Gordon Lamb's Pussy

 everyone who knows me well knows i wont ever use an alarm clock, or to force myself to be awake by a certain time, (often describes why i check out of a hotel the night before check out and take a second one, so i can sleep undisturbed at check out time) so i wake up when i wake up. i just wish i can force myself to sleep when im tired, but everyone who does that uses alcohol or medications to do it, which of course i refuse to do. 

so when i went to sleep around noon i knew i wouldnt be waking up til 9pm or so not counting a few trips to the bathroom. actually i would have preferred to go to sleep about 4am, and wake up about 1pm, then i couldve played earlier in the day and then went to the Target store across the street from the cardroom to buy food on the way home before they closed at midnight. 

now if i go there after im done playing, ill have to stay til 7am in the morning and all i have left to eat in here is 5 hormel meals. i ate everything else because its almost dec 23rd. 

in the dream i had last night, which seemed to be consecutive everytime i went back to sleep, im in some building where i was staying and was going to sleep, but first im in a public shower area or bathroom and im asking a guy working there what this soap is called, and he says its Gordon Lambs pussy. Isnt he a famous football star or something? i know there was a dentist on twitter who used to troll me with that name. 

And then im walking into another room trying to leave and i see a bunch of food i want to eat and i cant wake up yet because not enough people have woken up and its not time yet. i had a lot more to tell u but ive forgotten the rest of the dream. 

anyway here is the final hand tonight right before i quit the game. and in the middle of the hand i told the guy i was going to have to quit if i folded this hand (primarily because i wonder if i am playing too tight because i have too many chips on the table). i was in the game for $250 and when i cashed out, i still had $454. 

i had AK suited and i hadnt played a hand in awhile (when i raised a $10 straddle and a $20 blind bet to $125 with 10 10 and they all folded. yes i know i am not supposed to show the hand, but i was so relieved to get no action and not have to worry about losing it all anymore). maybe im also not supposed to want all to fold, or am I? 

only 1 guy calls, and i dont know if he is any good, but being a young kid with headphones he could be a grinder. i think this is not his home casino though, i havent seen him all month. its possible he either went broke and rebought earlier or maybe he just moved seats i dont remember. 

i think my initial raise was to $27. primarily to rid myself of a green $25 chip which i hate, and a purple $2 chip, which i also hate. i like to have only a bunch of $5 and $1 chips on me. Plus i consider other players assholes and annoying when they remove all the chips from the game forcing the dealer to need a fill sooner when they tip $5 in small chips instead of a red chip, but people do this shit all the time. . flop comes AQ6 with 1 card of my suit. we both check. turn comes 9 i bet $30 and he raises to $75.

i did NOT want to lose my entire stack, but i feel im playing too tight, so thats why i said id have to leave if i fold. but i asked if he would show if i folded. he wouldnt respond to me, meaning he was serious and not there to be friendly and have fun. that pissed me off so i quit. what do u guys think he likely had?

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Psychologically, its very hard for me to not always ask for the other players to run it twice, even when the other players consider the pot small, and even more strange, my desire to do this, even when i need to double up so i can leave. i guess its because i cant help but always think i will lose the pot 100% of the time if i dont protect myself from running it twice. this fear has no basis, and its simply mental. but since i am losing so much money with the extra $2 or $3 they take per pot if u run it twice, starting yesterday i have finally quit asking people on the smaller sized pots in the NL games and only if they suggest it do i say sure. if i can break myself of this habit i might start winning more money and pay a little less of the enormous rakes and jackpot drops they have in Miami. 

they do this many places in south florida, and also at the MGM in detroit (charge u extra rake or jackpot drop if u run it twice). which other poker rooms in the US do this also that i dont know about?

