Category Archives: Dialogues without protagonists

When you asked “What are you thinking about?”, this is the thought

I wonder if the first person who sampled a line from a movie into a song realized what manner of cultural phenomena was about to be unleashed through that seemingly innocuous act. Perhaps it was intentional. Perhaps it was one of those things where you think “hey, what if I”, and then unintentionally opened the door for further iterations. Like the morphogenetic field. The first person to do something is an unexpected breakthrough into uncharted territory, truly hurling open the gates to the golden realm; the second person just follows along for the ride. Kinda like sample selection, I suppose. Any one soundclip is arbitrary in the moment of choosing, but once inscribed on vinyl, it becomes canonical. I do remember house

Hundreds of people experience this slight bump every day. It always happens in the same spot, just as the train passes by this particular tree, I wonder how many think about it as it happens, anticipate its coming and note its passing. Out of all the thousands upon thousands, there is bound to be more than just me. Perhaps relationships have been built and broken over it. “You notice it too”, one of them says, which then translated into “I love you”. Such a minor and major thing. Did they lay the tracks to intentionally create a bump? Some concession to the necessities of engineering – a bump has to be somewhere, and that somewhere is here, right as we pass this tree

The young ones do not remember. This goes with the territory. You can only remember things you were there to experience. The young ones were not there. They might have heard rumors or lamentations about the things that used to be but no longer are, but there are no guarantees. Perhaps it is a good thing. A sign of a society that moves away from old and outmoded ways of thinking is that its young are as aliens to its elders; it means the dysfunction has been discarded and something better has replaced it. Or something different. Perhaps better and different are the same, statistically speaking, given the initial conditions. Whatever new mode they grew into is bound to liberate them from at least some of the sins we insisted on carrying forward. Leave the task of remembering to the archivists and bureaucrats; these are the things we can do as we fade from this world

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it? Is it in line with the telos of woodchucks and/or wood to chuck and/or be chucked? Is there a woodchuck out there who can do it, but abstains, knowing full well the consequences of acting upon this knowledge? Is it perhaps like bees and stinging, in that they can do it exactly once in their lives, such that most woodchucks never do it in fear of wasting their one shot? Would they recognize the moment, or let it slip? Should we, in light of this, supply woodchucks with a steady flow of suitable yet distinctly non-singular wood, in an effort to allow them to hone their skills? Can we afford not to?

Resan till Melonia keeps getting stranger the more one thinks about it. On a surface level, it is a retelling of the ol’ Tempest, a Shakespeare classic – as if they’re not all classics. But dig a little deeper, and it becomes a very peculiar Marxist text. The verdant lands of Melonia are kept pristine by virtue of its inhabitants’ steadfast refusal to give up their ancient aristocratic social forms. The aristocracy are thus able to retain their vestigial magic in the face of industrialization, and use it to keep it at bay, but do so on the backs of its slaves. The working class, on the other hand, exist as a byproduct of industry; labor constitutes itself. As the movie progresses, the text suggests that the only way for the proletariat to free itself is to ally itself with the old aristocracies and flee to the countryside. Yet in doing so, it trades one form of domination for another, the domination of factory owners for that of landowners. The two have in common that they require subordination, but a worker has at least the nominal freedom to work somewhere else; not so for serfs, who are tied to the land. This seems the antithesis of Marxist liberation, somehow

The optimal strategic use of AI

He had perfected his method. It worked flawlessly. If any refinement were to be done, it would have to be through the gradual accumulation of experience over generations. No doubt one day a new and better method would be invented, but for this particular way of going about it, this was it. Once the raw materials got into his hands, he could move with swiftness and alacrity. Where the material came from and where the finished product disappeared to, he did not know; that was someone else’s method, and they had their own path towards perfection. His domain was perfection

Thus it came as a surprise to him that he was marketed as a genius of AI. Upon asking the marketing people, they knew that he used no such thing, and that trying to introduce it would result in less than perfection. But, they reasoned, this didn’t stop them from being strategic about finding the perfect method of using AI. Which is to say, they mentioned it often and with alacrity, but never at any point made any move to implement it at any scale whatsoever. This blowing of hot air brought in the customers, who were then best pleased with the product, and so there was perfect harmony between marketing and production

He nodded, and concluded: yes. This was their path to perfection, much as he had his. They had mastered the use of AI, and so the promise of prosperity was fulfilled

The energy brought to the interview

I

And I’ve been a fool and I’ve been blind
I can never leave the past behind
I can see no way, I can see no way
I’m always dragging that horse around All of his questions, such a mournful sound
Tonight I’m gonna bury that horse in the ground

II

Like Prometheus we are bound
Chained to this rock of a brave new world
Our godforsaken lot
And I feel that’s all we’ve ever needed to know
‘Til worlds end and the seas run cold

III

But ’tis enough. He tasks me; he heaps me; I see in him outrageous strength, with an inscrutable malice sinewing it. That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principal, I will wreak that hate upon him. Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.

