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Can't take it anymore....

There's this......... monster in facebook threatening the internetz.

I can't take it anymore... I'm sure everyone are at their limits too...

Her photos are so dangerous that they are emitting gamma rays causing cancer to everyone. She could also turn maverick and be used as a weapon of mass destruction.

Her very presence is a blasphemy to God (send this message to Malaysia Belongs to Jesus and I Love Islam too, maybe they'll start a jihad and suicide bomb her), and a threat to the human gene pool.

I'm sure some hundred years later when cyber-archaeologists are digging up the history of cyberspace , they'll go WTF IS THIS SHIT, go on a rampage and rape everyone on earth. We don't want that to be happening now, do we?

It is in times like this, that we must unite and make a stance.

You know what to do.

REPORT THE FUCK OUT HER FACEBOOK PHOTOS.

SPAM IT SO THE ADMINS GET THE FUCKING POINT.

Make sure you faggots grow some balls to do it too. We need teamwork on this.

It's easy, just follow these 3 steps:

Alternatively, you could also spam her facebook wall with everything you know, porn, gore whatever, although her own facebook photo album is full with it already....

Spread this message to everyone you know, everywhere you go.

May Allah bless you (and grant you 72 virgins) for you have done a good deed and have saved the human gene pool from pollution.

so....

WHO'S WITH ME?

Challenge.

ok i'm now presenting 3 challenges to all you faggots out there. Anyone has the balls to actually do it?

Upload this photo:

To: Malaysia Belongs to Jesus' wall

__________________________

and this photo:

protip: this is to make you smell better

To: Izmin's Facebook Wall

_____________________________________

And this:

protip: this is for removing hair

To : Yong Sue Wen's Facebook profile wall

if anyone actually did it, upload a screenshot and link as a proof, you'll be a certified with balls.

oh yeah... by the way, navin is a pussy without ballz

12 year-olds

ANY PROBLEM???

9 months ago ngorat people gf, 9 months later no pay rent

Self replenishing reservoir of attention

Here's a compilation of them.

God-level whoring.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

fucking giving me eye cancer.

CK flirting ( he thinks we don't know about it )

Lastly... to cheer your day up with, here's FAGRIC.

Tenant from hell got chased out

9 December 2009- Goh Yit Loong who had rented a room in Kuantan Garden, had not paid the rent for at least 9 months, and had finally been chased out by the owner after his final SPM paper(chemistry 3) and he returned to Pekan.

Goh Yit Loong(17) from pekan, who switched from Pekan's Ahmad High School to Kuantan's SMK Sultan Abu Bakar(premier school) in 2008 to pursue a better quality of education, found his true vision to be veiled by his new friends on his first day when he was invited to gamble with them.

Since then, Goh Yit Loong had been gambling with them and picked up some bad habits such as wasting his money at a nearby cyber-cafe.

This picture was taken by the owner when he chased Goh out. Goh was trying to fight back but the owner had taser. Bad day for Goh.

Goh Yit Loong on his way back to pekan. Still had the mood to camwhore and put it on facebook eh?

05 DEC 14:15 on Saturday - Castle Age - Cronus the world hydra has been slain (ripoff)

new me!!!...after d whole cronus is slain @ castle age....

wow........really feel like sleeping now......spent 3-4 day? I oso dunno haha, infront of the comp spamming invites to summon THE LAST STAND, CATAPULT and more .......thanks everyone who helped me defeat CRONUS!
haiz....sleep ler.....

i collected the required materials to summon cronus abt 10am after breakfast wid my computer n my e-penis....itz was raining heavily...

I was told that cronus has alot of HP, seriously, you must balance up your stamina and energy coz you need stamina to hit monsters, haha. then vincent asked me to help him in his battle against salvanas, but my stamina is running out, i must hit cronus as hard as i could,

500k damage.......hard lo.....5 stamina per hit, 1 hit dunno how many damage only......my stamina also quite low only nia,......balance with energy.....

I was told by the castle age gm tat i was d luckiest guy to fight cronus age of 17

I was "oh ok!!"

d GM kept chatting wif me..i felt as tho thr s sumthg wrong wid my account

then he asked me to go post my battle against Cronus on my facebook wall...to ask for help

shocked to c most of them who came 2 help me in my battle against Cronus were some sort of old fags at the age of 30-55

the GM..(some sort of fat european) n a chinese young guy from singapore who is at lvl 136 said to me.."u alweis hv strong will..so i will help you defeat Cronus.."..

i din hv opinion at tat moment..i was so nervous n had a shocked..HIS DAMAGE WAS FUCKING EPIC LOL!!!!

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after a few days...with a bunch of professional castle age players...i lo0ked at my game stats...

OMG!!!my Cronus had finally been slain!!!

i gained alot of EXP, epic loots and some rare items...

i had my lungs out.....

rili felt shocked..

