Nov 17, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Current mood: thankful


I'll play the melody.


-said the slave driver


And that marks another beautiful day.....

Blubber

There's a peace I'm learning to trust again,
A hope born where fear has left.
I can see the light now,
And I hope it stays.

"Take no offence. Let reconstruction take place now."

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tightness

1 more month to go.
Fear and pain can both stuff themselves somewhere.

"For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind"
2 Timothy 1:7

"There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment.
The one who fears is not made perfect in love."
1 John 4:18

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Side of 25

Wonder how being on the side of 25 brought on a set of desires I don't want.
Yet the tantrum I'd want to have is just boiling inside, finding no place in the real world anymore.
This week alone I made up my mind on 3 things happening before the end of the year.
And it was hard and harsh, too adult-like for my liking.

The state of maturing seems like a head on gush of wind,
found on the other side of 25.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Random

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Having KFC at 11pm with my dad was strange but yet a blast.

***
I rarely get to be down right sarcastic.

**
Worry, worry, quite contrary...go away.

*
Something I miss writing.

I'm so proud of you today.
                     said the slave driver

It's been awhile.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Happy Birthday!

It only turns into a crisis when it's all about you.
When it's not Christ centred.


My day started off pretty well.
After failing to get any bodyguards, I drove all the way to Pantai Bersih on my own. It wasn't all that reflection I thought I could do there as there was no place to sit and the beach was pretty dirty. But I had a good walk even though my Little Hearts Birks got wet twice!!!

When I got back, dad and I went all the way to Jawi for breakfast. It was big enough til I was sleepy on the way back.
Then I had my nap.

Finally had a short reflection time in Starbucks, where the drink is just so-so but the seat was cosy and facing the BM hill. I could just fall asleep there.
The only regret of the day was buying BADonuts. I still have an upset tummy for them.
Ahhh!!!! Can't believe their quality has gone down that the creams and stuff were dripping all over the place when I ate them. It was just horrible, it makes me nauseous!!!!! I'm not having another donut for some time.

Came back and went on skype to wish Ko the same. Him at 10pm plus about to have a 30 minutes nap before an 11pm plus surgery. I hope he cut the patient up properly and not leave anything behind when he got it done!!! This is the year we both haven't had cake.

My hilarious wishlist to my 2nd brother included a PSP with sims2 in it, cake mixer, new handphone or a bf.
Wonder if he'd hire a gigolo for me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, sadly there was no response. I could really use a mixer now my hand refuse to be a good hand.

Satan can just stick the pain back his own ass, I won't stop playing.

Vi was back for the weekend, and I enjoyed my time with her although Nandos was supposed to be my treat! She brought up the idea of thinking ahead with God, instead of just reflection on the past. So it somehow came to my mind what I wanted for the next ten years.
And Oh! She gave me lots of kisses. LOTS AND LOTS OF KISSES!

It continues to amaze me that people can see the words 'I love Chocolate' on my forehead.
I haven't even finish the ones I bought in Singapore back in July!
Stop spoiling me!!!!

Happy birthday, blog!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Blues

So the blues have begun.
Who wants to pick a fight with me?

Monday, October 19, 2009

What a day!

Spent most of my day in Penang, surprisingly enjoying myself with colleagues on an outing.
Too lazy to upload E&O lunch buffet shots here....except this.


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It is shots like this,
as rare as they are,
that reminds me that having E.T.
doesn't stop my creativity nor passion for stuff.
Sure, the only reason why this shot is clear is because the camera was on the table,
but,
I just love that reflection!

And maybe this.

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My happy-to-be-devoured food.

X-ray was at 4pm. No broken bones, wee!!!!
Went to a friend of dad who pulled all my fingers and made the wrist less sore.
I was freaking squirming and wincing at every finger he pulled.
But it was worth it!!
Can't wait to play Clara and Judy!!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Rhyming sound

So what happened was I dropped in to church on Friday night.
Hand was in a bandage, resting, as it was being a nuisance.
So I didn't want anybody to make a fuss about it and having to explain a whole lot of lameness.
Same like now. Don't ask.
So when people asked what happened, I said 'Resting'.
It didn't occur to me until much later that....

Resting sounds and rhymes with Wrestling.

Especially coming from a mouth full of braces.
Ahh...no wonder some made kungfu chopping jokes out of it.
Oh boy... Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, getting an X-ray on Monday to make sure my carpal bones are alright.
Ko says that many people don't realize when they get scaphoid fractures until it's too late.
Therefore get it checked.

I'm really praying I won't have to get casted as there's major playing stuff coming along.
And I'll miss Judy and Clara lots lots!!!

*fingers crossed*

Monday, October 12, 2009

Rest In Peace, Stephen Gately

I just found out this morning that Stephen Gately passed away on the 10th.
He was only 33.

There's a strange sorrow inside for he was
uh...
great entertainment
when I was young.
Although I'm not all that old now!!!

Boyzone magazine used to cost a bomb.
I'm amazed I bought a copy
back when it was about triple the price of Smash Hits.
I think I still have it somewhere....

I loved 'Shooting Star' and 'Don't Stop Looking For Love'.
And now he's gone....
I'm going to miss his high pitched voice.
It's not going to be the same without him in that band.


R.I.P.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

1 candle

10th day of the 10th month.
1 candle is enough.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Post 222!

Feeling like a fish being reeled in by a fishing rod...
Do I fidget and try my best to stay in the water
or let it be?

Friday, October 2, 2009

Vent Result

There was a change in the competition and A.S was brought back in as there are now 8 spots instead.
And the winner of 8 spots is C, leading with playing twice and singing once!!!
Woohoo!!


