Monday, September 12, 2011

My bloody awesome JPJ Driving Test

I went to the circuit with confidence, hoping that I will go there with "L" license and return home with the "P" license.

I finished my 10 hours of practical and after the last two last hours performance, I believed I was ready for the test. I was told to be cool and do my best, don't over-panic.

So my number is 80. -__- You can imagine how long I have to wait. And while waiting, I met a few new friends. Found a 1st year junior from TOA after I overheard him telling others about his education background. heheheh.

Then, the time comes. It was the Slope Test.
The moment I got into the car, I realise the difference in this Kancil and my instructor's Kancil. I tried my best to control the car. I did land on the yellow line nicely. But I failed this test after failed to balance the engine. :(

I couldn't feel it at all. The car is so different! No power or something. I was very disappointed. Normally during practice, I managed to do it properly. Oh well, I failed. Many people failed too. The good and lucky ones passed and proceeded to the 3 point turn and parking.

I was given the chance to take the Road Test.
It didn't really make me feel better. I can't seem to focus after knowing I failed the Slope Test. So I walked to the counter for Road Test and stupidly made a scene by going to the side of the table instead of in front.

Me: Hi, ermm..saya.. JPJ Officer: Adik, kalau masuk rumah orang, masuk dari tepi ke? *without looking up*

People stared at me and my stupidity. Terima kasih Abang JPJ. I appreciate your bitchiness.

Me : oh. sorry.

So he took my documents and then finally looked up at me and talked..

JPJ Officer: Oh Cina ke? Ingat Melayu. heheh.
Me: *not bothered look* mmm. ye. Cina.
JPJ Officer: Cina campur apa ni? Indian?
Me: no.
JPJ Officer: oh habis tuh? Malay?
Me: tak. Chinese mixed Thai.
JPJ Officer: Ohhhhh Thaiiiiiiiii!

I don't know what is so amazing. Maybe I would understand it if I was at his place. But I wasn't in the mood to talk much. I failed and what's left to do is the Road Test. I have no mood or motivation to go on already. Wanted to call Sayang and hear those motivational words, but I know he is busy at work. I only call to inform him about the bad news.

While waiting, I feel so down. Feels like a loser. Even feel like quiting driving and never come back for another test!

Then, my number was called. I looked at the car and realised I've got a lady JPJ officer. First word that came to my mind was "FUCK". Most people tell me that these ladies are very strict and not friendly. I quickly tell myself that this lady is different from the rest.

Got into the car and did the normal checking routines. All okay. She told me to "Jalan". But my car was parked right behind this Indian girl's car. I panicked. What if I hit her car while cutting out. I turned to the lady officer, " Boleh saya tunggu dia bergerak dulu?". She is okay with it.

After a minute, the car in front moved. I followed. We came to the Stop signboard, and the car in front stopped behind the white line. I have to stop too. I stupidly assumed that I "stopped" already. Then, when the front car moves on, I stupidly go on without stopping. D:

The lady officer stopped me right outside the circuit. Amazing, I failed before going out to the road. How stupid was that? I felt numb she said the word "fail ye.."

I could have at least passed the road test if I was focusing on the road. I guess my emotions were shaken that time. First time taking this test and already failed in the beginning. How do you think I feel? :(

Went back to the circuit after switching place with the lady officer. To come back with different seating shows that you fail. People were surprised to see my face after just 5 minutes of driving.

I'm not giving up yet. I take this as a good lesson. Things happened for a reason. Maybe I wasn't good enough and I must do it again. I was told that the cars for test are mostly not as powerful as the instructor's car. One girl shared with me her first test failure. She failed exactly like me! :O I'm not alone. She advised to press on the accelerator pedal harder for the slope test., and also tell me that it is okay to fail now and learn from that stupid mistake. She passed her second test. I'm happy for her. I wish that I will pass for the second test. I should take in two weeks time, if available. Planning to add 2 extra hours of practice before the retake.

I went home by taxi with this mixed feeling. Glad to know I'm not alone. And I realised that I forgot to eat my breakfast and lunch. :/
and to make things worse, it is the lady's monthly thing today.

I'm now feeling better. I will not give up. I must get my "P" license.

So yeah, I returned home with an L license...ImageIn another way, I returned home as a big time "L"oser.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

How to Annoy a Designer #1

Pixelated Photographs

Pixel is an art form itself. I don't hate pixels. So, these pixels-inspired work below are awesome.

