Wednesday, December 30, 2009

To Refinish...or Dump

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This dresser has sat out in a shed on Rus's parent's property for years. Hence the stink of mouse droppings. I think it has beautiful lines and I love the design on the door. All the drawer bottoms need to be replaced, the top needs new veneer (I just removed the old crumbling veneer this morning), and of course everything should be sanded down and refinished. But the joints are still very sturdy (despite the fact that it's been holding tools for years), and the wood on the drawers is in very good shape. I do have all the drawers, I just didn't replace all of them for the picture. Apart from what I just told you, I really have no idea how to go about refinishing this. Any tips?

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Jolly Ol' St. Nicholas Got Robbed

Blind.
At our home.
I think the only person that had a hard time sleeping the night before Christmas was me. My mind would not shut off...Lyrics to Breath of Heaven kept floating around my head, along with the recipe for turkey marinade and the tracking number for Rus's missing package.
Jacob was the first one up at 6:51 am...What can I say, my kids are still amateurs. He helped us wake up Bekah and Beau.
Rus and I got a new camera from Santa. Yipee! I could just kiss that fat old man!
Bekah got the orange she wanted.ImageJacob got a gun from his uncle Jacob. (They're buddies.)ImageBeau got chocolate. And more chocolate. And then bacon later for breakfast. And then he threw up. Yum.ImageI got a vessel handmade by my brother James. ImageIt is made out of walnut and it is completely and utterly stunning. I love feeling how smooth the wood is and smelling the finish on it. He turned all the wood himself, of course. This is the top/lid/whatever (I forgot the name of it)...I was holding it upside down in the previous picture. ImageMmm...James did such an amazing job! I will admit that I originally had no idea what it was. Now I do. It is a vessel, for decoration. It came in a kitchen scale box and I was originally pleased/disappointed just to get a scale. Then I opened the box and pulled this out and I was struck. It really is beautiful!
I also received a beautiful, amazing scrapbook from my sister Amy documenting our St. George trip back in August. It was a gift of love, and I love it!
And then Santa gave me an armband for my ipod. The thing is, the stupid thing went black the night before and never came back on. So now I have an armband, but...
Here are Beau and Rus, already tuckered out from a morning of presents and chocolate.ImageAnd here are some of the gifts Rus and I were able to make and give. Rus spent at least twenty hours making this longboard for his sister, Emilee. I did the painting on the underside of peacock feathers, and I cut the grip tape to look like these flowers. We both thought it turned out great, and Emilee about died when she got it. She loved it. :)ImageImageImageWe also framed this picture of Rus's dad on a bicycle when he was a kid, calling it "Roger Knievel".ImageHere is Rus's nephew Russel. See the resemblance? Well, actually, um, hopefully you can't...ImageOh, here's a better shot of them...ImageAnd the girls painting their nails.ImageMy favorite part of Christmas was going to the hospital Christmas eve to visit Rus's grandma. Grams was not able to get out in time for Christmas, so we took Christmas to her.
All of the Roger/Louise Payne family came to the hospital, took over the grand piano, set up a live nativity scene, sang songs, drank hot chocolate and ate cookies. My awesome friend Sarah (from high school) volunteered last minute to play the piano for us and she did a wonderful job. **Side note: Sarah came down Christmas Eve to hang out and practice the songs and wound up driving Beau and I to the Quick Care. Beau stuck his finger in the rabbit hutch (our friend's rabbits, ours would never do this), and the rabbit thought it was a carrot and gnawed his middle finger to pieces. So, so so sad! He could have used stitches but in the case of animal bites they just glue the wound shut in case there's bacteria in the bite. Poor Beau. His finger should be okay, though. And whole. Phew. :)
I hope you all had a very merry Christmas, and I hope your new year is pleasant and relaxing!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Jacob the Four Year Old Funsucker