my new life in Moscow

 this is an old post, written months ago, that i had decided NOT to publish. rest assured, me and Ray get along fine now, but at the time i was a little upset because i wasnt hearing back from him. ive had such horrible luck at casino magic and am upset with some of the employees and decided not to publish the blog i wanted to write but instead ill publish this just so i can update the blog. i only got 35k left now and i did have that back over 38k. and my airbnb ends in about 5 more days. not sure yet where ill go. i know its much cheaper to get a place for a month in Jacksonville, but i remember the NL games sucked and only the PLO was good. but at least im not around any machines. i cannot believe how much money i threw away on machines. i had over 60k when i came to florida. including over 1400 last night in the craps machine. every paragraph after this first one was written months ago. im wondering if i need to go back to playing PLO or if ill lose the whole last 30 if i do thats not very many 1000s and it could easily go to zero, just like bitcoin and xrp will do if i dont sell what tiny little bit i have left (under 2000 worth)

Well i dont remember when i last updated the blog, but after leaving Dallas due to losing over $1000 5 out of 8 sessions in the course of a couple weeks (which of course had never happened in my life before, i rarely ever lose $1000 because im not someone who often buys in deep). but Ray and I who had been sharing a hotel in dallas ever since he drove me back here from Chicago, left the city and went to Austin. 

and at first in the 2 weeks i stayed in Austin i was back on track to winning. in fact i made over 4000 in the 2 weeks, had 2 sessions of PLO where i made over 1000 each time. and also wins in NL which i was going to start playing more often because Ray said im better at it than PLO and because i was starting to question and second guess how i play PLO. 

i think the real reason i started losing at PLO in dallas though is the sheer number of asian players and euros and other overseas players living in texas for a few months all colluding and raising each others hands for them. thats how u can tell when cheating is going on, when 2 people both sit deep and quit at the same time and are the same ethicity. 

but the hotel which was a nice brand (home2suites) wasnt nearly as good as many other hotels with the same brand name ive stayed at in other cities, and i guess that was why the price wasnt bad but still about 200 a week more than the really shitty extended stay america and woodspring suites places around there. at least there were no bugs and i cant often say that for extended stay america. but the wifi wasnt great in the room at times, and the dishwasher was messed up at times and phone service wasnt the best it would drop calls in the middle of a conversation. 

the only good thing was that it was really close to TCH about a 2 mile ride up the street and a low Uber fare for all the times i rode there not with Ray. 

but for whatever reasons we left, primarily because i thought Ray preferred going to Houston instead of staying in Austin (turned out i was wrong, Ray thought it was ME who wanted to go to Houston) but i asked him the morning before if we should leave or renew the room and he said to leave. 

i wouldve rather gone to san antonio than houston but Ray was dead set against going to san antonio because he felt like there was nothing but NL there and not much PLO but i remembered the SA card house that Foster ran being a great room and easy to make money there. 

and i wasnt thinking about how every place in Houston with the lone exception of 1 of the TCH rooms here, uses the button straddle and make the small blind act first, which we all know i hate and is very bad for the game. id forgotten about that since i hadnt played in Houston in so long. i hadnt been back since the last covid case ended about 3 years prior, but Dustin kept telling me how great the promotions were in Houston, how time was cheaper there etc and suggested it. Imagine how surprised i was the day i walked into Champions and realized i still had an hours worth of time in my account. 

there are more places to play poker in all the different suburbs of Houston than Dallas or Austin but u would be surprised how many are really small and might have only 1 game

i remember when i left Houston i was getting tired of cardhouse managers greed and how every place was making the rake $10 or $15 instead of a reasonable amount like $7. Legends which had all the shootings and robberies does use $7 rake, i guess to get people in there but the asians i seen colluding like a motherfucker in there. 

I had been proud of how Ray was doing at poker, many times in Chicago he covered my PLO losses, although my bankroll had still declined by 30k in the past few months but a lot of that was on online blackjack losses. and of course some of it on hotel expenses. and the huge losses in PLO in dallas in a short period of time. and also i did repay his loss a few times but he was winning far more than me, in Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, etc. But Ray all did this off me loaning him $1000 and then getting it back early on and of course he added his monthly disability check to it also, but that leaves him very little after bills. remember hes still paying his rent in ohio of $250 a month, all the car expenses, etc. 

so that is quite an accomplishment doing this with no money. but Ray was getting very worried about his car. its got over 335k miles now and wont last forever. and he doesnt think it will make it home to toledo. but he said since hes got credit cards again now since its been so much time since his last bankruptcy he said he would be okay. 

