On an Airplane

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My current mental state is like that of a passenger on an airplane that’s taking forever to land. In a new country where I’m going to be without any maps. I also get jolts in my stomach once in a while- like I can’t remember if I put some life-saving equipment in my baggage. And there’s no way I can check till I land. I can see the runway from my tiny window, but it still isn’t time yet. For now, I’m suspended in air with nothing else to do but wait. I’m reading books and watching movies and working on my laptop, but it’s just to make the waiting more bearable. It’s as if all of me is geared up for that touchdown moment when the plane dips and your stomach drops and with a roar in your ears and a nervous giggle stuck in your throat, your life overturns.In our last prenatal class, we finally watched a real childbirth video. I’ve been avoiding watching any because well…let’s just say it isn’t my idea of entertainment. But surprisingly, I neither thought it was gross nor frightening. It didn’t scare M either. We were both left with the feeling that this was something we could definitely do. It seems incredible that till now, I was so utterly incurious about how I came into this world. It seems equally amazing that every person I see around me is there because someone else went through what I’m going through to bring them into this world. It kind of makes me feel more forgiving towards the moron in the theatre who keeps talking over his cellphone throughout the movie.

We watched both Crazy, Stupid, Love and Friends with Benefits last week. Both got decent reviews but I didn’t really think either was that great. Or that funny. Maybe because I’m in my airplane mode, I just wanted the movies to get over. I’m really tired of the slick men who apparently know all about female psychology and can pick up any girl in a bar. And then one fine day, true lurve finds this slick boy and he starts talking about his childhood on the beach. Or his dad. Or his first diaper. Then the slick man discovers what a good woman’s love can do to him (mostly when she’s dressed in some ultra feminine gown- the Hollywood version of Kajol’s red saree in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai- for the first time and he sees her with new eyes and yada yada). I also wish they’d stop including these never-let-go-of-your-soulmate type of speeches in the script. Everyone thinks the other person is their soulmate when they are in love. Then the shit hits the roof and you break up. And find another soulmate. And that’d be another movie.

I sat next to this bespectacled girl during Friends with Benefits and she kept saying, “NAAAIICCCEEE!” every two minutes at whatever was happening onscreen. I was starting to get pissed. And then I remembered the childbirth video and decided to tolerate her because of her mother. Bless her.

The Workshop

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The workshop is over. Phew. That’s one thing ticked off on my ‘to do’ list! I was wondering if I should take it up at all because managing preteens and teens is not exactly easy, especially when one is increasingly beginning to resemble a penguin. I wasn’t sure if I could stand continuously and talk all day without developing some scary pregnancy related syndrome.

But I’m glad I decided to do it. Thankfully, the organizers (Katha, Delhi) were mostly female and sympathetic to my almost-eight-months pregnant self running backstage once in a while and munching on something.

There were 350 children in all. Some as small as Class IV and some as big as Class X. The point of the workshop was to discuss the basic elements that go into story writing and encourage the children to be original and have the courage to write about their own lived experiences. At the end of the workshop, they were to participate in a story writing contest and the winning stories would be published in a Katha anthology.

In many of the writing activities we did, the children inevitably ended the story with a moral. Even if the stories themselves had a wild side to them,they’d end with a sanctimonious message printed in bold, capital letters. This wasn’t exactly new to me. I’ve seen the same pattern repeated across writing events for children and it really saddens me that their opinion of adults is so low that they feel we’ll only appreciate them if they talk like little wise bores.

I asked the children what sort of books they read and where they got their books from. Most said that they loved adventure and fantasy novels and that they picked up the books themselves from libraries and bookshops. Then,I asked if any of them had ever gone to a library or a bookshop and picked up a moral stories book. Obviously, nobody had ever done that. Then why did they keep writing moral stories? Did they think adults loved reading moral stories? If they did, they wouldn’t buy moral stories and dump it on their children instead of reading them themselves, right? If nobody is interested in reading moral stories, why write them at all? Why not think about writing the kind of books they themselves loved reading? The sort of writing that you can’t stop reading?

