An Epiphany for Longsuffering

I had an epiphany just now.  I work at a place where my boss has been testing my patience and it has been hard to keep charitable thoughts.  While I was contemplating how to professionally tell him he was being petty, selfish, ridiculous, and hypocritical I had the scorching thought come into my mind, "I am not being Christlike in my example or in my thoughts in regards to my actions with this individual."

Christ was long-suffering and He has asked me to be long-suffering as well.  Unfortunately it is much easier to read the word long-suffering than it is to live it.  I pulled up lds.org and searched the word to look for the scripture that would be the best reminder for me.  I then created this jpeg reminder and set it as my desktop.
With hope for a brighter discipleship and a prayer in my heart for meekness and servitude, I will forge through my day with forbearance and long-suffering.

A Scarecrow Day

Today, while driving to work, which I should be able to do in my sleep, I took the wrong exit.
Oops. 

Once I got back on the interstate, I then missed my correct exit.

Later in the day, I didn't connect the name of the reservation system with the website I was looking for on my password page, so I had to email asking about it. 
Duh. 

Then tonight when I got home, I did my laundry.
Only I didn't check my pockets like I normally do even though I never find anything.
 Of course, when I took out all of my business slacks and quite a few shirts and camisoles out of the dryer, they were metallic sharpie gold speckled.

All over speckles.

And globs.


if i only had a brain.

I got a job & fell off the face of the earth...

Astronomers have it wrong. It must be flat. I fell off the edge.
Actually, I have just been working astronomically long hours.  Way too much. And I decided I need a social life.

The End.

Oh.  Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year!
And just in case:  Happy Valentines Day, Happy Ides of March, Happy St. Patrick's Day (remember to wear green!) and Have a marvelous 4th of July!

A New Job

I was just offered a job as a General Manager of a hotel!  So excited!!!

Joy Ride

I was going to pick up the missionaries today for a lesson with a girl that is investigating the church.  The lesson was at 5:30.  I honestly wanted to say no to helping this time as it would require rush hour traffic in the cities driving, but I thought better of it knowing I could do this for them and for Jesus Christ. 

I had to pick them up by 4:45 so we could make it to the appointment on time.  I left my apartment at 4:20 so I could pick them up on time.  Traffic was horrible, as expected.  There was a delay on the interstate that added about seven extra minutes, so when I was stuck at a light at 4:45 (ten blocks from the church), I picked up my phone to text the sisters to let them know I got stuck in traffic but I was on my way. 

My phone had a new text message.  The Sister missionaries told me the investigator had cancelled due to feeling poorly.  They sent the message at 3:20.  My phone received it at 4:42.  Ugghhh!  Stupid apartment with bad cell phone reception!

So I flipped a U'ey at the next light and returned to the congested interstate.  I very much dislike rush hour traffic.  One mile took 15 minutes.  I got back to my apartment at 5:25.  An hour of joy riding.  In heavy city traffic.

Oh joy.

i just love the smell of your neck!

Driving in a car with a guy:

On the meandering drive back to my apartment, he started to play with the collar of his shirt. Then he asked, "Do you like my new cologne?"

Being completely honest, as I am indubitably mostly always am, said, "Uh, I actually can't smell it. Sorry."

Waving his hand toward himself, "Here, come take a whiff."

My mind was like... what? did he really just ask me to smell his neck! No way! TOO WEIRD!!!Outwardly I responded politely, "That's okay."

"No really, come smell," he said while waving me toward his neck again.

"Uh. No thanks." No sooner had the 'anks' of my response resonated through my vocal cords when I smelled the sewer problem of that part of town. "Oh. My. That is what you meant. Yes. Very unpleasant." Good thing it was dark in the car. My face felt red.

Advice for Latter Day Saints

One of the Bishopric members of the YSA branch in Fargo gave a talk with his advice for members of the church, especially YSA. I really liked it and thought I would share:

1. Stay close to your Father in Heaven!
• Do you Believe in Him?
• Do you believe that He will forgive you?
• Do you believe that He loves you?
• Do you believe in the Kingdom of Heaven?
2. Have a testimony of the Book of Mormon.
• It is the keystone to our Religion.
• Jesus Christ is the foundation
• Develop a love for the book!
3. Don't get caught up with what the critics say. 
• About the church
• About the leaders
• About yourself
4. Set a goal for a happy, successful Temple marriage.
• This does not mean that when you are married in the temple you have accomplished this.  It is a lifelong pursuit.  A successful marriage is one of combined strength in faith and love.
5. Bad things will happen. People will use you. People will offend you, etc.
• This is not a reason to let go of your testimony or to leave the church or to hold a grudge.
• Leave it in the hands of God.
• You must forgive completely.
6. Be open to change.
• Even the terrifying changes
• Be open to grow with the Spirit
7. Come to Church no matter what!
• DO NOT WORK ON SUNDAY!
• If you have a job making you work on Sunday- get a different job!
• Which is more important?  More money or your eternal salvation?
• HAVE FAITH!  If you follow His commandments, you will be blessed!
8. Understand choices and the accountability for those choices.
• All blessings are tied to obedience to the commandments. 
• Choose the way Jesus Christ wants you to and you will be blessed.
9. Repent!
• We all make mistakes.
• Do not be afraid to repent.  Just do it.
• Your Savior atoned for you.  Don't throw that precious gift away out of pride.
10. The gospel of Jesus Christ should be fun.
• It should be fun to be active in church.
• It will be fun to find pearls of eternal truths
• It should be fun to be part of the social group the church provides.