Lord Jaders on the Loose

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Missing Cat

This will be the last post for Lord Jaders aka "Jade." She has been missing for the past two weeks and has not been located. We are hopeful that a kind person has fallen in love with her and has decided to keep her in their home...we are not ready to accept any other possible outcome at this time. Thank you for allowing us to have so many wonderful conversations with all of you across the world.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Herrre is the crrreaturrre my beans brrrought back to live with me.

All it does is eat, sleep, and poop.

Bailey trrried to pull its nose out, since it was somehow smashed in.

I wasn't jealous, just borrred and currrious, so I went outside

and disappearrred forrr two nights and two days. My lady bean

rrreacted fasterrr than a bomb squad...This picturrre of me and a few

otherrrs werrre posted everrrywherrre within a squarrre mile rrradius.

Even the SPCA got copies.

Missing Cat: Jade

Herrre I am safe at home! Forrrtunately, my lady bean alerrrted the entirrre neighborrrhood.
I was discoverrred crrrying on a hot tile rrroof at night by a lovely lady and herrrr Chocolate Labrrradorrr. Durrring the day, the temperrraturrre had soarrred to 114 degrrrees. I hid in a crrrevice above the rrrain gutterrrr to stay out of the heat. My lady bean thinks a rrrogue Ki Yo Tee who has been seen scavenging may have chased me up the neighborrrs olive trrree and I landed on theirrr rrroof. Thank God forrr grrreat claws!

My Lady Bean and Little Sticky people rrrescued me off the rrroof and since then I have been staying much closerrr to home. Yes, I still get to go outside as often as I want, but I don't strrray verrry farrr. Besides that little slobberrry, poopy, thingy can't rrrun fast orrr jump enough to catch me, so I'm not so worrried anymorrre.
I told Yogie, I would post the Frrridge Meme next time.