It astonishes me how we keep convincing generations of children that they must all be some message-spouting Prahalad types instead of unleashing their incredible reserves of originality. If at all they take the plunge and write a story that’s not obviously moralistic, they can only do so if the story is about some John or Jacob robbing a bank in London. They find it so hard to set a story in a surrounding they know well without turning it into a message about the environment or hard work or something equally didactic. The inability to articulate their own experiences, to see the wealth of stories around themselves, the firm belief that adventures can only happen in Britian….really, what have we done to children? Though this was only to be expected and I’ve seen it happen many times over, I still feel sad about it. I hope the two days helped at least some of them to break free from this self moral policing and write with a free mind, with words they know and understand.

At the end of the workshop, one of the children came to me and asked if I could please, please publish Interval in CM again. I was touched beyond words because Interval is a comic N and I used to do together when we worked there and it was very special to both of us. I was super happy that she remembered it two years since it was last published! I had to tell her that I’d quit and wasn’t doing it any more. Her face fell and she said she’d taken a 3-year subscription for the magazine only for Interval and she was really disappointed we’d stopped doing it! I felt oddly tearful and moved by it all.

As an aside, GBM was very excited throughout the workshop and kept kicking me all day. I hope this is one kid who never writes a moral story ever in its life.

To Do List

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  • Three book reviews for a lit journal that I need to submit by the end of the month. Two of these are picture books which I’ve finished reading. The third is a novel called iBoy and I can’t bring myself to read it. Every time I look at it, I want to cover myself with the quilt and pretend I’m too fatigued to read. The book itself doesn’t seem to be too bad- and I did choose to review it. I think my reluctance has to do with the fact that I don’t want to read anything which I already don’t know is good. Which is probably why I’m only re-reading stuff these days.

  • Put away all the pregnancy books and stop visiting all the baby sites of the world. Enough. I don’t want to know if it’s common to develop hemorrhoids in Week 34 or see pink rhinoceroses in Week 38. I really don’t want to see any more ‘PUSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH’ diagrams. I read the pregnancy Bible- What to Expect When Expecting- and I think there are far too many jokes in parentheses in the book. I wish I could write one line reviews like this for that journal and forget about it.

  • Prepare for a creative writing workshop that I’m conducting in another 10 days. Apparently, some 200 kids are going to show up. I have no idea what profound truths about creative writing I’m going to reveal. Maybe I’ll just make up stuff on the spot. Waking up at 3 AM and staring in an Easterly direction opens the Creative chakra that is located between your left eyebrow and right nostril.

  • The prenatal exercises I learned in my first prenatal class. So far, I’ve been doing them with great enthusiasm. But it’s only been three days. I hope I don’t get too impatient and stretch in all directions all at once to prove how fast I am. I must remember this is not about being fast.

  • Wrap up the project I’m working on before November. Though I’m getting really bored of it.

  • Stop getting irritated with people who advise me to eat saffron (so I can produce a ‘white’ baby), who tell me I don’t look seven months pregnant (here’s an idea- you aren’t my doctor, so why don’t you just shut up?), who tell me not to walk so fast or for so long (I can still walk for an hour and I will- too bad if that horrifies you), who think I must be anemic because they were when they were seven months pregnant (though I’ve eaten more dates and raisins than an Arab and have lab results to prove it), who think a six-kg weight gain is too less (though my doctor thinks it’s good and the baby is doing just fine), who tell me not to buy baby clothes already because it’s like tempting fate (so I’m supposed to leave a newborn naked bang in the middle of Winter when it comes?) and basically, all those who think they know everything about pregnancy just because they were pregnant once.

  • Blog whenever I feel blah and not wait for some fantastic idea to crop up in my head. I don’t think I’m going to feel fantastically original for a while.

That’s all.

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