*now just let me curl up into a ball and dissappear into thin air*

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

JCo in Penang!!!

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!
Freaking finally here!



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Friday, September 25, 2009

A sleepy soul says....

G-force was a lame but kawaii show.

Champagne truffle snow-skin mooncake from Raffles Hotel was mind-blowing.
Reading and eating about it is totally different.

Being an accomplice of a surprise was darn stressful but I'm glad it paid off.

A short hug or pat on the back can do wonders.

Sometimes good or lousy company can really make you appreciate the things you have in life right now. Snide remarks aside.

Loading Korean drama at 1 Mbps was awesome, but the after effects of staying up til 5am was killer.

Antenna just reached quarter life!
Wonder if I've forgotten any goals I had in mind before quarter life drops into my lap.....

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Bedtime



If only sleep can take away every heartache,
and start us afresh each morning.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Sims Castaway

I missed Sims. Especially when I read that Sims 3 was out.
So I bought Sims Castaway.
And have been delighted every weekend I can spend time with my Sim, Jessica Knight on her quest of love and trying to sail away after being stranded on an unknown island.

I love playing with the orangutan she adopted.
(Vi, would you train your babies to play like this with me when they are old enough?
Pretty pretty please.........?)

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And I just recently received this house near the sea from a grateful village chief.
Ain't that just so cool!?!
And that raft was build from scratch!
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And then this...
Playing by the sea.
Bliss!
(posted after rearranging some furnitures)
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It's such a good getaway, reminds me of the good old days when playing til the sun comes up was not a problem....well...those days are surely over but Sims still rocks on!!!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Vent

So the competition has begun and we are down to 6 spots. A.S have checked out early in this round, leaving behind contestants A.J,J,F,C,A and K. So in the next match we will be down to only 4 spots. So who among the 6 contestants left will have a spot? Is it A.J who has her husband backing her up and not only is she one of the founding members of the team but with her tremendous creativity, she deserve a good chance. Founding or not however, it could work against her, as A.S was a founding member too, but look at the outcome; A.S has been sent to the benchers in the first round! It is going to be a long wait before she'll play again! Will it be J a latecomer into the competition but have strong chord works to support her as well as experience and support from her father a worship leader of many long years. Or would it be F another latecomer, but having great potential and like her father is just taking baby steps easing into a spot on the team. Quietly but surely, these latecomers are a force to be reckon with.


Then, we have C and A both with great parental support, each individually taking up different spots, unlikely to challenge each other but yet they are competing for the 4 spots. C currently is under training to be a singer as well, thus, will the double crossover teamwork be good for her or will it break her? And A, drama queen that she is, with her amazing voice she has the advantage being capable of singing and playing at the same time. Yet her inability to make it to the monthly meetings can be a factor. Finally we have K, who came into the competition sometime after the founding members and shy at first have slowly made her way to being a good player, producing sweet melodies being her greatest strength, yet with no one to take a stand beside her and her weakness for not keeping time, will she make it to the final 4? We shall see about that, in the months to come as the 6 contestants battle to better themselves for the final 4 spots. Ting! Ting! Ting! Ting! Stay tuned for the final outcome and may God be with them!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

A Quickie Movie

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is a movie based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
Instead of a 'Scrooge', we have a 'Womanizer' instead.

Thoughts of the show

*I wished it wasn't 18PL as the over 18 scenes were unneccesary at like only the first 15 minutes of the show. And the 'Scrooge' never even took off his shirt.

*Lacey Chabert has grown up a lot! from her days in Party of Five. She was the deciding factor to watch the show. Haha!

*Michael Douglas looked really really old! I almost mistaken him for some unknown old man.

*No strong chemistry between the main couple, there was only like 2 Aww moments that had nothing to do with the main couple being together.

*I actually shed tears when the little brother was defending his big brother the 'Scrooge' aka 'Womanizer' in the show. But minutes later he took back his words and wished him gone. *which was kinda lame...*

*This should have been a Christmas show....what with all the snow falling in the show and frozen cars.

*And the quote of the day:


Someone once told me that the power in all relationships lies with whoever cares less, and he was right. But power isn't happiness, and I think that maybe happiness comes from caring more about people rather than less...

That was a good line....


*Sadly, it wasn't a strong romance comedy show like I hoped it would be. You know, lots of teary moments mingled with teary or stomach laughters.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Today there was...

....a 3 legged tortoise. It was missing its right hind leg. I watched it wobble using its right fore leg and left hind leg. It swam forward using only front legs.

.....a ninja looking tortoise, because the middle portion of its shell was not green like the bottom or upper portion but was silvery. Reminded me of Ninja Turtles.

......altogether 8 tortoises. Pretty little things. I have not seen so many together before.

.......water going down the thingy in the middle of the dam that has a vase looking mouth. Water was at maximum level, hence the overflow going into that thingy. This is my first time enjoying the view of maximum level.

........a broken beehive. It was broken by some grass cutters who ran for their lives leaving behind the grass cutter thingy spinning and lying right in the middle of the way down from the Dam. A motorcyclist passing by at that time was stung and just left his bike lying beside the road some distance away. And of course there was traffic jam. I started to wonder if I was going to be stuck up there into the night. It took some time before the grass cutter made his way to the thingy and remove it from blocking traffic. It had by then stopped spinning. I of course closed all my windows before passing the bees. Big, ugly, black ones.

.........Galileo's telescope day.Image

Friday, August 21, 2009

A very much delayed post...


I finally finally finally found the courage to look through my photos.


ImageCuba Libre, need I say more?


ImageAt the edge, a kitten contemplates suicide.