That's right. Funsucker.
Take all of the joy of a birthday -
presents, whatever you want for dinner, cake, candles, friends, presents, presents -
and imagine putting it all in a big beautiful santa-like sack and then stomping on it,
jumping, squishing, smooshing everything.
That's what the anticipation for Jacob's birthday felt like. He whined so incessantly before, during, and after, that it was like he was jumping on the whole sack of bday goodness. Funsucker.
I'm moving on.ImageJacob at 1-1/2.
My Jakey is four. I can't believe how quickly it went! Four years ago he came to our home as an early Christmas present. He wasn't due until January, but we welcomed him as our just-in-time tax deduction and prayed that he would survive Bekah's tough 18-month-old love. We had taken blue and pink outfits to the hospital not knowing which he would be or even which we wanted, but when we saw we had a baby boy we realized that is exactly what our home and family had needed. ImageJacob is my sugar and spice, I don't care if that's commonly used for girls...he knows how to give the tightest hugs and best kisses. He is always saying "Mom, I love ya!" and "How are you doing?" He loves to dig in the dirt outside, watch Spiderman, be Spiderman, eat treats, make treats, sneak cookie dough, call Bekah "Becker" because it makes her mad, wrestle with Beau...He also has the best defiant scowl and he will yell and stomp his foot when someone has irreparabley crossed him. Although he is getting faster and more competitive, he is still the slowest kid we have ever met, and he hates the idea of racing if he knows he's going to lose. He loves being a boy and doing a boy things, especially if it means a day out with Daddy to get milkshakes and look at motorcycles.ImageJacob I love you! Happy Birthday!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Foot Massages

Last night after dinner Rus laid down on the couch, distracting Beau while I did the dishes.
I just love doing dishes.
Beau was laying on top of Rus and was being mercilessly tickled.
"Keri! Keri - Watch this! Beau is ticklish on his back!"
I didn't need to look, Beau's bubbling laughter had me hurrying to clean the last of the counter tops while throwing a blind eye to the crumby floor.
I knelt by the couch, Beau's laughter gone but a smile on his face as he gave Rus a hundred dollar hug. (They're that good.) I leaned over and kissed his chubby cheeks, pinching of little pieces of chub and pretending to eat them. Beau watched amused and then pinched off a piece for himself and tried to eat his fingers.
We got interrupted by Bekah who was pulling off Rus's shoes. Rus is training her to massage his feet.
"Oh, yeah, Bekah, massage my feet for five minutes and I'll give you a quarter."
"How about ten minutes and then I can have two quarters?"
"Let's just start with five."
At the mention of "feet" and "massage", Beau climbed off Rus's belly and took up his position at Rus's right foot. He is also a masseuse in training, and his abilities have already surpassed Bekah's since she gets distracted so easily. Jacob also took a turn later on, climbing over Rus's legs to get to his foot. (oh! the tenders!) Jacob seems to do more hurt than good at this point and I'm sure Rus hopes he figures out how to be gentler. ;)
I just don't know how Rus or I can feel anything but spoiled to have three kids crawling all over us and loving us - tainted grownups that we are - so completely.

By the way Bekah thinks she's turning into an Elf. Her ears seem to be getting pointier everyday (despite her prayers to Heavenly Father that they don't), and she seems to be shrinking. We've decided that Santa must be recruiting extra Elfs to help with Christmas. Bekah is such a lucky girl!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Christmas Memories