although he sure wasnt acting like he would be okay he was worried sick about it getting mad at me every time he lost and blaming me for him driving me there or suggesting it over the place he thought about playing at and hes been doing this for a long time and i cant stand being around him with his attitude if he doesnt win. and he blames the dealers and says such awful stuff to them ive been thrown out of rooms for saying way less many years ago. 

he is so privledged compared to me. hes got free medical care and free dental care, and housing he will never lose because he only has to pay $250 in rent and the government pays the rest. Plus he has no mental health issues and is able to drive. and a car. and yet HE stresses out over money when im down one entire third of my life savings of 90k (only at 60k now) i am the ONLY one who should be worried about money. not him. 

he even says he knows a girl who lives in spring texas he plays yathzee with all the time whose husband is in prison for sex crimes he says if he ever needed it she would give him money and let him stay there. 

so i cant stand listening to his bitching at me when hes stuck 100 or 200 when i am out literally tens of thousands and i havent been winning at poker particularly PLO in quite some time and i know im not a bad player at PLO because of the year before when i was winnning 100-120k mostly in dallas. and mostly in PLO. 

i really dont know whats wrong with him, he used to do so much to act like a friend such as all the rides he gave me and money on the room and food. including the time at tch austin i thought i was having a stroke and the ambulance took me to seton hospital and i found out i had walking pneumonia in my lung. he was telling them that i was his best friend for 35 years. 

he feels i work him too much on driving me places but what am i to do? silly to pay for Uber when he is here with a car and he doesnt use good judgement on choosing where to play and when to quit and when to stay. i offered to buy him a car upfront when i still had the 90k with my money and he refused because he wanted to use his credit to get a more expensive car of like 10k or more with a dealer and he said there was no point in getting another car until this one gave out first. but he cant stop thinking about being completely broke without a way to get a car to drive back to ohio. and he also said he didnt want to take my money but i knew if i didnt pay that upfront i would end up losing so much money i wouldnt be able to help them so i wanted to right away before i lost it on blackjack like i knew i would. ive never been able to hold onto 90k

he is down to about 2000 left out of 5000 he had less than a week ago. 

i got annoyed when he wouldnt answer his email for over 24 hours and told me not to talk to him anymore til sunday when he leaves and wouldnt tell me how he lost his money or how much in Katy 101 poker. i think the rakes too high there so i mostly been playing elsewhere. i even offered to reimburse his loss somewhat like he did for me a few days earlier but he never responded back. and i didnt want to be around him when he came home

you see often he drinks to sleep and i dont want to be around someone if they are drinking. and for a while i thought he had cured himself of that habit. Vince said he had. 

i decided that now is a good time to use my exit strategy so i will no longer ever have to depend on winning at poker to survive because its a hard life. and inflation is going up all the time wiping out the value of the bankroll. poker is slowly getting unbeatable due to the rake and the overseas problem of massive influx of them coming to the US to grind poker for a living. they infiltrate and fill up all the games in texas. 

you see many years ago i went to the Russian embassy in Houston and signed up with the KGB. and they know how much i support their country and their agenda in the Ukraine and how evil the US govt really is. especially our military which uses its influence to force homosexuality on countries that dont want it, or we deny them military aid. 

and ive been getting a lot of money from them for the social media work i do for them in the US. 

and i told them of my citizenship and my ID issues and they told me not to worry about it and whenever im ready they had a job for me in Russia and will fly me privately to Russia and make me up a new identity with documents i can use to live there. 

commuism, as practiced by the early apostles in the first century takes care of those who cannot help themselves but most countries by punishing christians under communism, ruined it by kicking out God. with Putin as our leader we have now returned God to his rightful place in government. 

i wanted communism for me and Ray, each of us working off the same bankroll, buying in much deeper than 100 and splitting up the proceeds its the only way to make money at poker but Ray didnt want that he wanted to keep it seperate and all he cared about was his 4000 or 5000 he ran it up to and not risking more than 100 or so a day at it and when he lost he would get livid at me and treat me like an abused spouse. 