ImageI'm just glad this turned out okay.


ImageFreedom of flight.


ImageI don't understand.


Image Stripeys!



Image It was awesome, staring at this giant swimming so gracefully!


Image Little dancers.


ImageChew on grass.


ImageI frankly can't remember what's the name of this,
it was just good!


ImageMacaroons!


ImageSelf-explained.
*sigh*

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Thoughts of the week

****
Be still and know that you are with good company.

***
I wanted a star in my pocket. Badly. *sigh*

**
Pink sky. Pinky sky. Pinky promise sky.

*
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Catch a falling star.....


And put it in your pocket,

Never let it fade away......

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR

PERSEID METEOR SHOWER
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Do wishes on falling stars come true?


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Word of the day

Let patience have her perfect work;
Let God refine your gold;
For in His time He'll show you why,
And blessings great unfold.
—Bosch
God's gift of joy is worth the wait.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Quote of the day

“Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all,”
says actor and author Frank Carne,
“yet it is the one thing in the world that develops us — gives us manhood or womanhood fiber.”

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Taugehs

I just realized a couple of minutes ago that my last post wasn't posted. Haha!

As a follow-on, there was no taugeh to read and much to my relief, Missy who owns the taugehs took over the song.
And unfortunately, I spilled a little communion on Judy. Bless her! So glad though that the droplet fell on to the middle of a key instead of between keys.
So there I was panicking, trying to wipe the droplet off which made my finger wet instead and I had to keep on playing still which meant the other keys were getting abit wet as well....AND....in the midst of all that, I can hear the person who handed me the communion giggling at my predicament!!!

Me thinks me don't like to read taugehs for worship songs.
And it is probably due to influences reminding me to FEEL the songs.
How do you play based on FEEL if everything is already laid down in exactness right before your eyes?
How do you get your brain that absorbs all the taugehs to co-work with your heart that FEELs and get yourself together?
How? How? How?

Me understand why taugeh songbooks are created, it helps musicians to get everything right.
But what is the point of being right, if you are going to end up memorizing and concentrating on the taugehs and in the process forget about The One you are worshipping. Or if you have the taugehs all embedded into your brain and it turns auto pilot? That is so pointless.

Me will study taugehs if you ask me to, for the sake of understanding the dynamics they developed when they launched the song. For the sake of expanding my pattern-making bank. For the sake of getting the feel of the song. For His sake.

But Me might just burn the songbook if you ask me to play taugeh by taugeh.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Mist at the Dam

It was awesome being in the mist.

It was the coolest of natural wind I've ever felt in Penang Island.

And it brought up that gooey warm feeling because it reminded me of Peacehaven in Genting.

I'm glad I stubbornly went up to the Dam although it was drizzling.



I have to read taugehs tonight.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Weekend in a fishbowl

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Toe nail cutting for my dad was fun in a strange way, except that I was so tempted to paint his nails... and we all know what will happen to me if I did.

*
It's funny how things have a way to have aligned themselves by God's doing, to ultimately lead me to God. Like He's doing everything, for Himself, through me. Too amazing.

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I want to learn to samba. Hahahahahaha! Go on, laugh with me here! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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I'm glad to have been a laughing joke to the congregation today, although my name was thankfully withheld.


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It's funny how I am unwilling to leave my Furla on a chair for even an hour, in case someone steals it, but I drop it on the floor without hesitation when God wants my hands.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Random post

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I've found the title to the piano solo.
It's called 'The change in me is you' by James Dunne and Jill Collucci.
I can't wait to go home and play on Clara.


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I'm so tired, this is the first time that I've went up to the dam twice in a week.
Therefore I'm sleeping once I've heard the piano solo one more time. *tired grin*


*
I almost forgot.
Blessed birthday, to my first of closer-circle-friends to be engaged!
Not in mortal combat, I assure you, (although she'll probably win with her Raccoon Strike move) but to another mortal.


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You know it's time I sleep when I've crapped too much.


*
Cuba Libre would be an awesome nightcap before bed.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Santa Barbara....an old gem.

Oh gosh!!!
The soap opera created before I was even born, Santa Barbara is on Youtube!
I couldn't freaking believe it when I found these 3 clips of Cruz and Eden's wild goose chase and proposal in the woods.
This whole portion was the gem I remembered.
Sadly Cruz is like 61 years old by now. Nearly my dad's age. So gross, the thought of that!

Three things stuck me most watching this whole chase and the proposal again was firstly, the Tennyson quote. It was my first introduction to poetry written by a dead old author, I didn't know about.
Secondly, it had to be the piano solo piece that started playing once Cruz look down into the clearing (in the 2nd video clip). That was the most heart-warming song ever for me at that time!! Over the years, I've once in a while had the starting melody ringing in my head, but I couldn't remember where I've heard it from. Now I can finally get down to playing it!!!!! Woo hoo!!!
Thirdly, the words "Don't be flipped". I couldn't understand it back then what it meant, I'm still not exactly sure now. What I do think is, those words didn't fit into that generation......hahaha!

Watch the lame, cheesy bits of soap opera from the 80's!





Love the song!!!





Saturday, July 18, 2009

Imelda's Boys - UPSIZED

WARNING: Read at your own risk.


It started with an invitation from my aunt to watch a play which she had complimentary tickets to.
My aunt didn't know at all what the play was going to be about.
Me, being a huge fan of arts and culture and what nots to do with creativity said yes to watching the play.
When we got to the place, and I saw the poster of a man dressed up in an almost bride-like gown, I was only going 'Okayyy, so there's going to be a cross-dresser in the play....' in my head.