A fake tree pulled from the attic above our garage. Strings and strings of white pearls. White crocheted snowflakes. White ribbon angels. Tangled strings of white lights that made my dad irritable. Pink ball ornaments. Clear glass hearts came later, along with frosted white picks that my mom poked into the tree all over the place. Sounds like a hit and run from Martha Stewart, huh.
That was how our tree was always decorated. (I found it odd later when Rus and I shared our first Christmas that he had a box full of homemade ornaments dating back to his birth, and I had none. Not one. So he was a little surprised when I returned from Michaels with coordinating ornaments and ribbons to decorate our first tree. I didn't know any better...We didn't use his ornaments that year, but I love using them now.)
My family always got out the little porcelain nativity set and put in on the round end table (the one with legs that looked like baseball bats). We'd lay out angel hair first and Mary and Joseph would look like they were floating.
From some dusty shelf we would pull out Christmas music...Mannheim Steamroller and the well loved Chipmunks Christmas record. Yep. Record.
Then there were our stockings. They were white felt with felt people on them. My stocking has a drummer girl on it with blond pigtails and a tall red hat. The insides were lined with plastic. One year my oldest brother James left a piece of candy, chocolate I think, in his stocking all year long, just to see what would happen. He proved how wise it was of my mom to line the insides. I still have and love that stocking.
The final token piece of many of my childhood Christmases was the big blue Christmas lights that my dad would hang on our home in Sierra Vista every year. When a bulb would burn out he would somehow replace it with another, although the blues never quite matched. So year after year our pink trimmed home bore the disgrace of those blue lights. I think it was the invention and overwhelming success of icicle lights that finally made my parents retire those blue ones!
There were other traditions, though...Every year we had Christmas eve dinner with the Callahan family. We would have dinner at one home and dessert at the other. Marinated grilled turkey breast, golden ("yucky" because I hated them at one point) potatoes, green beans, clover rolls...pumpkin roll and pies for dessert...No one cooks better than my family and the Callahans at Christmastime. And we would have a special punch that we'd drink in special stemmed glasses. We would always dip our fingers in it and circle the rim of the glass, trying to make it sing. I still remember Erin Callahan breaking a glass that way. After dinner we would all pile into our vans and we would drive around, oohing and aahing at the Christmas lights and singing carols. My dad is famous for his Luff-language version of Jingle Bells, and I am proud to say I have also mastered it. Call me. I'll sing it to you. :)
My first very clear Christmas memories are from when we lived in Germany. I fell in love with the Kris Kringle Marts and advent calendars. I was six, seven, eight, and very much believed in Santa Claus. I remember creeping down the stairs in the middle of the night to try and catch him...I even thought I saw him in the shadows and ran, scared, back to my bed. Then another year I found a big black garbage sack in the front hallway and I peeked inside...it was filled with toys for Christmas and then I knew the truth about Santa. I still loved the anticipation though. On Christmas morning we would line up, youngest (me) to oldest and wait for my dad (who took an inexcusable amount of time) to turn on the music and make sure Santa had come. Then we would march down, bursting with excitement, and take in the sights of Christmas morning...Stockings scattered across the room with our "big" Santa present beside it, unwrapped. There was a barbie house for me one year, a small rocking chair another (I know, unusual, but I loved it), new scriptures, white and purple roller skates, a cd player and music, hmmm...I really can't think of many more...Other gifts I loved were from my brothers and sisters. Amy got me roller blades one year with her bonus money from work. Tyler bought me a globe one year and a yellow bean bag chair another. James sent me a real butterfly in a clear plastic case. Jared got me a puzzle ring one year. (I practiced for hours that Christmas until I figured it out.) I still have it and I can still put it together. Amanda made me a bunch of snowman ornaments for my tree a couple of years ago. Always there were clothes from my mom (she is still my best personal shopper!), reeses trees and snickers nutcrackers.
One Christmas we woke up to find that my friend Nathan had toilet papered our house to give me a "White Christmas." So Jared, Amy, Tyler, and I balled up all the tp, made it into a snowman, and returned it to him. I loved that Christmas!ImageImage(Notice the blue lights. That was 1999, and they were long overdue for a landfill. :)
Well, while I should mention many more things, like how The Muppet's Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie ever, I guess I've said enough.
I love Christmas because of the wonderful memories it brings me of being with my family.
I hope yours is just as merry this year!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

It's a Feature

Last night.
Kids tucked in bed, Christmas lights unplugged, dishwasher humming
Prayers said, smooches given, our heads on the pillow
Dark, quiet, trying to will my mind to slow down


Rus: I think there's a hole in our sheets.

Keri: Yep, there is.
R: My foot just found it.
K: It should be up by our heads but when I was making the bed I put it at the bottom. Sorry.
R: It's a feature! Hot foot. Cold foot. Hot foot. Cold foot.
...And it's bigger now.

For some reason I found this incredibly funny at ten at night.
That's what our life comes down to at ten at night. Nice warm home, sleeping healthy happy children, holey sheets.
"Temperature Control Sheets."
Happy wife. :)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Dear Santa,

Thank you so much for sending us one of your elves to live with us. Bekah was absolutely thrilled to think that we have our very own! We named him Timber, and the very first thing that Bekah did after learning that Timber reports to you every night was show him her wish list for Christmas. ImageThe coolest thing about Timber is that he hides in a different place every morning when he returns from your workshop. Bekah and Jacob love to run downstairs and find him. Could you believe, this morning he was hiding in our plant?! ImageAnd yesterday he was found hanging upside down from our dining room light. Crazy elf! We just love him. I especially love how well he reminds Bekah and Jacob to be good, even when they'd rather go play than help empty the dishwasher or pick up toys. You see, Timber hears and sees everything, even when we're at church or in another room. Smart elf.
Again, Santa, thank you so much!
love,
Keri

p.s. Could you please remember those snicker reindeers and reeses trees for my stocking? Mmmm, I love those!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Jumping Beau


See Beau.
See Beau try to jump.
See Beau's feet not leave the ground.
See Beau's face.
It doesn't matter to Beau. :)

You should also see Beau dance. For anyone who has seen Rus's amazing techno grooves, this kid is dancin' in his daddy's shoes. He's got some smooth groovin' toes and shakes! He's not a twirler in any way - he's a shuffler and it is pretty dang sweet. I'll have to try to catch that on video some time too!

Groovy Beau's Mom...over and out.