the goverment has ruined it by forcing those who get assistance in the US to never keep more than 2k in the bank. if u are as badly mentally disabled as me u should get it for life even if u have a million in the bank or in bitcoin because ill never be able to drive. no one should have to prove they are penniless with no income to qualify for help if they really need it. this is why ive never tried to get ssi. 

so i called my contact in the KGB, and got permission to go live in Russia and they are flying me first to alaska privately, and then into a place in siberia called Omsk. supposedly they have a small community of US citizens there who left the US to escape the wokeness of the biden administration. thats when i left the hotel before Ray came home and took me stuff to go meet the guy whose flying me to Russia. i will not have to go thru US customs because its all being done behind the scenes. its a pretty short flight. 

with a job theyll have for me working in social media, at least ill never have to play poker for my only income again and have to stress over the money. because that will cause people to flip out mentally very bad if theyre constantly not winning. i never thought id see the day i would lose 10k a month in PLO regularly. and its only because games in places like texas, vegas and florida are filling up with nothing but cheaters buying in deep to have their buddy raise their hand for them so they can reraise. 

in a way im kind of hurt and disappointed how things turned out with Ray making it so clear and so bluntly how my friendship meant nothing to him and how he didnt want it anymore. but at least ive got a new life to look forward to. my supervisor in the KGB told me if i did a good job recruiting more Americans to join the cause he would have the government supply me with a wife. 

@trafficbrokerx is not a man of his word

 well i may have not won today. i finally lost after recovering a small portion of the previous months monster loss the last few weeks, (had brought the last 33k back to over 37k). but then today, i ended up losing $402, and at one point, i was up over $250 for the day. I shouldve hit and ran, but i got too greedy and wanted to make at least $300 before i hit and ran. 

Im sure many of u, can identify with that feeling, (not wanting to hit and run with such a small profit). 

i lost over $200 of it on the VBJ machine, and the only reason i dont lose more on it like i did at the big easy is not only because my roll is much smaller, there is only 1 machine here and its hardly ever empty to play multiple spots. even at 3am there are people on it. so its not like Calder or the Big easy where there are many machines. Plus i started only bringing like $500-900 with me so i dont ever have too much cash on me. no more trips to the casino with $2000-3000 in my pocket. that was the reason i was having so many huge losses when i first got to florida. 

i was actually up $133 on a machine once. it has oriental symbols and has lamps that will bring up dancing pigs once u hit them. the blue must hit by 40, the green by 60 and the red by 100 if i remember right. i dont know the correct numbers, but i saw the blue on 22, and it was on the minimum bet and i just wanted to play something. i got lucky to make near that much on it, it hit really early on. 

i still have only played $1-3 NL. i did not play PLO since Ray left the area for ohio, and i didnt play the $2-5 nl when it went the other day either, which it rarely does. i will play the 1-2 while im waiting for a 1-3 seat. but the high drop here makes it difficult. ($4 jackpot drop and $1 rake at $10).

and unlike many cardrooms it isnt no flop no drop here. they still take.

@TrafficbrokerX on twitter who has known me for over 25 years and to my knowledge ive never met in person, (but who i think could be Mark Ortega from 2 plus 2 and neverbeg) gave me his word the other day he would be there tonight to pay me $208 for a twitter spaces interview, along with showing me how to take the screenshot on my phone for that $11 deposit they never would accept my attempts at the screenshot and also scan my ID on my phone for me so i could sign up with Kraken and Gemini to buy and sell xrp without going thru an exchange site in my Coinimi wallet, is NOT A MAN OF HIS word. Mark Ortega had a weird obsession with me for years and wanted to always interview and write about me too. Kind of like Herbie and Claudia who have long since disappeared.

he never showed up so i missed out on that, and lost a fortune by staying in the other game way too long, down to 4 handed against some really good players, Saul, and one other guy i first thought was a donkey. Saul is the guy wearing the mask and i pray to God he isnt the masked AP who scammed me last year. But he doesnt seem knowledgeable about games other than poker, so it cant be him. 