I wasn't expecting a one man playing multiple characters, cross-dressing and making standup comedy all in one, that's for sure.


The play started of with this man introducing himself as Filo and engaging with the audience abit, even claiming to be a doctor and talking about H1N1 and suggesting that he can take our temperature if needed later on. He made a brief description that the show was about the views and lives of people that were around the former first lady Imelda Marcos.


I can't remember now if this was when the actual play started or even with the introduction because it was just hilarious, awkward yet fascinating from the introduction til end.


He then pushed out this gigantic shoe and started playing all the other characters by taking clothes out of that shoe and changing into them.
It was just hilarious the way the stories were told.
The awkward part comes from understanding all the sexual hints he was making so forwardly to the men in the audience. Maybe that was just naive of me, but it was disturbing that I understood what was going on with the body language and words, which goes to show that I can't save my underage mentality anymore *sigh* .


One of the highlight moments when he engaged with the audience, was when he tried to show a game played by young kids back in the Philippines. I really thank God I hadn't sat in the aisle seat when he dragged my cousin's wife (who was sitting in the aisle seat) up there to hop between the 2 bamboo sticks like he did while getting the audience to chant the rhythm to move the bamboo sticks.


Overall the actor/comedian was brilliant, he had quite the convincing female look when he cross-dressed (the long wig looked so natural on him!!) and never once falter doing all that talking and singing for over an hour...his voice was just incredible making female tone AND male tone conversations without a pause and then the singing.......that just blew me away completely. He had quite a few songs and there was some high long notes he just hit right on the nail and stayed on for quite some breath taking while. It was just superb talent in real life.


There was even one part when he was coming down from the stage to get closer with the audience and he kinda slipped and fell onto a sitting position, and he was just very graceful about it flipping his long wig aside very naturally and still in composure. Wow!

One of the song that was sang by him....(I found the original version of the lyrics online...it is actually called for tits and ass), based on what I can remember from the play, the line 'Pecs and ass can change your life'

Here's a video of the song as well. It was so hilarious watching, compared to this video I found, was just incomparable although it was good to remember the tune again.



DANCE: TEN; LOOKS: THREE

Dance: ten; Looks; three.
And I' still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
"Dance: ten; Looks; three,"
I like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy...
Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.
Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours.
Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either.
Flat and sassy,
I would get the strays and losers.
Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
Fised the chassis.
"How do you do!"
Life turned into and
Endless medley of
"Gee it had to be you!"
Why?
Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there.
You have got 'em, hey.
Top to bottom, hey.
It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and you fine!
Tits and ass can change your life.
They sure changed mine.
Have it all done.
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon.
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For
Tits and ass.
Orchestra or balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you.
Do the rest of you.
Pits or class.
I have never seen it fail.
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.
Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed...
My...
Life...!


That's been a very very long post. Whew!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Quote of the day

'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you'

Sometimes people tag a quote along with their signature at the end of an email.
This was one of those.




And here is Little Hearts!
a tad blurry as I'm a tad lazy to get it the right size....
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I'm back....

Too lazy to do any unpacking, but geared up for work tomorrow.

Summary of things in the past 6 days,

  • Day 1
Mos burger-Mustafa,unbelievable amount of stuff especially the GOLD and chocolates! -PUMP, where Cuba Libre got me drunk in public for the first time....Woohoo but I'm watching what I drink next time!
  • Day 2
Zoo-Imelda's boys UPSIZED, which was my first naughty comedy play....shocking experience but still a Woohoo!
  • Day 3
VivoCity,German sausages,Candy Empire...awesome popping chocolates....yet another Woohoo!-This Fashion-Esplanade, where the rain+fireworks was a good experience though sadly made the jazz performance I was looking forward to cancelled. Was so tired I slept straight on the floor.
  • Day 4
The Rock,Bob Fitts leading worship and 2 door ride-Chinatown-Holland V,dinner..ice-cream..and the amazing silicon baking utensils shop.
  • Day 5
Toast-Orchard Road-bulgogi,macaroons-Furla (the freaking exp gift!)-Birkenstock (the most kawaii pair ever!), double Woohoo as this was so last minute!-Bugis,lunch-Lavender-Buenna Vista,near Holland V for dinner...superb XO Crab Beehoon soup.
  • Day 6
Chocolates, chocolates, chocolates....


God is good, I had people who treated me so very very well! Thank you, guys!!!
No blisters from being vain wearing my Little Hearts, Muahaha!
And I prayed for the window seat on the way back because the girl by the window closed it on my way there (it was a bit hot) but it more or less drove me nuts....and I got the window seat! Hahaha!

One of these days if I'm in the mood, there will be pictures. At the very least of my Little Hearts.
Kakakaka!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Boy oh boy.....

I chose not to be on A.D.s.
I've put a complete stop to my dates with BMW owner.
As intoxicating as it was, for now I just want to be left alone.
Life is a series of choices, of exercising freewill or letting God be I AM.

Been in an emotional stress all day, due to a sudden delayed project go-live tomorrow.
As my colleague put it, "You're it". Hmph.
I was not supposed to be it, but I guess looking at the glass half full, this is a good opportunity to grow and prove myself capable of doing my best under pressure.
I'm as ready as I will ever be.