IV

Receive thy new possessor–one who brings
A mind not to be changed by place or time.
The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
What matter where, if I be still the same,
And what I should be, all but less than he
Whom thunder hath made greater? Here at least
We shall be free; th’ Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure; and, in my choice,
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

V

Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat —
And there isn’t any use for you to doubt it:
For he will do
As he do do
And there’s no doing anything about it!

VI

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

VII

Not a soul
But felt a fever of the mad and play’d
Some tricks of desperation. All but mariners
Plunged in the foaming brine and quit the vessel,
Then all afire with me: the king’s son, Ferdinand,
With hair up-staring,–then like reeds, not hair,–
Was the first man that leap’d; cried, ‘Hell is empty
And all the devils are here.’

IX

Abraham falls victim to the following illusion: he cannot stand the uniformity of this world. Now the world is known, however, to be uncommonly various, which can be verified at any time by taking a handful of world and looking at it closely. Thus this complaint at the uniformity of the world is really a complaint at not having been mixed profoundly enough with the diversity of the world.

X

The standstill does not last forever. However, it does not cease of its own accord; the right man is needed to end it. This is the difference between a state of peace and a state of stagnation. Continuous effort is necessary to maintain peace: left to itself it would change into stagnation and disintegration. The time of disintegration, however, does not change back automatically to a condition of peace and prosperity; effort must be put forth in order to end it. This shows the creative attitude that man must take if the world is to be put in order.

XI

There is coffee in that nebula

An artful dodger

Art is a step forward, an ambition. It looks at what humanity as a whole – not just individual pockets of it, or even specific individuals, but all of it – can do, and seeks to find out if this really is all there is to it. is the present the limit case of human capability, or can it be pushed further, through intuition, invention or iteration? Are we to settle for what happens to exist – a contingent category if there ever was one – or can we, humanity, move things forward? Art is an endeavor that requires craftmanship, but which can not be reduced to it. There is always a step of transgression, transcendence, transubstantiation. In order to do art, you have to look at a map that says “you are here”, and respond with a forceful “fuck that, let’s get a move on”

To return to your original question, “do computer games have to be fun”, I say, it misses the point. The question is not even wrong. You are thinking too small. We can do better than that. Let’s get a move on

One last job

“The time has come. The time for one last job”

“Oooh. Is it a big heist, where we gather everyone who might be remotely useful for an elaborate planning session?”

“No”

“Is it a small heist, where a select few conspire to move mountains through heroic acts of social engineering?”

“No”

“Is it a series of progressively bigger crimes, probing the edges of a newly formed occult society so as to find and kill its dark god?”

“…no?”

“Have you been unequivocally dishonored and have to commit a series of murders in order to reinstate the child empress after her mother had been unceremoniously assassinated?”

“What, no. It’s a box. The same kind of box I’ve delivered for years and years. I don’t know what’s in it or where it goes after I drop it off. It just happens to be the very last one I deliver before I resign. Which is today. After I deliver this box”

“One last Job”

“One last job”

Progressions and variations of an NPC’s responses to player actions

Hi there!

Thanks again for helping me out with those cabbages! It would have taken days without your assistance!

I heard back at the inn that there’s a nearby hamlet in need of some heroics, if you’re up for it

Listen, ordinarily I would tell you ambient gossip about the townsfolk so as to provide a nugget of world-building, but there seems to be an army of some description camped right outside the gates

Ah yes, an old tale, I used to search for it myself as a young one. The only thing I ever found were kobolds, who taught me to make tea

Sorry, gotta get these cabbages indoors before dark

Did you hear? They rebuilt the bridge over the Ancient Chasm!

Jolly gosh, tomorrow is festival day! I reckon this year we will see the mother jellyfish for sure!

Whoa, I haven’t seen one of those since the Time of Troubles, and seeing it again can’t be a good sign

Wanna play another hand of Caravan?

System.out.println(“Hello, %playername!”);

Rumor has it you’ve been up to no good, so no trading for you! Begone, and make amends!