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What I mean is pixelated photographs that gives you bad quality of image. Tada!
ImageImagine you are given bad quality images to be used for your design, whether it is static or motion. And you can't say no to your clients or superiors. It means you are about to torture yourself with these bad photographs. "touch up!!"

Even worse when they have no other better photographs to be used for the design they wanted.

" Eh you designer right? Got photoshop what,
do some magic on my photos yeah?"


Some people assume that we designers can save the world by using just Photoshop. If the photos weren't that bad, we are considered lucky. If it is a bad quality and nothing can be done, prepare to use it in your design. Oh no.

What can annoy the designer more? Well, when someone says..
"Oh yeah, please make this picture bigger yeah? Fullpage okay?
I want to capture people's attention with this product of mine."


Sure, capture people in a unattractive way. -____-

Some designers are so numb, so used to it; as long as they get paid, they are contented.
Some are very sensitive about this, cause they care. (I'm one of them!)

If only everyone knows how important it is to avoid using bad quality images for their product advertisements, whether it is on screen or printed out.

As a designer, I try my very best to inform or suggest the clients/others to get a better quality image. Or else, find another solution. But we cannot win always. Sometimes, they just want it like that. It annoys me but I cannot do anything about it.

So yes, I do have artworks that I need to save into two versions: Before Disaster and After Disaster. :D One to be put under my own portfolio. One is for the winning client.

"So please don't give me anymore bad, pixelated images. I can die touching up your images okay!"
-Angry Designer

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Ramadhan month is over.

Did I fast or not this time?
Not 100%.
Didn't want my parents to know, though Mama knows about me & Joe.
I only skip breakfast and had lunch. LOL. "Baik tak payah puasa!"
Last year I managed to fast like normal, because I was still in college!
And more chances to go to bazaars too! I love food!

So this year, I only went to the bazaars 2 times only. Hohoho.
I was very disappointed actually but I'm cool about it already.
Which bazaar I went to? Shah Alam Seksyen 13 (Stadium!) & Seksyen 17.

But what made me less disappointed with the tiny chances to bazaars, is that
someone decided to bring me to his place for a buka puasa session.

I freaked out. Felt like my heart was right at my throat that moment.
That would be the first time to meet his family!
And it is supposed to be on 1st Day of Raya!
Syg, you are so random. But it is okay. :)

I met his family members. :)
What he said was right;
"Kalau tak jumpa sekarang, nanti lagi kekok bila jumpa masa raya"

It did helped me to get along with them. :D
Went to his place for 3 times already, including Raya! ;)
And I feel so happy. I take his decision (to bring me to his place) as a step for making this relationship stronger & serious.

Because I know that he never brought anyone to meet his family before me.
Because I trust him.
Because I know he does not simply do things without thinking.

Thanks for introducing me, Syg! :D

I did learn some things during this month, whether it is relevant or not:
1. Do not apologise if we don't mean it. Be sincere!
2.Do not expect people to speak for us. We speak for ourselves!
3. Ignoring the annoying things/people would be better than becoming just like it/them.
4. The food connects the people! Eating together is fun. Makes the food tastier! ;D
5. I finally know one of my favourite kuih's name, thanks to Joe's mum : Seri Ayu!
Image6. Finally ate "Lodeh", at his place during Raya. But it was lighter green, not this colour lah.Image
7. Sometimes, we never had a chance to know other friends in school. After school, when we meet them, and have a good buka puasa session with them, it will make us realise that we could have been friends with them in a better way! :) P/s: Thanks, Amira! ;)

I am so glad that I finally updated my blog. Been too busy with things! I've got my last 2 hours of driving class today! My test is on 12th Sept. I am scared! I hope this last two hours will make me better than before... :/
- May my car engine won't die at the traffic light.
- May my car go forward after trying to go down the hill, not go backward!
- May my car stop nearer to the parking box,so I can park properly.

Okay, I'm sorry. Why am I blaming the car? It is my skills, not the car. :P

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

I am "Orang Kaya".

My aunt from Penang came to KL for her conference at Subang. Last night she came to visit us, together with my far related aunt & cousin.

It was good to see my aunt after so long. I never really get to go to Penang to spend some time with her! I hope one day I could do that.

Thanks to the traffic, we canceled our outing and have dinner at home. Oh well, I enjoyed it. Love the feeling of eating together with a big group of people. So that's when people tend to start asking about your career, your studies... you know what I mean.

I do have some issues with my far related aunt because of how judgmental she is. Her words are very hurtful and most not needed at all. But everytime I see her, I push these away and still respect her.

So she started asking.

