I just have to post these before I forget:
“I love toe-food!” (tofu – which she won’t be getting again any time soon – see below)
“I can see Hugo’s peanut!” (when he was crawling around without a nappy)
[Lifting up my eyelid while I am pretending to sleep]
“Mummy I can see your meatball” (um, I think you mean eyeball)
It's not easy being green (and pink) 