The other GM, a chinese guy...hmmmm...he posted my name on the HALL OF FAME...

aftr so long.....it was finally d0ne..the GM asked for my MSN and had my photo sHot via webcam...

n yES!!i did learn hw to pose muahahahahah!evry pose of mine was determined by d GM

sexy,stylish,model like....oh lol~...smile til i was tiredtat was when i found out tat a model's job isnt as simple as evryone thinks

i had breakfast at in front of the comp again b4 i went 4 my SPM paper...shit, what subject was it? whatever la, slain cronus so happy nia

thanks everyone who helped

proof of ripoff http://joj0tjy.blogspot.com

Response:

and that bitch's blog made private.

please..stop whoring...

Funniest shit i've read in a long time

Since there's this crap drought going on recently, it's been hard to find good quality crap

but... lol Malaysia Belongs To Jesus

This is Dickson's father?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1774372791

time to SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SPM with balls.

It was friday, and it was my last day here. If today was my last day, tomorrow was too late, because I'd say goodbye to yesterday. I tried to ask the girl for her number. She was a brunette, had blondish hair and an innocent heart. Too bad, I was too shy. Without even saying our goodbyes, we went our different ways. I did not even look back.I soon became upset with myself. I was so useless. I just felt blank. Perhaps this blank state was what the yogies trying to achieve in their training.Am I a yogi? anyway, my mind is blank...

A dimension-tearing screech woke me up from my trance.I was about to fall into a drain. Thanks to the screech.Then the dimension-tearing screech came again.I turned.Fur as dark night, claw as black steel. Eyes glowing red,jewels from the pit of hell itself.It was a wolf?or was it a dog?I call it the wolf hound.

The wolf hound was scratching at the door of a mercedez-benz, which caused the dimension-tearing screech.The driver was wearing a very stylish shade, and he was trying to keep cool with the wolf hound. Then, an abomination coughed forward from the darkest borders of the biological weapon facility appeared.

It had slits for nose, eight eyes,, thorns for hair and what? It could not be human because i do not see anything between the legs. Or was it a woman? whatever it was, it was ridiculous. It simply swallowed the wolf hound whole. It then boarded the mercedez-benz. It drove away.

Suddenly, helicopters and fighter jet planes roared across the sky, pursuing the mercedez benz. They opened fire at the car, and it soon ground to a halt. The abomination appear again. It regurgitated the wolf hound and threw it at one of the helicopters. "BOOM" it went down. It was so dramatic. I felt like I was watching or directing a movie.

Then, some sort of men-in-black came too. They fired at the abomination using their special guns. The monster simply disintegrated.What? It all ended within seconds. It was then I realised I should be walking back home.

Finally, I was back at home. Then, I realised that the long holidays had just begun. This is such a shame, I did not manage to get the girl's number. I soon became depressed. But the incident just now came back to me. I was still confused about what on earth happened. Dimension-tearing screech, wolf hound, abomination, helicopters and fighter planes, men-in-black-special guns, disintegrated. Oh, what just happened?

One year later, I was sitting for my English paper for the infamous SPM.There was this question about describing an unforgettable incident. I did not even think and wrote about that incident. That incident was still vivid in my mind. It had been burned into my mind. I did not even notice the question "write a story ending with "...and we said our goodbyes and went our seperate ways"". I would like to choose that question and give myself a conclusion on my crush. But that incident....it was like disturbia....

penulisan seorang Mafia

HI My PEEps~..waZup~

FIRsT OFf aLL..LEt Me InTRoDUce mySElf 1sT~

maLaYsiaN PPL caNNot Be shY sHY waN~

CURReNTly sTUdYIng In aIr PUtiH~

The ScHOOL wHIcH is paCK wITh Hot cHicKs~

SErioUsLy~...BUt dONt saY me haMsaP laR~

Coz IM aM a GeNTLemaN dEPeNds ON sItuaTION~..im a clean hearted prsON DEpends On sItuaTIon~

sOMe PPL UsED to asK me~

ARe u a maLaY??

my aNsWer FOr thaT~

I wILL PrObaBly saY HELL NO!!

Im aCTUaLly a MIx cINdiaN~

WHicH is 50%ChinESE And 50% IndiaN~

dONt AsK Me whY~thaT iS JUsT HOw I ROLL~

dONt BeLIEVe??

Its TRue laR kawaN saya sEMUa~

Im a VeRY talkAtivE peRson~
AnD liKEs TO MAkE jokES At seNSeless timES WhiCh doESnT MAtteR WitH THE SiTUAtion~

HAHA..sOUnds WeIRd Huh~

BUt IN My WORld..thaT Is JUsT HOw I staY POsItIVe aLL the TimE~toO MUcH STRess laR~

aPA naK buaT~
edUcaTION m maKes my BraIN BeNgkaK HEre aND there~~

aNywaY~my faVaUrite fOOd Is "waNtaN MEE tambaH chaR sIew INsIDe"..kaRI MEEn~..aND The MOsT GOd FOOd OF aLL..baH KUt teh~..