MK: So what's your sister studying?
Me : A-Levels.
MK: Oh, Form 6 la?
Me : Same level but not Form 6.
MK: wahh. So hardworking ah she. Work & study.

*Everyone just continue eating, ignoring her...

MK: So, you never do your A-Levels ah?
Me : Huh? I graduated already mah. o.O
MK: Yeahla, you never do A-level la right?
Me: Err..Yeah. I do Diploma right after Form 5.
MK: You are Orang Kaya what! *smile

I paused and stared at her, trying to understand what the rubbish is she trying to say.

Me: Orang Kaya? Me?
MK: Yeahla! You straight away jump to Diploma mah.
Me : Yeahhhh, I did and I paid my own fees..Why Orang Kaya?
MK: Because you never do Form 6 or A-Levels mah! You skip right away! Orang Kaya lor!

I was annoyed already. What kind of statement is that? Where did she get this wrong idea about being rich enough to go for Diploma?

Me: I'm not Orang Kaya! And I skipped to Diploma because I know what I want.
MK: But still, you skipped other parts and do it right away what!
Me: Why should I waste my time at Form 6 or A-Levels??

I nearly cursed at the dinner table. Nearly. Thank God my Aunt helped by butting in.

Aunt: Aiya. She did Diploma right away, no need to go through these because she knows what she wants mah.
Me: Yeahla. Why would I want to study non-related subjects and waste more time & money??

I thought this woman will shut her mouth. I was so wrong. Damn it.

MK: Ok, you graduate ady. But you are not doing what you have learned what.
Me: What? What are you talking about? I AM DOING WHAT I LEARNED!
Aunt: She is la...

Now while I am recalling and posting this, I wonder what's the relevance of this last statement of hers to the Orang Kaya part. Is she drunk or something?

MK: Then, then..Why you work at small company and not going to the established companies?
Me: I'm working here right now because I want experience. Here, I get more exposure to various types of work compared to other big places. I'm here for experience.
Aunt: She is doing well la. She handles the Creative Department okay. She even got freelance works and Jasmine also offered her work!
Me: I also got a job offer from Jenny too!

She finally shut up. Phew. Lost of words, I guess? Now I know what she thinks of me. She really misunderstood me, and think that I'm pampered.

Can I say it here, that I had a tough day yesterday? Several discomforting situations that made me feel miserable. People talk & do shit behind my back & I wish that I didn't know too much. Then, when I whined about it, wrong people felt the pinch, and it makes me feel bad! And to top it off, this relative just have to bring me down, without even knowing what is really going on.

Oh yesterday! :/ But I'm doing fine today.

I was told that I will not have a good time for now. Whatever I do or say, people will attack me for no reason, right away. They only see my flaws, not the good side. It does hurt my feelings, but what else can I do? I don't like the idea of fighting and holding grudge against people. Tiring, and so childish! But sometimes, there are some people out there that just won't understand. And yes, also certain people who judge you right away without looking into the whole incident.

It is not nice. But I've got to think positive in order to move on to the next day. Ignore whatever people say and do what I want to do. I can't afford to drain out my energy on things like this. I can't please everyone & not everyone can please me. I'm very sorry. I'm emotionally tired. I do not wish for further silly incidents. Enough.


Friday, June 3, 2011

Meeting Characters is an Awesome Experience!

It is very true that we meet all kinds of characters in this life, whether at your workplace or in school. Anywhere you can be. You will find someone very different from you.

What kind of characters do we meet? Oh, you can make many, many categories out of it. I would like to put it into 3 groups of characters - The Angels, The Devils, The Medium.

You can meet a very kind-hearted and inspiring person,
So kind that you think they are angels in disguise!

You can have hell of a life thanks to a very evil person,
Those with bad intentions, and enjoy making you feel miserable!

Sometimes, you meet people whom you can't love nor hate.
They can be nice but sometimes can be hurting you too.
That's called "being human" because we are never perfect.