well i may not have any money tonight but i made sure that traffic broker x wont either. i sent a DM to all of his followers on twitter, explaining to them that he isnt a man of his word, and he is heavily into affailiate marketing, and i let them all know he is likely not trustworthy and hopefully it will cost him $20,800 since i missed out on $208. 

what the hell is a twitter spaces anyway? anyone ever done it? is it easy or a lot of tech knowhow is needed just like u need to take a screenshot?

scary incident in Biloxi

 Ray doesnt really know why i left Katy immediately for Coushatta. Ray also bought me a pair of pants. And that pair of pants comes in really handy, cosidering how bad i needed another pair since the old ones have a hole in the pocket. plus there are extra pockets on the legs to carry a phone charger and a cord. 

i forgot to tell u guys of something that happened to me in Biloxi a month or 2 ago on the way down to Florida when Ray was driving us there from Houston. i should have mentioned it in a much earlier blog. There was a truck driving poorly and to avoid hitting it Ray had to swerve over into another lane. and then a lady in a car somewhat behind us (im not sure exactly what happened) but she did something to damage her car and Ray was worried about her and he drove back to check on her, which is a good thing, but i felt that it was nothing to worry about, and i didnt think she actually done anything to her car, and for my safety, being paranoid it being in the middle of the night i wanted dropped off at the casino we were headed to 2 blocks away first. plus at the time i still had a lot of cash in my pocket. its not like today where i keep having to take another $1000 out of the ATM, (for the 3rd time this week) after losing all of the other $13k in cash. 

he suggested i stay in the car when he went to talk to her. turned out it was a black lady and there was a black guy in the car with her, which really made me nervous considering they might of wanted to beat the shit out of us had they really damaged the car. but he didnt realize that she wasnt driving alone. 

he ended up giving them $100 voluntarily (which he certainly couldnt afford to do) i guess he felt responsible and he thought and they thought they needed a tow truck but it turned out they didnt because 20 minutes later their car was gone. im just glad we didnt get robbed or shot and i was irate at the time he didnt let me out of the car before he went back 2 blocks to check on them as we were pulling into the casino. 

i am scared to death of going broke. i had my bankroll finally below 40k because of all the recent losses on the big easy video blackjack machines and i know theyve got to be rigged and cheating me. and then i still went out and threw away $2500 tonight on them after first winning $38 in $1-2 NL. i was never up more than about $80 in the $1-2 NL. but the $1-2 NL game here is loose enough unlike most of the high raked $1-2 NL games. Please say a prayer for me, because i need God to deliver me from the spirit of a wild donkey. (david wilkersons words). if u dont know who he is, he is the one who founded Times square church and teen challenge on helping people with addictions of various kinds. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B0driFE5cQ&t=3689s

Also i spent $93 today at Publix loading up the freezer with more groceries to carry me over til my sunday next week checkout date. 

Even though the rake is less at the Big Easy than the rooms with the looser games in Miami, and the $1-2 NL isnt nearly as nitty and tight at the Big Easy than the games at the Seminole Hard Rock, i wonder if i would be better off taking Uber there for $20 (its only $11 to the Big Easy or $2 if u use Ride Circuit app). Simply because they dont have any video blackjack machines only $25 and up live BJ instead which doesnt tempt me because the minimum bet is too high. but overall the Seminole isnt nearly as good a room because all it basically has is higher limit games than many people want to play. they only do it because theyre a bunch of rich guys who only care about overcoming the high rake. 

i even failed to offer to run it twice on a hand tonight (although i wouldve always done it if asked) but i didnt ask because it wasnt a very big pot and i dont like them taking an extra drop if they ran it twice. they do that with the excuse u can get the high hand even if they go twice so they use it as an excuse to charge u twice. and that is something i never ever do i always ask right away. 

also i threw away a high hand too. i had a small pocket pair of 77 and because i knew a guy was going to raise i folded it preflop would have flopped quads. am i playing too tight out of fear? why doesnt this same fear keep me from playing blackjack?