Can't wait, can't wait for 9th July!
I'm counting down the days til I can bite you again, MOS darling!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

A.D. day

Finally, the day has arrived.
It's ironic,
how it is prescribed with the lame excuse of 'helping' cope the side effects for another.
If he only knew......
I have wanted A.D.s for years.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Workout

Spent a marvelous hour up walking around Air Itam Dam today.
The drive up there was a little eeky for my first time and Odie was the only small car I saw up there but it was so worth it.
Despite the haze up there, there was a cool breeze and being shaded by trees most of the route was just so cooling.
The route is listed as 2.63km long, all around the dam.
There was some slopes that I frown at but they were manageable at turtle speed.
The only eeky part about the whole walk on my own is that there was something high above the trees that were screeching and screeching away and gave me the creeps that something might jump down to attack anytime.
I'm just so happy that I made it and have muscle aches to prove it.
That has to be the best workout ever for a working day!
Yes, I am that lame.....Hahahahaha!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Cool Mangosteen

Just yesterday I found out an interesting discovery about mangosteens.


Did you know that the number of petals of the flower shape thingy at the bottom of the mangosteen is the same number as how many pieces of flesh there will be inside?
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Utter coolness!!!!!

So it's all fixed.
Set to run away.
Muahahaha!

Darling MOS, I'm coming for you.
Can't wait to have you again.
Muaks!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Altador......

It's that time of the year again.....
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When I'm a tad hooked on Altador Cup....

I always forget when it starts and joins it abit late.....

And I am so sleepy after work and my med,

Yet here I am determined to raise my silly rank.

Yeah, this is the life after work for the next two weeks.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Bits and pieces...

Yellow tears has to be the coolest excretion so far my body has ever produced!
Thank you for sending me to the big giant teddy bear.....
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For once I'm too lazy for words.
Been such a draining week.
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If I hear anymore of that crap about me, somebody out there is going to get it.
Should have known this was coming.
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All I have to do is dream.
Dream, dream, dream.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Of being cared by 3 kings..

Pantai Keracut.
I might still be stuck there if it wasn't for 3 Kings who kept me going on.
The last time I even went for any activity was 2 months ago.
So the muscle cramps was inevitable.

But seeing how they cared was something unexpected.
If they weren't already in my heart, they would have been now.
But instead, they just grew more roots there where it matters.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Light Shining out of Darkness

A story about the Victorian poet/hymn writer William Cowper illustrates how dramatically God’s grace can interact with our despair. Convinced he had committed the unpardonable sin, one day he left his home on a foggy London night and walked toward the Thames River, determined to commit suicide by drowning. As he walked, the fog grew thicker and he lost his way. After several hours of blind wandering, he found himself back at his doorstep. Astonished at God’s intervention, he wrote a poem that later became a beloved hymn:


God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants his footsteps in the sea,
And rides upon the storm.

Deep in unfathomable mines
Of never-failing skill,
He treasures up his bright designs,
And works his sovereign will.

Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take,
The clouds ye so much dread
Are big with mercy, and shall break
In blessings on your head.

Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust him for his grace;
Behind a frowning providence
He hides a smiling face.

His purposes will ripen fast,
Unfolding every hour;
The bud may have a bitter taste,
But sweet will be the flower.


Blind unbelief is sure to err,
And scan his work in vain;
God is his own interpreter,
And he will make it plain.


Olney Hymns (1779)--'Light Shining out of Darkness'

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Déjà vu

Déjà vu
It's that sense of familiarity
Surrounded by a bunch of people
You have come to love and respect
For each strengths and weaknesses
Just accepting no judging.

Here I really am
Having relationships with humans
With depths in such inexplainable forms
I never thought possible
Not in the real world
Not in this life time.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Word of the day

I was surfing around today and came across this.....

o bomb: worry = unbelief

“. . . do not worry about your life . . . .” Don’t take the pressure of your provision upon yourself. It is not only wrong to worry, it is unbelief; worrying means we do not believe that God can look after the practical details of our lives, and it is never anything but those details that worry us. Have you ever noticed what Jesus said would choke the Word He puts in us? Is it the devil? No— “the cares of this world” (Matthew 13:22 ). It is always our little worries. We say, “I will not trust when I cannot see”— and that is where unbelief begins. The only cure for unbelief is obedience to the Spirit.
The greatest word of Jesus to His disciples is abandon.

-from oswald chambers’ my
utmost for his highest, may 23


Surfing further into RBC's devotion for the day, there was this.......

If we are obsessed by God, nothing else can get into our lives— not concerns, nor tribulation, nor worries. And now we understand why our Lord so emphasized the sin of worrying. How can we dare to be so absolutely unbelieving when God totally surrounds us? To be obsessed by God is to have an effective barricade against all the assaults of the enemy.

"He himself shall dwell in prosperity . . ." (
Psalm 25:13 ). God will cause us to "dwell in prosperity," keeping us at ease, even in the midst of tribulation, misunderstanding, and slander, if our "life is hidden with Christ in God" (Colossians 3:3). We rob ourselves of the miraculous, revealed truth of this abiding companionship with God. "God is our refuge . . ." ( Psalm 46:1 ). Nothing can break through His shelter of protection.

-from oswald chambers’ my
utmost for his highest, june 2


One day at a time...
Do I rate them? What if...
One day at a time...

It's bits and pieces like this that keeps me tingling.
That keeps things real.




I'm not sure what you think.
All I know is that it's real to me
Ant it sets me free, alright
It is real to me
And it sets me free.
-Real To Me, Altered Frequency

Friday, May 29, 2009

A#'s gone...

Yup....because the darn convection oven fan is making some loud noise.
Only in the convection oven function.
Go figures, that's what I've been using most out of him.
No idea when he's coming home...boohoo...

And last night Odie had another holey.

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On another note,
Today, I was trying to be mean to someone who hasn't been co-operating by leaving a 'persuasive' voicemail.
It backfired on me as I melted at the voice of the person I was going to leave the voicemail to was a darn sweet 'she' instead of a 'he'. Bleah.
Lesson of the day: Sometimes God just won't let you act out of who He has made you to be.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Word of the day....

