Whenever the days get long I like to think of the things my children do that make me smile or laugh and that always makes the ruff days go smoother.
The Popsicle story:
Little Stray: "Mommy, I want a Popsicle!"
Me: "Well we are getting ready to go in to dinner, you can have one after you eat your dinner"
Little Stray: "But Mommy, you said God lives in my heart, and if I eat a Popsicle he will get some too, and God really wants a Popsicle"
Coming out of a public bathroom:
Sissy: "Mommy it won't flush!"
Me: "It won't flush, oh no!"
Sissy: "Yeah, it needs batteries"
Why can't I run in the house:
Me: "Chunk-A I have asked you four time stop running in the house"
Chunk-A: "Why does Pirate get to run?" In a smart mouth tone.
Me: "Because he is a DOG!"
The Booger picker:
T-Monster: "you better be good or the boogie man will come"
Little Stray: "and pick my boogers?"
The Naughty list:
Daddy: "you better stop, Santa is on his way and wants to leave you lots of presents"
Sissy; "he will put you on the naughty list"
Button Pusher:
Sissy:' "push play"
I am in the car driving and can not see the screen, I push play
Sissy: "push play"
Me: 'I did push play"
Sissy: "no you didn''t you just pushing buttons"
Helene One Year After
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