I wonder where do I stand, if I were to be categorized this way by you? :D

I've met:
- A man who doesn't want to accept his mistakes and blame it all on other people when he couldn't submit work according to deadline.
- A girl who is at poor level of hygiene, self-denial, and make up stories just to get sympathy. She is easy to be caught as she doesn't know how to be perfectly dangerous. Stupidly dangerous, that's what she is.
- A lady who is financially rich and also rich at heart. So kind that she is willing to help the poor people.
- A man who cares for his future in-laws' feelings more than his girlfriend's feeling. Respect the elders.
- A man who is already on a good path of relationship but choose to make a silly mistake by cheating. That makes things even more complicated.
- A man who never pay the bill when having meals with close friends. He expect people to pay for him, all the time.
- A girl who loves to inspire people to work harder and want to improve themselves.
- A woman who thinks she is one great superior, and expect people to open the door for her after she knocks on people's door(which is made of glass, transparent).
- A man who only stay with the young girl for lust and to make use of her.
- A man who thinks he is very professional, refuse to admit that he is skilful in certain area and rude to other people. He thinks highly of himself just because his title end with the word Director.
- A girl who puts pressure on her boyfriend for no good reason, making him do a lot of things for her.
- A man who became someone respectful and at high position without any diploma or degree. He worked hard to be who he is today.
- A girl who doesn't like other people to be equal with her in many matters. She only know how to lead, but fail to be a good follower.

I know this list will continue forever. :)

Saturday, May 28, 2011

2 months & 3 Days update

I woke up this morning and had this good feeling to update my blog. Maybe because I finally had 10 hours of sleep on weekend. :D

What happened in these past 2 months?

MARCH - Pressure-on month

- I was involved with my company's modeling workshop. I love the stress of getting all the things done. I love handling the art direction. The bunting, banner, crew tag, print ads. Oh I love that task.

- My salary increment. :) I feel so happy!

- I got a job offer at Shah Alam. Something to do with Giant. I have to lead the design work. Sounds like Art Director's work to me. Salary was RM2500. But I declined because I love my current job. Transport could have been a problem. And I'm not just a graphic designer. I feel guilty if I don't do things related to 3D. eeeks.

- Very annoyed with a Marketing staff who doesn't know how to behave herself. Must correct her stupid mistakes all the time until she hates me. Babysitting a 21-year-old is not cool. But she can hate me forever, I don't care.

- The stupid lovebirds finally left the company. Wait, the after-SPM girlfriend is never part of the company. I'm happy that they have nothing to do with the company anymore. Trustworthy issue.

APRIL - Problematic month

- I passed my Highway Code Test. Errr.. I'm still the same girl who finishes her exam/test super early. I took 10mins to finish the test. 43 out 50. Hahah! If I failed, it would be very embarrassing.

- Ajinomoto left her job, so a new lady came in as replacement. She is not annoying, and knows her boundaries. I don't hate Ajinomoto, but she really annoys me. When she is not happy with her stupid bosses, she came into our office and threw out all the negative vibes to us. I don't need that kind of "encouragement". I can't stand negative-minded people. Go away, problematic people! As if I have not enough problems!

- The annoying Marketing staff was terminated. She deserved to be terminated instead of resigning because of her mistakes. Too many mistakes and cannot be trusted. She failed to be professional at work. Personal issues? Oh don't get me started! May you find a job at a workplace where people won't start hating you for all the things you done & said.

MAY - The most happening month.

- I turned 22 on the 10th. :) I managed to make it a low-profile day. No Facebook to remind people about my day. People who remembers my day will wish me. I like these sincere wishes. I don't even retweet people's wishes. I really, really don't want other people to know. Hahah.

- Joe gave me a perfect gift for my birthday. My 1st baju kurung - tailored. He brought me to his bro-in-law's shop to take the measurement. That was when I met his elder sister who brought along the 2nd son and the baby girl, Alia ( Very Cute!!). I was happy to meet some of Joe's relatives. :) They are friendly! His sister said I looked like a Pakistani. -______-" Right...

- I can finally wear a baju kurung to any Malay wedding! Yesss! No more people staring at me like shit! ;D And this baju kurung is also for the 1st time of Raya celebration with Joe. He wants to bring me to his house for Raya this year. :')

- I finally went to the 6 hours of maintenance lecture for driving. I slowed down my timeline to get my driving license. Not enough money la. So I go month by month la. :D There I met some people who refused to believe that I'm 22, not 18. Even more surprised when I told them I'm a working person, not college chick. One guy thought I was a Philippino. -____-"

- 2nd anniversary with him. :) 2 years already. Wow. He is still the one that I loved and looked up to. We didn't really celebrate like what we planned earlier - Expensive Dinner. I forgot what we ate, but I know we went to watch movie at Summit later on. ;D Watched Thor! :D

- I started to dislike a programmer who was arrogant & insensitive. Thought he was nice at first. Hmmm. I know I'm not a professional web designer like your designer. Duh! I'm learning it because it is my interest too though I have Diploma for 3D stuffs! Don't have to bring me down. Talk properly. Learn to respect other people's feelings too. I'm not a fucking 18-year-old who just left school and have no knowledge or skills. Treat me like how you treat my boss. Be professional, please?