The catgirls are on the prowl, be careful out there

A geck? Like one of those lizards? Talk to Smiley about that

Hell is empty, and all the thespians are here

Alright, that’s it, fork over the mallows

Though this village exists within the Kingdom, we play no part in its attempt at perpetuation

At last I have found you, the architect of my demise, to exact revenge upon thy regretful form; make peace with the gods you have slain, for I am their instrument of retribution

Grassroots forestry

“Climate change? Oh no, that’s fake. 100% made up nonsense. Hot air, if you’ll pardon the pun”

“But, why then go all in on solving it? Wouldn’t that be a waste of resources?”

“One might think, but we actually gain a lot from the efforts. Being more energy efficient is better in general, and figuring out large scale ecological processes will help us grow better food. Good stuff. But the best part is political”

“Political? How so?”

“See, people get together and perform remarkable feats when they are threatened by external forces. Throughout history, these external forces have often been other people, which caused war and genocide and all kinds of mayhem. By focusing everyone’s attention on a non-human threat, we avoid a lot of potential future repetitions of these tendencies. And get better peacetime tech, too”

“So what you are saying is that solving climate change would be a victory, even if the whole thing is made up?”

“The distinction between trees and forests is more subtle than you’d think. Truly, it is a beautiful world we live in”

On the pragmatic impracticality of equality

“So here’s what I do. I go to free speech rallies, and I wear my trademark outfit”

“A trademark outfit, you say?”

“Oh yes. It takes very careful and deliberate attention to detail to pull it off. Just winging it won’t work; they’ll see right through it. Gotta effort it, make it just right”

“So how do you prepare?”

“At first, I tried various methods of artificially inducing the look. None of them worked, but they all took a lot of time and effort. Determined not to give up, I persevered, and then it struck me. The one surefire way to get everything just right is to actually bona fide do it”

“So you became homeless?”

“Well, no, of course not. I just spend a lot of time in the urban outdoors, day and night. This had the desired effect, and made me look the part. I also learned that there are a lot more alleys, overpasses and forgotten side streets in this city than I’d previously thought. Also, newspapers are golden”

“And then you looked the part?”

“Oh yes. But I didn’t act the part, so I had to integrate myself with the local community. Turns out it’s easy to do if you actually sleep outside; shared miseries become a bond of sorts, if you’re not a jerk about it. Bringing booze helped as well”

“Yes, about that”

“See, I looked and acted the part, but didn’t smell it. Again, you can’t wing it. Smelling like any old alcohol won’t do. You have to know the streets and what’s cheap on them. Fancy whiskey is a no-no, gives it all away. There is this guy with a still up on Third, however. Get some of that on you, and you’re right as rain. I would not recommend getting it in you, though”

“So. Looking, acting and smelling the part. All set, then?”

“For my purposes, yes. So here’s what I do. I show up in my best homeless, slightly drunk impression, and demand that my voice be heard. Moreover, I insist that as a citizen I am entitled to the same freedom of speech as any person who has taken it upon themselves to wear a suit. It’s a universal right, see, unalienable even”

“How does that turn out?”

“Usually, with throwing. Sometimes at me, sometimes me. Turns out some people are less equal than others, when push comes to shove. Or throw”

Situational awareness

“This might be a bit difficult to explain, but-”

“Are you from another dimension, where everything is the same as it is here, albeit with a few differences interspersed throughout?”

“No, but-“

“Are you stuck in a time loop, and have to find some way to convince someone – anyone, really – that all of this has happened before?”

“No, but-“

“Have you arrived from the future to steer humanity away from the whole concept of time travel, as it will inevitably lead to a stable time loop wherein Skynet exists?”

“…no?”

“What seems to be the problem, then?”

“Well, you see, I was in a hurry before boarding the train, and accidentally bought tickets in the wrong direction”

“Let’s see. Ah yes. Well, they cost the same either way, so you bought the right one in spirit. No need to worry”

“Thanks”

A cry for help

“Welcome to the support helpline. How can I be of assistance?”

“How could this happen to me

I made my mistakes

I’ve got no where to run

The night goes on”

“Sir, I understand that you are upset about whatever happened to your computer, but if you could please be a little more specific in your explanation of the problem”

“I open my eyes

I try to see but I’m blinded by the white light

I can’t remember how

I can’t remember why

I’m lying here tonight”

“I see. Can you describe the problem in more detail? Which part of your computer seems to be broken?”

“And I can’t stand the pain

And I can’t make it go away

No I can’t stand the pain”

“Is it that your monitor is too bright? Is that it?”

“Yeah, that’s it. It hurts my eyes”

“I see. There is a thing called night mode. Have you tried activating it?”

“Holy moly, it works wonders. Thanks!”

“You’re welcome”

“…can I sing the rest of the song?”

“Please don’t”

“Okay. Have a nice day. And thanks again!”