I'm actually scared to leave my room and go to the cardroom anymore, and i really miss being in texas where i wasnt around any of my other bad habits. i keep staying home until late in the day because i know even if i get up 100-300 and want to hit and run, there is no other game to go to since i cant afford the PLO (the min buy is 200 here instead of 100) and the other room is $20 Uber ride away unlike in Dallas. so i end up going out to the video BJ machine. i kind of got half a mind to go to a city where there is no way to gamble at all. all these drops are freaking me out, seeing as i have about 38k left of over 65k i had when i first got to florida. 

i just feel like if im paying over $3500 a month for a place to stay and almost $800 in resort fees not to count the few hundred for tax, about 1-2 blocks from the beach, i might as well get full use of it. 

i guess it wouldnt be a good idea for me to stay down here long term like i originally thought. i had heard so many good things about Florida poker and there are so many different rooms i was going to buy a trailer for $2900 in the trailer park about 3 blocks away from the Big Easy and i couldve lived there forever for only $960 a month in lot rent and about $150 a month in electric. but this trailer was really shitty on the inside and the guy who owned it had to flee the country a few months ago and the park was anxious to find someone to buy it. i would have had to install a bed, a table and chairs, a refridgerator, a stove a microwave, etc. it was basically empty inside and run down. id have spent a few thousand fixing it up inside too. 

i told them about my lack of credit and income but at the time was a lot wealthier than i am now, and i offered to prepay up to 6-12 months and they told me they would accept proof of bank statements for the last 6 months, so i went out to all 3 banks and got those. that will show i rarely have less than 25-50k in the bank which is better than a lot of others have in cash on hand. and its a damn shame its no longer the case. i would have also had a background check but thats basically for the last 10 years and old stuff wont show up. also i would have had to go thru an interview. i finally think its too complicated a process and i dont really belong here, but it sure wouldve cut my expenses down to nothing because im not going to have enough to live ive lost too much. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXtVPfyrASk this is beautiful music and it will bless your soul and give u peace. 

wtf did i ever come to florida for? my addiction to VBJ is getting worse

 i wish i would have never came to Florida. I had about 25,000 more when i hit the Florida state line than i do today, and only about $6000 of it was spent on hotels and maybe about 8k total counting food and Ubers. (Ray flew back to Toledo once his car broke down to buy another one). 

Almost all of the money lost was lost on blackjack. almost all of the bitcoin i had online, plus several losses of $1000-5000 on all the 3-2 Video blackjack machines around south Florida. i had $13,200 cash when i came to the area, and earlier tonight i was down to only $42 of that, so i went and took another $1000 out of the ATM. i even won over $300 at poker tonight in the $1-2 NL, (it was a looser game than normal which u need it to be as high as the rake is) but im still about $200 poorer when i got back to my hotel because of what i lost on VBJ. 

I've barely got about 40k left. Plus i had to send my mother $1385 to pay for the filing of my citizenship paperwork, someone is helping her with it. 

Also the games in Miami are much looser than the games in the Fort Lauderdale area, and they have a little bit higher rake upfront too, but the only really good PLO game that can be beaten is the game at Magic City casino in Miami. the reason why its beatable is its the only game without a Mississippi straddle. no game can be beaten if u are always forced to act first because of people either button straddling or Mississippi straddling to steal your button. the blinds in the Magic City game are $1, $2 and a 3rd mandatory blind of $10 (which they call a straddle, making it the ONLY straddle in that game). but its under the gun instead of on the button which makes it a far better game. 

yeah its the only way to beat the PLO. get rid of any and all button straddles and MS straddles and force people to do it under the gun regardless of it they want to or not. fuck letting people have a choice. 

i get tired of watching rich people blow hundreds of dollars on massages at the table that should be banned. no one wants to look at someone getting a massage. Eating at the table should be banned too, no one wants to have to look at rich people who have far more money than u who never earned it or deserved it and got it only from exploiting the working class. and u have to sit and watch them order a meal about 3 times in a 6 hour period and pay about $20 each time and another $5 tip. People shouldnt be allowed to eat just because they are hungry, they should wait til they get back home just like i do. ill go all day without ever eating til its time to go to bed. 