- I'm still searching for a good assistant who is good in Ai & Ps, fast-paced, skillful, creative. and know how to behave properly; disciplined, can work together with me. Boss asked me to find.. I wonder who is the person. I'm handling everything by myself, at the moment.

- I'm playing Monopoly Millionaires using my sister's Facebook account. ONLY PLAY THAT GAME, I don't use Facebook for anything else. And I'm never gonna come back. huh!

- I'm officially a WWF donor. :D and I signed the STOP ANIMAL ABUSE petition : http://stopanimalabuse.petfinder.my/

I think I'm done. :D

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I win..and lose back again.

Last week was such a hectic timeline for us at office. All the late nights at office, all the pizzas & vegetarian burgers.. Panda eyes. Finally I manage to get proper sleep this week. I hope the 3 happy pimples that are aligned properly on my nose & lips area will be gone soon.

Now I'm back on Twitter & Natelppa. :D

I was too busy to check my Hotmail. And its painful to know what I missed out.
I received an email from Nuffnang. Please click for a better view of my pain.

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I nearly cried on the office floor when I receive this. It was too late when I check this email. I won 2 movie tickets for World Invasion: Battle Los Angeles. And lose it. ARGH!!!!!!!!!! Why such a bad timing for me? I could have grab the tickets. It could have been a perfect movie date! Grrr!

Anyway, I shall share with you my entry that I submitted for the contest. The question was "What would you do if your hometown was attacked by aliens" or something. They want creative comments. So I simply gave it a try with my own lame style.
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I'm still upset over this. huh!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Event 2 : The UEFA Cup is in Malaysia!

I'm not a football fan. I watch once in a while or just joining bf to catch up with the games at certain times. But I can't help getting excited to meet the football's biggest star - THE UEFA Cup itself!ImageIt is a real cup, and it was in Sunway Pyramid. I saw it on Saturday & Sunday, not sure about the previous days but I was told that Sunday was the last day and it will be taken to Penang.

Heineken sponsored this tour I assume. Everyone is allowed to take a Polaroid photo with the UEFA Cup for free! So you can tell how long is the queue. Luckily I brought a camera, can snap some photographs.

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Some of the objects that were on display :ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
We were 5 turns away to the Cup for the photography. Suddenly, the 3 bodyguards stopped us. They looked so strict with their suits & sunglasses. We were wondering why they stopped the queue. I mean, its not like the Cup is a human celebrity, got tired of fan photography session or something.

That 3 bodyguards approached the Cup and they started to pray some liquid. They were polishing it. Hahahah! Some people started laughing at them. Image
Oh yes, in the end we got to take a photograph with the Cup. :)
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Wanna guess who is the happiest person on earth that day?
Answer :
ImageLook at that smile! HAHAHAHAH!!! Syg is so funny! :D

He called up his friend who is also another die-hard fan of Barcelona. We waited for his friend for so long that we decided to go for another round of photography. XD Tamaknya!

Joe felt embarrassed that he have to put on his dark blue jacket & cap for the second round.

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After obtaining 4 Polaroid photos overall, we went to Nando's for dinner. After dinner, Joe's friend reached. It was such a disappointment for him. He came too late. The Cup was already removed from the display booth. Joe tried to cheer his buddy up by taking some photographs with him. Aww.. How nice of him :)

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Syg was happy that I still follow him to the 2nd round though my right toe was bleeding out of the nail area. I felt bad letting him cleaning up my wound at my leg. :( But he said it is his responsibility. :) One good boyfriend.

It makes me smile when he said "Thank you, Busuk". :) [I'm not really busuk as in stinky ok]

Event 1 : Selamat Pengantin Baru, Liza.

Today is my first time attending a wedding without parents because it is my friend's wedding. So I took Syg along. :D

It was a Malay wedding, held at Putra Ria apartment. I didn't know that Liza & her elder sister got married at the same time! But I'm attending this wedding because I love weddings & I wanted to see my old friends from primary & secondary schools.

I didn't wear Kebaya or Kurung to the wedding. Just leggings with long T-shirt. Thanks to my Malay look, many Malay people, mainly perempuan, stared at me up & down. I felt so not comfortable at first. I know the dresscode should be something sopan. Maybe to them, Malays have to wear Kebaya or Kurung. Oh well, they don't even know me anyway. I managed to ignore them after my friends & bf told me to do so and be cool about it. huh! I forgive you all for not knowing anything and simply stare at me to make me uncomfortable.

