I walked into the girls room the other day and noticed a crumpled piece of paper on Hannah's bulletin board. I'm a nosy mom and a slight neat freak (or maybe no-so-slight) so I noticed it right away. It made me laugh all day and STILL makes me laugh. See the text (written by Maddy) below. This is typed verbatim (except Maddy had all names underlined. And she did make Hannah sign her own name! (Maddy is 9 and Hannah is 6)

This certifies...that Hannah Bryan will sell her famous Dubble Bubble bubble-gum to Madelyn Bryan, which this certificate CANNOT be torn at all, if it does happen to be torn the certificate spirit will stand in its place. So Madelyn Bryan will be first to taste Hannah Bryan's famous Dubble Bubble bubble-gum! So to Hannah Bryan cannot take this offer back, because if already chewed and taken back the person who chews on the same gum will get sick and die.
Sellers Signature Buyers Signature
Hannah Madelyn Bryan
I'm thinking law school for Maddy....