Sunday, August 20, 2006

Kennel-Break On Dogathon Day

It was Sunday. 13th of August. Yea, it was one normal day for you guys out there. But it wasn't for me. It was the day that I've been waiting for. It was MY day. The Dogathon day in UPM, Serdang! Hurray. Alas the king is free... FREE....

Image It was Kurt Cobain

Sort of... T.T
Not really 'free'. I still need to do what she asks for. Oh yeah, I'm refering to Michelle.De.Fatass. Okay, okay... not calling her fatass for today... She spent her whole time sewing a piece of rag from other old rags (*grin*). Okay, be nice... She made me a small tee. A dalmation coat. A fake dalmation coat. The outfit is kinda cool on me...


Image Michelle's New Dalmation


Okay okay... It was a total lie. An awful one. I looked extremely haggard and thin in this outfit. Darn! I thought I was the coolest living thing in the earth when I put on that fake coat. Boy, I was wrong. Dogged you, Michelle!


Image They do look ALIKE, don't they?


As usual, we were late - again! Fatass Miche, Molly and me! L-A-T-E, late... Dogged you again, Miche... Grr...


Image King Shih Tzu

On the way to the small set-up booth, I saw my old friend. Let's say; OLD RIVAL... King Shih Tzu was his name. He is still the same old King Shih Tzu I knew. Nothing much change. There's one! He's getting old compared to me. See for yourself... He is WHITE... Neon white...


Image A Schnauzer


After having some cuppa with King Shih Tzu, I walk off from that small booth and walk towards to some other booth... Not butt... It's booth. (*drooling*)


Image A Great Dane Harlequin Wrestles A Poodle


With my servants escorting me to another booth, I walked proudly; like Mikael Jacko...


Image Pugsy


Saw many of my OLD furry friends... (pun intended) :P


Image An Albino (*chuckles*)


Saw many cute little pups too...


Image Best Looking Lad: The Pinscher


There are too many doggies over there. Lost count...


Image Best Shot Taken By Molly: Pugsy


One of my servant, Miche was talking to some president from Silkynfrens Club. The other one was busy snapping pictures with her Nokia phone. F.Y.I, the quality of these photos that I've posted over here was super-low-quality. Thanks to my servant - Miche, for not recharging the digital cam. Cam phones are not that useless anyway. Thanks to Molly, I've got a few pix of my sheilas. Ooh-la-la~
They kept on taking pix of other doggies... Not me.. I'm excluded T.T But somehow, quite a number of people were attracted to me. EHEM! I manage to eavesdrop their conversation...



Fans #1: Wah lau, so damn cute la. So furry summore. Super cute loh. Take his pix first.
Fans #2: Hahhaha... I'd agree with you. He's cute...
Whisky: *Blushes*
Fans #2: Btw, the cloth that he's wearing looks cuter...
Whisky: *Stupified* "-.-


Image Oww.... Miche and Molly!!!


I'd manage to take some pix with both of my devoted servants. Come on you both, bark aloud and smile for the cameee-rah... :D


Image Good Trainer + Smart Canine = Great Stunts


After some cam-whoring session with my servants, we head back to the nearest booth where we saw a Jack Russel doing some hard-to-do stunts with his trainer. It was organised by a club (forgot what was the name)... Good job Jack O' Russel. Great show you've put on. Bravo! Bravo! I salute you... (*paws on chest*). Then, we head off to see some hot chix. Nice booo-tey...


Image Ooh, Cutie Pies!!!

This boooo-tey is the juciest... Oh baby, you smell so nice. I love you babey... Give me a hug... (*drooling*)

Image Boooot-eyy!!!


Btw, my booo-tey is not that bad too.... :D
And see that... my cropped tail is the cutest thang I've ever had... Am I right, Molly? (*grin*)


Image Molly Loves My Cropped Tail


Enough of walking rounds and rounds.... Let's do some flirtatious dog-walk over here to attract some bitches... (Fyi, female dogs = bitches)


Image Flirtatious Dog-Walk

Oh yeah!!! There she goes... there she goes again...
Black - sexy as hell, with red collar summore!!! Let's check her out...


Image Black Is Hot

She's a male.... =.="


Image Oh Bother.....


Oh my dog, brown polar bears???!!! Nice pants your servant have, big bear... :)


Image Chow Chow

With some flirtatious move I've done, it is unambigous that she's into me. I love big bears... Let me give you a BIG hug...


Image Some Romantic Moments

It was romantic... Fur-fights, hickies, huggies... It was one memorable moment. Did you tried sleeping on big furballs? That's what I'm talking about... Ooh-la-la~
Let's go! My time can't be wasted just like that... Come on, you both!


Image It's hard to walk them; Molly and Miche


After wandering around with my slowpokes.... (I'm harsh... Bear with me....) I'd meant my servants... I was so delighted and joyful once I bumped into my long-lost girlfriends a.k.a bitches. Oh my dog, I'm speechless...


Image My Chix


It was the best day I've ever had in my life. And I'm too tired to brag about it... Now, let's head back to my kennel. I'm exhausted... While I was taking a nap in the car, both of my servants have gone wild. Real wild. Ehem! Don't break my water bottle, fatass Miche!!!


Image What An Obscene Act??!!


Anyways, thanks you guys; Molly and Miche for giving me a kennel-break on that day. I'm very happy... Wee-hu~
And btw, I'd think I'm gonna be a dad soon. Oopsie...

Woof-ed by,
King Whisky.De.Bordeaux

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Dogs As Bloggers

Image King Whisky.De.Bordeaux


Blogging
is generally the one and only way to express my dissatisfaction that I've been through all these years. Human beings do write blogs. So why can't we? (Duh...I'm a dog). As we know, animals
DO write blogs...


Image Bloggers


Wait a minute, let's just say; this is somekind of a journal thingy... A paw print... And I should have one. Why should'nt I? Human beings call them weblog or blog. We doggies translated it into 'woof-grr-woof'; the paw-print-journal. I made that up. Simple yet elegant (that's what Skinny Rachel love to say).


Image Rachel: Skinny Yet Elegant (Pun Intended)


Let's move on. These are somehow the reasons why I started to have a try on this so-called mainstream hobby; blogging. Let me jot this down;

  1. To express my dissatisfaction about how my fatass owner treated me
  2. As some sort of evidence for the SPCA officials (*grin*)
  3. To help PAWS and SPCA on the outgrowing numbers of little pups in the world (*adopt one please*)
  4. Oh yeah, last but not least, to post pictures of my furry bitches (*sniff buttie time*)


Image "Euthanice-ly" (Pun Intended)


Image Lemme see... 101, 102, 103......


It is sad to see these poor innocent friends of mine being euthanized every month. What kind of barbaric act is this?! Euthanized for no reason? For dog's sake... I know, I know... I'm very LUCKY to be here (*sob*). Anyways, log onto these websites; http://www.spca.org.my/ and http://www.puppy.com.my/olympic/

Get to know more about my furry friends... Join these clubs, sign the petition, help them, save them... And be a responsible owner if you'd really plan to adopt one (Fatass Michelle, this is for you :P).



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Woof-ed by;
King Whisky.De.Bordeaux