I LOVe RoTI canaI maN~
i FINd theM VeRY INteresTINg~

I JUsT sEEM TO cONneCT wIth them BeTter

eVeNthoUGH TheY aLwaYS sMELL baD aLL the tiMe~
BUt We MUsT Not JUDGe them waT is OUtSIde..waT is maTTer Is the INsIde Of theIr HeaRT~

FOr exaMPLe..wIth a DIrTY HAND..yoU WOULd maKe a DIrTY ROti canaI..But wITh a cleaN heaRT..u caN maKE a ROti canaI aS GOOd aS a piZZA~~

HEHEZ~ya ya ya~i noe i sOUNd LIke CraP~

FOr Me~mamaK sTaLL Is LIke a seCONd HOme to me~EVeRY WEEk aT leaST i musT Go 7TIMeS~..kinda WeiRd~IT jusT aTtraCT me LIke tAt~

likE THE SimpuLAn BAHAsA oF MY cREAtioN~

"TAk ADA KAri~TAk Ada roTI CANAi"..

tHAnk YOU foR liSTEniNG TO mY cRAp~ And bE PAtiEnt WiTH MY pROFILe~

If U dONt LIKe It~theN i wILL cURSEd U TO Be eaten by a BOMoH~

muuahaha~

"SAWADICUP"!!!!!!

Bravest motherfucker in all of history.

I need help.

I really do.

Anyway, This is the text of the original draft of the RUU APP (Rancangan Undang Undang Anti Pornagrafi dan Pornoaksi) Pasal 83(1)

Setiap orang yang melakukan masturbasi, onani atau gerakan tubuh yang menyerupai kegiatan masturbasi atau onani di muka umum sebagaimana dimaksud dalam Pasal 29 ayat (1), dipidana dengan pidana penjara paling singkat 2 (dua) tahun dan paling lama 10 (sepuluh) tahun dan/atau pidana denda paling sedikit Rp 200.000.000 (dua ratus juta rupiah) dan paling banyak Rp 1.000.000.000 (satu milyar rupiah).

HAHAHAHHA

HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY.

I bet that saved starving kids suffering from AIDS and FAIL. Quick, someone give him the motherfucking nobel prize.

Wei Jin is a FAT FAGGOT

you know what to greet him the next time you see him. be sure to greet "cause you're a fat faggot" in all kinds of languages too.

Justice motherfucking Bao

Who do you call upon, when there are injustice in the world?

Who do you lean on, when you are wrongfully accused?

Who do you hope for, when you are innocent but is being held up by the ISA?

Who do you ask for, when you are surrounded by 98kg of lala?

JUSTICE MOTHERFUCKING BAO!

note: if you really don't know who is justice bao, refer: http://en.wikipedia.org/

wiki/Justice_Bao

left: TVB's interpretation of Justice Bao; right: 5sc2's interpretation of Justice Bao

This dude is the most hardcore dude you'll ever know of. Heavy-duty motherfucker. HE IS A GOD.

Justice Bao Gong / Bao Qing Tian is now the god of Rb on Fire. So the next time you hear us say "oh my god!", we mean "oh my Justice Bao!"

strong wind, deadly upskirt, ripoff{what a freaking day}

it's like all everything i wrote in this blog sure pasal others punya.HAHA.lol
today got very strong wind,thank God i went to the corridor earlier and saw a very beautiful upskirt when the wind blew, FFWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO,luckily navin got upskirt forecast, told us got upskirt ,luckily i took a long stare at the upskirt, it was black inside, couldn't see shit, probably blocked by the layers and layers and layers and layers of fat, which is quite good.if not die larr if look at that type of upskirt..lol.and for sure lahh everyone would enjoy a nice upskirt since it's irresistable but that type of upskirt is simply too deadly to see. luckily got fat if not die. don't mention it anymore.

oh!after a looonnnggg time i didn't met netty,i thought she didnt come today,sure lahh kan after ipod almost getting confiscated some more,but dang!she came!and i love you God,for making this Thursday a good day.lol.i met almost all from netty to Ho Joel[who cares?] but i didn't see leng!!usually he's training everywhere.HAHAH.lol.but,netty you're the hot chick,dude!im yourfan,fan,fan,fan,fan.HAHAHA.crazy fanboy.lol.haha
p/s:luen and soo,do not try to make a flash bang using pottasium manganate etc2.lol.

:D

Ripped off from:

speakoutthemadness.blogspot.com