MR SLISH

The Hot Chick:

Manicured nails, Indian hair woven into her scalp, coke bottle figure that goes POP POP POP!!! Most YOUNG dudes want a gal like this, but when they finally get her they realize every other Negro wants her too! So what’s a brotha to do?

Chain her up to his bed post so she can’t leave the house on Friday and Saturday nights!

Burn all her tight dresses and break the heels off her peep toe shoes !

Stop giving her money for that long ass weave you like to pull on while slapping your pelvis against that coke bottle boootaaay!!!

Nah Bruh none of the above. The Hot Chick CANNOT and WILL NOT be tamed!!! You gotta ride that wave till it flattens out can’t force The Hot Chick to comply with your insecure demands. She’s HOT! You’re naive to think that NOOOO other dude is gonna wanna slap those cheeks together just cause you cuffed her..After all your name is NOT tattooed on that PHAT ASS!

OK maybe some of you realize that, but rather she tone it down now that she’s with you. HELL NO The Hot Chick doesn’t know what tone it down means! She thrives on the attention! Makes her feel good about herself. She has yet to evolve into a what you expect her to be.

I’ve dated plenty of Hot Chicks and it wasn’t till I got to my 30’s I realized I was going about things the wrong way. Getting mad and making a scene in public only pushed them towards those waiting in the wings. If I showed no fear and stood proud with my shapely vixen. Dudes wouldn’t be so quick to Holla and she’d see that her MAN is a Secure Sexy Beast!

So my young niglets stop trippin if you’re dating a Hot Chick cause she sho nuff AIN’T!!!

I’m up at 3:39 am searching online for some mellow obscure tunes to inspire me to actually write something worth while.  I click onto my boy Grantlove’s website( mtme.wordpress.com) cause I know he’s good for some shit like that. Haven’t spoken to him in a while so I called last week  he didn’t answer his phone. Shit he never does so I didn’t take it personal just kept it moving like I usually do. Seems I’ve been doing that a lot lately( the not taking things personal part) when deep down the SLASHER wants to send him an IRATE email as to why he should answer my phone calls! Anyway back to listening to his rare groove selections.  It’s actually kinda cool. Smooth, laid back tracks from the 70’s and 80’s. Half this shit I’ve only heard sampled by these no talent musicians passing themselves off as producers.

Okay that was enough warming up I’m ready to get down to business.  First I’d like to say What’s up Blog family! Uncle Slishy has returned.  For how long I don’t know, but for months  I’ve had things to say but Husband/Daddy duty kept my ass off the laptop probably the reason why I’m up in the middle of the night. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I GET ALONE!  Between my wife, a precocious teenager , and  the TYRANT we now call Tasmanian X it’s HARD to sit down and  get SHIT off my CHEST. Nonetheless I wouldn’t trade it in for the world!  

Yeah my wife gets on my nerves, suuuure my stepson refuses to get up on time for school in the morning , of course Tasmanian X took a DUMP in the middle of our living room Yesterday. It’s all good cause I’ve come to realize life isn’t worth living without a few ” Daddy PEE PEE” and “BABE our tenants are moving out. Things about to get REAL TIGHT” moments.

Been married over a year now and I must say it’s comforting at times and HELLA frustrating too.  The frustrating part is that I don’t get to be SELFISH anymore and I used to get a kick outta that. Don’t give me the side eye  it’s good to be selfish keeps balance in the universe. Now I’m just selfish with my time. Hanging out with the fellas and getting a few drinks after work  are things of the past. All I wanna do  is come home to my family and deal with whatever they throw at me.  BEST BELIEVE they throw some heavy shit too!

So in the name of love I’ve given  up some things that made me ME and have to chosen to indulge in what make us a FAMILY

Stay tuned for more stories of Slish the Family Man…..hahaha riiiiiiiight