God Remembers What You Say In Faith

Isaiah 55:11
So shall My word be that goes forth from My mouth; it shall not return to Me void, but it shall accomplish what I please, and it shall prosper in the thing for which I sent it.

Some years back, I had a skin condition which refused to heal. I told God about it and began to take the Holy Communion believing and confessing that by Jesus’ stripes I was healed. Nothing happened, or so it seemed. But the Lord did not forget about my skin condition. One day, He prompted me to check my body to see if it was still there. I did so and realized that it had disappeared! God had not forgotten the Word which I had confessed in faith. A mother and daughter, who had been listening to my sermon tapes, began to believe that as the righteousness of God in Christ, they attracted the blessings of God. At that time, the mother had entered her name in a number of lucky draw contests. Together, they believed for the grand prize of one of these contests, which was a S$470,000 private apartment. Soon after, the mother won two microwave ovens, a rice cooker and a S$5,000 wristwatch. In the excitement of winning those prizes, they completely forgot about the grand prize. But God did not forget what they had believed Him for. Some time later, they received news that the mother was the winner of the private apartment! Maybe you shared God’s Word with a troubled friend a few years ago. You bump into him one day and he tells you, “Remember that day? You said something which transformed my life!” Your mind draws a blank because you have forgotten what you said. But God did not forget. He remembered what you said that day in faith. You see, if the words you confess in faith for yourself or over your loved ones are God’s own words, He says, “So shall My word be that goes forth from My mouth; it shall not return to Me void, but it shall accomplish what I please, and it shall prosper in the thing for which I sent it.” Because what is promised to you is God’s Word, you will see the manifestation of His promise. He will certainly watch over His Word to perform it! (Numbers 23:19)


© Copyright Joseph Prince, 2006. All rights reserved.
All scripture quotations, unless otherwise indicated, are taken from the New King James Version ®.
Copyright © 1982 by Thomas Nelson, Inc. Used by permission. All rights reserved.
Copyright © 2006–2008 New Creation Church


I needed this today.
Sometimes I forget,
On those days that I have my dates,
With the BMW owner.
I can even tell when he's having a bad day,
By how upwards his hair is.
Putting on my different faces,
Just to get him to laugh.
Encouraging him and others,
Hoping I brightened their days,
While every time it really drains me out.


Someone Up There Remembers when I don't.
How awesome can our God get?


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On a different note,

Here's a question I can't figure out though:
How come everyone laughs at me after my first meeting them?
Can someone enlighten me? And please no nonsensical answers.

Old fashion beauty

"Father I want to know Thee, but my coward heart fears to give up its toys. I cannot part with them without inward bleeding, and I do not try to hide from Thee the terror of the parting. I come trembling, but I do come. Please root from my heart all those things which I have cherished so long and which have become a very part of my living self, so that Thou mayest enter and dwell there without rival. Then shalt Thou make the place of Thy feet glorious. Then shall my heart have no need of the sun to shine it, for Thyself wilt be the light of it, and there shall be no night there.
In Jesus' Name, Amen."

I found this somewhere.....and it's just profound.
Usage of words, flow.
Ancient!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Hilarious....

This is so hilarious I don't know how to stop laughing inside.

I just got my first wedding present.
Hahahahaha!
Come, laugh with me!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
And yes, if I could have rolled on the floor and laughed when I saw or heard it I would have.
Except I was in some very elderly company that meant business.
So I just laugh out loud and said I wasn't expecting this, much to their amusement.
So, who's next?
Or more accurately, who's the unfortunate groom?
Oh man.....
*laugh until tears coming out*

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Here's to having peace

I won't have look twice at this song if it wasn't for Antenna's post on it.

Although I can't fully comprehend what Chris Tomlin meant in his short explanation about writing the song and reaching it's climax, the first verse itself means a lot to me.
Like a milestone in my shoes.
The intro on piano is just absolutely beautiful, although I had to stumble abit at first because it's in B major. But in the end, I got it right.


There's a peace
I've come to know
Though my heart and flesh may fail
There's an anchor for my soul
I can say "It is well"
Jesus has overcome
And the grave is overwhelmed
The victory is won
He is risen from the dead
[Chorus:]
And I will rise when He calls my name
No more sorrow, no more pain
I will rise on eagles' wings
Before my God fall on my knees
And rise
I will rise
There's a day that's drawing near
When this darkness breaks to light
And the shadows disappear
And my faith shall be my eyes
Jesus has overcome
And the grave is overwhelmed
The victory is won
He is risen from the dead
[Chorus:]
And I will rise when He calls my name
No more sorrow, no more pain
I will rise on eagles' wings
Before my God fall on my knees
And rise
I will rise
And I hear the voice of many angels sing,
"Worthy is the Lamb"
And I hear the cry of every longing heart,
"Worthy is the Lamb"[x2]
[Chorus:]
And I will rise when He calls my name
No more sorrow, no more pain
I will rise on eagles' wings
Before my God fall on my knees
And rise
I will rise
One of these days, I hope we can launch it in church.
While I'm at the piano, of course!! Haha!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Bookworm

Our house had white ants in the storeroom.
So on Wednesday, everything was taken out and cleared from there by my uncle, aunt and Dad while I was at work.
Turns out the white ants love my brother's books and half his comics while none of my old books were touched.
They have great taste.

Now, I have a dilemma.