I'm going to buy a kebaya for myself as soon as possible, for Raya with Syg & future weddings to attend. I know I'm excited about Atiqah's wedding next year! ;)

Some photographs to be shared.

Here comes the bride(s)..
My friend is the bride in white.
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I managed to meet some friends!
ImageImageFrom left : Rasyidah, Atiqah, Me, Siti Noripidah, Sham, Farahin.
Gee.. I feel so old suddenly. I compared the old photographs to this.. :')ImageImageImageThe bride's precious tears.. :') I can only say I understand when I'm at her position.ImageImage
I'm glad I didn't miss out this wedding. Previously, it was Haslinda's wedding. She invited me via Facebook last year but I didn't get to attend. More weddings please. :)

Syidah asked me a soalan cepu emas.
"Awak ada niat nak convert tak?"

Well, yes since I'm on this path with Joe :)
I really, really think we are all the same. Joe and I did talked about this theory last night while he drove me home. I do not look at Islam as another religion. All religions are the same in the end. This is my point of view. And I'm willing to convert if this is my path, if this is written for me. I can open up my heart & my mind to this. That's why I choose to ignore some insensitive people who doesn't see things the same way that I do.

Syidah : Saya ingat lagi apa yang awak cakap dulu.
Me : Hah..I cakap apa?
Syidah : Awak pernah jawab " Muka saya se-Melayu mana pun, saya takkan convert kepada Islam!"

I was shocked to hear this. I seriously don't remember. Syidah can never forget those words from me because since that day till today, her instincts tell her that one day I will have faith with this religion. Backfired sentence? :O

I'm speechless. God knows what's going to happen next. :) Let it be. Joe heard this conversation and he smiled. hahah.

P/s: OMG 1 am already. Do look out for my EVENT 2 entry. Yes, two events in one day! :)

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Stop Giving, Stop the Suffering.



Mr. Sree, a well-known photographer from Sonic Image Photography came up with a brilliant campaign. The message really made me realise something that I never thought of.

When you see a kid approaching you with stuffs like tissues or sweets, you tend to feel sorry for him. So you give him more money in the name of sympathy. I know I'm like that.

But, where would the money go to? How sure are you that the money would really help the kid you felt sorry for?

I happened to know about this charity campaign. Hahah. If you noticed, I was in this short film as well. :P

I believe this is one of Mr Sree's first few attempts in videography. I think it is nice. :) And his son is so adorable! That's right, the little boy you see in the short film is his son.

P/s: video abit laggy. will do something bout it later.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

How to be annoying in workplace

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This is written based on experiences of mine & others. No intention to put anyone to shame. no intention to direct any message to anyone that I know of. This is one random post.

Language: Sarcasm.
Dialect: Direct style.
Level of Sarcasm : Level 1, Mild, Lemon & Herbs. Hahah!


1. Leave the office in the mess so that someone can clean it up.Image
2. After drinking, leave the cups anywhere you like because you know someone is going to wash it for you. Best part is to leave your cup on someone's table.
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3. Blast the music aloud so that everyone knows you love that song. Even better, repeat it for at least 8 times.Image
4. Leave the overloaded rubbish in the bin so that the next day everyone knows you ate KFC.
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5. Use the pen that you borrowed from colleague's table and never return it.
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6. Eat up all the delicious cookies from the mini pantry all by yourself.Image
7. Talk on the phone as loud as you can. Laugh at a high pitch too if you can. Show the world that you are the only happy person living here.Image
8. Use your colleague's PC and to show appreciation, you change the desktop theme, screensaver, wallpaper. Change the Firefox Personas too!Image
9. Have some Cheesy Wedges while you type using your colleague's keyboard. After all, sharing is caring. Share some cheesy sticky keys.
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10. Update your colleague's Twitter status when he/she left for lunch and forgot to log out. Tweet as nasty as you can.Image
11. Switch off the modem while your colleague is planning to overtime and do her/his work using the internet connection.

12. Wet the office's toilet seat so that other users have to get more tissues to wipe the seat dry.

13. Leave the toilet bowl without properly dispose any evidence of your big/small/medium businesses. Let people know you are a good businessman/woman. That's your outcome. Your product.

14. Keep tapping on the table according to your favourite rhythm using your fingernails. The louder the better.

15. Keep talking nonstop to your colleague so he/she can't focus on her/his work. At least you have a friend to gossip with.

P/s: I give up putting images for the rest. hahah. XD