Archive for April, 2011

Stop Bitchin!!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 5, 2011 by Mr. Slish

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Early this morning I’m driving to work listening to Charlemagne THE GOD(105.1) call Funkmaster Flex(97.1) the DONKEY OF THE DAY. Seems like Flex has his nuts in a bunch over the heavy criticism/ridicule Mr.Cee is getting from THE BREAKFAST CLUB. No need for me to mention AGAIN what he was arrested for.

Audio from Flex’s show was played and he pretty much said if their verbal assaults continued it was gonna be on and poppin! …..I’m sitting in the car thinking to myself Uuuum Flex is about my age early 40’s is he really that immature and EGO’D out to get involved with something that has nothing to do with him! It’s Mr Cee’s DICK that was caught dingle danglin! All he’s doing is drawing more attention to Mr.Cee and that situation. SHUT THE FUCK UP and let Grown Folk handle their own business!!! Once you pass the age of 40 BEEF should no longer be a part of your vocabulary.

Folks in Hip Hop need to relax. Just last night I watched Jim Jones on Love & Hip Hop( Don’t Judge me) threaten this dude because he said he makes 10,000 per show and called his Lady trifling. REALLY!!!! Last time I checked 10,000 to do a show is a HELL of a lot of money! As for his lady. If anyone reading this has watched it those Producers do have ole girl looking kinda trifling. Anyway dude bitched up when Jim stepped to him and apologized with teary eyes! All I could do was SMH cause that had been ME! I woulda talked even more shit in front of those cameras provoked Jimmy into a NICE BIG JUICY LAWSUIT and possible jail time! Rumor has it they locking rappers up for less!

All I’m saying is this. The HIP HOP community needs to take ALLLLLL that AGGRESSION and focus on creating and promoting better music! Period! Stop letting your over sized EGO’s and ARROGANCE get you into trouble you’re gonna have to dig yourselves out of later. When you’re a celebrity people are gonna talk about what you’re doing or NOT doing. Comes with the territory

So if you don’t want people talking about you don’t do CARELESS or DUMB shit!

Mr Slish’s 2 cent’s and a Nickel… Latuh

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Pause

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on April 4, 2011 by Mr. Slish

This weekend was a BLUR! Saturday my mini me Tasmanian X ran his daddy around the couch, under the bed and into any closet he could hide in! JUST to avoid putting on a PULL UP! His final attempt at escaping little niglet ran into a wall! ” HA! GOTCHA!” I put my future running back to bed, plopped myself in front of the tele, and started flickin….Hmmm Eat, Pray, Love is about to start. Lemme indulge.

2 hrs later. That was some bullshit! Wife leaves a perfectly GOOD marriage so she can find herself but ends up even more fucked up than before . ALL seems lost until she meets a scruffy Brazilian dude who’s been holding the KEY to her happiness the ENTIRE time! Ummmmm HELLLLLLO People !!! When men do this! Its called ABANDONMENT and the foreign chick we end up with only speaks english when it’s time to go shopping for PRADA, GUCCI, and DOLCE GABBANA! So this movie can go kick rocks!

As I sat in the living room FUMING over the fact that this FLICK is basically telling women they have a get out of jail free card if their marriages aren’t what they expected MY WIFE walks in and asks ” You going anywhere tomorrow?” I press the pause button on the remote and turn my head towards her.

” Uuuuum Yeah Dingle-berry! The pt job I’ve been going to EVERY SUNDAY since we acquired this BIG ASS MORTGAGE!” is what I wanted to say, but I have a new and improved filter ” Yeah babe. Remember I work at the Group home every Sunday ” she leaves then comes back 5 minutes later with her sour puss face in FULL EFFECT! I press the pause button again.

” I need to get away!” Heeeeeere weeeee Go.

” What’s the matter hun. What happened? ” She sighs

” I need to get away FROM HERE!” What’s wrong with this woman! The Slasher is about to go BALLISTIC, but my new and improved filter has an added feature. The Slasher Nullifier ! I calmly respond

” Where you thinking about going babe?

” My mothers” So she wants to abandon this Love Boat and swim to hell! Hmph! She’s looking for some attention. Of course I play along.

” You taking the baby?”

“Yup”

” D staying with me? ”

“Yup” I focus my attention back to the television and press pause to release the characters.

” Have fun” I sense her squinting her eyes at me like she wants to slap the remote out of my hand!

Ya see folks. I refused to feed into my wife’s mini tantrum. She was looking for an excuse to execute her version of EAT, PRAY, and DITCH! If I’d responded the way I usually do she woulda packed her bags that night! Instead I came home Sunday evening to BBQ pork chops, macaroni & cheese with some waaaaarm cornbread.

Cmon say it with me ” Who’s the Master”

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