Because my dad wants to display them on the shelves, and since technically most of them are mine, I should display them in my room.
But right now.....
I have on display chick flicks and Archie comics accumulated in the last 7 years or so!
So do I dish out the chick flicks and comics for the classics?
Not only do I have classics like David Copperfield and Ivanhoe, but there's like a bunch of Famous Five, and Alfred Hitchcock's Three Investigators as well!!!
Most of the Famous Five books are older than me. And I bet no one knows who Alfred Hitchcock is in this age and time.
There's a big bunch of cute encyclopedia material that's like from the world view of a gnome.
The set is called 'The Secret Books of the Gnomes'. It was very interesting and my dad brought it back when I was just a kid. Every single page of all 25 books was filled with pictures. There was even a gnome figurine that came with it, which I have no idea where is it now.
Then there's a couple Sweet Valley books lying around, bought during the teen years where everybody else were reading them and I had to have some of that as well....yada yada yada. Still when I read through one now, at least the material is way innocent then what they have on the book shelves for teens these days in bookstores.
Not to mention my Enid Blyton books on fairies, pixies, and dolls that comes alive at night.....
Man, those were the days when I eat, sleep and even in school I'd have a story book with me all the time.
So, which category should be on display?
The problem with old books is when I read them now, they are really cheesy.
Actually it's not just the old books, even chick flicks have the same old cheesy storyline most of the time. I can't believe I was reading that sort of crap some years ago.
The only books worth acknowledging are the classics, the adventure biographies....but that's not really my style now either.
I'm still a bookworm, no doubt about that, just probably not in season right now. Haha!
What the heck am I suppose to do with all these books?!?!?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Reality

Just read one of my own posts
early last month
and realized that some things have fallen into the right places
by the end of last month.

The realization leads to a new level of awe in His works.
Of how He is in control.
Always.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

While you were gone....

I took over your responsibility.
And wished real hard that I can be the one telling you,
"You're fired".
Kakakakaka!!!!!
Too bad those words can only stay inside my head.
But I'm really really happy doing this now.
So I pray that when you return,
you won't be mad about it.
Kakakakaka!!!!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Earth Day again

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Yesterday anyway. Kawaii, right?
Google continues to amaze me every year.
Haha!
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Waiting room can be really boring all alone.


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I'm proud to have been jabbed 5 times within this last one month.
Talk about a record.
And NO, I'm not becoming a drug addict.

Friday, April 17, 2009

What's for lunch today?

Sometimes it's just great to keep stuff like tuna, pasta sauce and pasta in the house. After all, these can last for a pretty long while even if you don't use it. Like today, I'm WFH today yet I still gotta eat. So it's easy to just whip up pasta that looks like this.Image
Boil pasta for 20minutes. Get some work done while waiting for the pasta to boil in A#.
Drain pasta and add olive oil. Kinda toss all evenly.

Add can of mayo tuna and leftover pasta sauce. Even them out.

Steam frozen corn. This takes 4 minutes, so I wash up the other stuff in the meantime.

Toss in corn and any seasonings on hand for that extra taste. Today, there was a bottle of Lemon and Pepper for a lemon zing to tuna.
Chill till lunchtime!

Frankly speaking I adore pasta, just the other day I dump a can of cheese and herb pasta sauce, pasta, prawns and 2 slices of cheddar cheese together to bake for 30minutes. While waiting for A# to do his job, I manage to do my household chores as well. Talk about multi tasking. And after a tired hour of mopping, just to sit down to hot, creamy pasta was splendid stuff.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Psych

To put into the right psychological frame of mind.

To be Christ-focused.


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I still can't get over the fact that now I'm the one giving the jiu-jiu's.


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Today I slotted in some of my CDs into my dad's car CD player. And drove it with left hand eating fries. Kakakakaka!


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When did I grow up? Is this an illusion? When can I wake up?


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Scott McIntyre is still giving me the goosebumps. It can't get any soulful.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Sleepless

What if we can compile a list of weaknesses and strengths and use them with one another to improve each other?
Say stick the same bunch of people together for 3-5 months and see the result.
Would that work?
Everyone surely desire to improve themselves.
What are the cons?
There's bound to be some timing problems or resistance.
When is there ever not any of that?
Will there be strained relationships?
Except for yours truly in a very childish moment, I would think no one has the guts to say I don't like this person, can I not work with that person.

I should be asleep instead of having a brainstorm like this.
If only I have the guts to present it for review in daylight.

Finally sleepy.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Quirk

I have discovered a serious quirk in me today.

I laugh hysterically when I'm frightened.

The nurses at the blood bank must have been highly amused.
It was my first time donating blood ma thus the chicken heart.
Thank God, my brother was beside me doing the same thing.
Although laughing at the sight of me laughing wasn't much help at all. Hmph!

So if you see me laughing very hysterically for no obvious reason in sight, you know now why.



Once upon a time, there was a man who believed in fate. He believed that if it was time for him to go, he'll go quietly. So if he had cancer, he believed that it was just a matter of sooner or later it was bound to happen. One day, he stumbled upon the fact that he has a tumor in his kidney while checking for prostrate cancer as old men regularly has to. The doctor called it a blessing in disguise as the tumor was still in its early stages of cancer. Because it was found in the kidney, it had to be removed. Thankfully the hunt for prostrate cancer proved to be benign. So he had one less thing to worry about. While people around him scurried, worried and had sleepless nights, he took all the news in stride, even smiling and joking with the nurses running tests around him to ensure he was ready for his surgery on Friday. The only time he fussed was when they brought up the issue of getting blood from his own blood, in case he had massive bleeding during the operation. With not much argument, two bloodlines against one won, and he had to passively go along with their decisions to give.


Prayers to the Big Daddy would be much appreciated.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Butterflies...

ImageI can't say I completely delighted by what I've done.
Because there's a lot of variations of butterfly designs everywhere,
I just can't seem to decide what sort I really like!
I'm still working on it.


Thursday, March 19, 2009

C is for....

the dreaded catastrophe.........
that cause lives never to be the same again.


**Father in heaven....take this burden from me.



I'm being dramatic. As usual.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

It doesn't matter that...

....Chor Kong's back!
With long hair.
Hahahaha.

...I confuse 'Running After You' with 'Running Back to You'.
Must be all that 'Yeah'.

..There's been a lot of rainbow sightings going on these days.
Wonder if there's a season for it.

.I want butterflies.

Only the Cross matters.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Random

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Scott McIntyre singing 'Mandolin Rain' was something.


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I hope Morgana isn't evil.


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I'm suppose to have a drama marathon this weekend.
But now that I have the dvds I can't bring myself to waste time on them when I can be enjoying other stuff.


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These days I get to hear the sound of a fife being played by a fifer.


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I should be asleep.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Illustration

This has been building up in me for about a month now.
As much as I love working at Jabs, I can't help but feel tensed up when the creativity juice kicks in and there's no way I can output in the office. Jabs have much more better IT security, so I have been debating in my head for quite a long while if I wanted to install this there. Writing lame short stories isn't the same as having a place to design and color.
Today I couldn't stand the debate anymore and just install it in my good old desktop instead.

ImageIt's so lame, I've really gotten out of touch with the shortcuts.

It's pretty sad that the things I love doing have to all be time-managed into weekends. How I wish I can just enjoy Clara or doing stuff like this after work during the week.


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I'm starting to wonder if there's a point keeping this blog if it just damages the relationships I have in real life due to audience assumptions vs my POV where virtually anything I say on the Internet can be untrue. Who's voice is it suppose to be speaking here? Isn't this place suppose to be mine to do whatever I want?

"I am a cold-hearted, materialistic, money-minded bitch."
There I've said it. Maybe this is the end of everything.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Baking Day

I haven't been baking for quite a very long while. So I thought I'd give myself a challenge and bake both a cake AND cookies in an afternoon. Also, I had to finish all that within 4 hours before my dad came back and find the whole kitchen in a mess.

The first thing I tried to do was bake a cake. As it is known, all my past cakes have sank in the middle or has been doomed one way or another. Actually, even today was doomed. The middle of the cake was still wet even after the 35 minutes instructed. I think it has to do with me making a tad mistake at the beginning and putting 100gm of cocoa powder and butter making it all dark that I couldn't see the texture when I had to add in the sugar. Adding on 20 minutes didn't help. After a 2nd 20 minutes and it was still wet, I decided to put another 30 minutes and give up if it was still wet inside as I had by then got all my cookies on the trays waiting to bake.

And time was running out! So I was super super happy when it turned out like this.


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So excited that I finally made a whole cake that isn't collapsing, my hands were very shaky to take the picture. Needless to say the top bulging part was hard on the outer side from all that baking. But inside it was just right.


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Beautifully dense, but a tad too sweet because I added an extra 100gm of sugar after I realized that the cocoa powder was really bitter.


Since it was such a success, and my dad doesn't like dark cakes, I sliced off the hardened top part for keeps and am bringing the bottom part to the office on Monday for a colleague's birthday so happen to be next week. It's seriously is a big relief for me to finally be able to produce a cake like this. I am grateful that some people continuously encourages me to bake even after so many failures.


So while all the waiting was going on, I made some cookies from a box of premix I had on hand. Besides the butter and egg instructed to add, I added a dash of vanilla and some red coloring just for the heck of it. I also finally got to make use of the cookie cutters San got me for my birthday.


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Kawaii!


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The cookies ballooned alot from their initial size.


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And a batch of heart-shaped ones.


I finished just in time. As I was taking the mop out to mop the floor after washing utensils and wiping the counter, my dad drove into in. Haha! Talk about perfect timing.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

For Vanity's sake

Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief.
- Jane Austen

Once upon a time there was a girl who was in need of a haircut. But she was lazy to return to the barber she last got her haircut from as it was pretty far far away from her kingdom. So she surveyed the barbers in her kingdom, and finally found one open.

Unfortunately, the moment she walked in she knew she was in trouble. The barber didn't speak her language and communication was at its worst. So she tried to make the best of the situation and walked out of there trying to appreciate what the barber has done. But it was just not right.

Once she was safe in her home, the more she looked into the mirror the more she felt that the haircut had made her hair ballooned and she looked like she had a pumpkin as a head. And it didn't help that the father kept saying that it was just fine when it was not. After a few hours of deliberation and a tad tantrum, she decided to set off to the barber again. The father adviced her to go back to that same barber and get her money's worth, but she was terrified that that barber would only make it worst.

And so she decided to travel far far away to the barber she last got her haircut from. Thankfully the long long journey was fruitful. The barber was open and the barber was able to remove the pumpkin-ness and cut it more like what the barber formerly did, although it was a shorter version than she would ideally want. What more she had to pay another bundle of money. But she was very happy and relieve having the haircut fixed.

And it was worth the trouble as her happiness showed when she got back home, for her father then commented that he knew she wasn't going to be able to sit tight until she got her haircut properly, in a very amused manner. Thus she once again made her father highly amused for going on a long long journey to get the haircut fixed for which she should have done in the first place.

The only cure for vanity is laughter,
and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.
- Henri Bergson

The lesson learnt was to not be lazy when going to the right barber, as she could have been stuck with a very very horrible haircut instead.