In an ideal society that was just for all people, the death penalty would be mandatory for having a job, having a place to live, having access to credit cards, being physically able to drive, etc. all the things that the common man doesnt have access to because he wasnt born privledged like other people. an awful lot of people in the US do not have any of those things. 

this is why u want to throw up when u see people buying into the poker game for more than the minimum buyin. how dare they have more money than me and be able to afford to buyin deep when ive played every day for 30-40 years and still have to min buy to make sure i never run out of buyins and always have 200 or more buyins in my bankroll. 

they certainly havent earned it or deserve it. they play like shit and they play way too many hands. they wont fold hands like AJ offsuit under the gun or wait for the button to pass when they sit down. so how do they not run out of money and go broke and be able to sit there and play every day? i certainly wouldnt be able to play every day for that many years if i played that way. at least i try to win.

i just wish i could stop playing video blackjack and online blackjack. its a horrible habit and a terrible addiction. but at least if im going to do something minus EV, ill do it away from poker. this is why i wont straddle the button, but will lose a ton of money martingaling a video blackjack machine

the smart thing for me to do is to leave Florida once my place ends on Nov 23. take a train to a regular casino that rakes the pot normally, maybe $1 for the jackpot at $10 and $1 for the house up to a maximum of $6. not the $2 plus $2 at $10, or even worse $4 right out as soon as the pot is $6. you can get almost everywhere in the country on Amtrak from the Miami Ft Lauderdale area. there is a direct train into Chicago and also a direct train all the way up to Philadelpia. and from Chicago u can easily get to Reno or Dallas or Minneapolis or anywhere else u might want to settle in as your final stop. the cost of Uber here, and the cost of a place to stay for the winter is much higher than many cities across the USA. its not just the rake, and by the way if u play at the Seminole, or further north, u would be surpised how nitty the NL games can be. 

i also think the game at Hialeah can be beaten (the PLO game) but i am not used to a game with only a $10-25 button straddle and no blinds so im not sure how to adjust and play it. now me, i would never do it for $25 like some will but only $10. since there are no blinds, u need to play much tighter than normal. but with no blinds i would think a tight player could win. 

life in Houston part one and life in Miami part one

 well its been quite a while since i updated the blog. ive lost interest in it because it always gets me into trouble, and makes it harder to make money since i dont get paid for this blog. Plus, a lot of the readers i liked the most no longer read it. Many of them were democrats who got fed up with my beliefs. no one reads blogs anymore. Lightning and Rob Vegas Poker will remember the days people were getting offered up to $400 for advertisers to write things promoting their business on the blogs. 

I still think it would be smarter to get a place for a month instead of by the week on Priceline, but i always worry my low reviews on airbnb will make it harder to get someone to agree to accept my reservation since its often mentioned i keep the place a little messy. But of course the last thing u want is to be in a hotel when u sleep during the day, u damn sure dont want housekeeping waking u up knocking on the door. 

what the hell is going on with XRP still being only about $3? its getting its ETFs approved in october and a couple are going now but its still not moving up enough. by the end of the year there are an enormous amount of models expecting it to be at least $7-20 somewhere, and in 5 years 1000-10000 a coin. 

im certainly saving a lot of money with Ray here. the costs of motels and food is far less than it would otherwise be. But i constantly worry about Ray losing his bankroll, although for the time being hes still doing much better than me in PLO. all my wins recently have been in NL, ive had several times ive turned $100 into over $500 in 1-3 NL. 

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i am in the miami area, just got through paying for a month. all of the above is old news on a never finished blog, and im a lot poorer now than i was then with only a little over 51k and Ray too is much poorer. 

i'll tell u how i won a pot in Magic city yesterday. it was my first time playing there in many years and its about the only place i can play PLO in where im not immediate recognized as a nit by sitting down with my measly $200. in Miami, most of the players in all 3 poker rooms no habla Ingles. same way if u try and ask the staff anything. and they spell Tony as Tonni when u go to sign the waitlist. 

the $4 taken on $10, 2 for the rake and $2 or the jackpot, will kill u in the $1-2 NL games or smaller at quite a few rooms, but not quite all rooms thank God. but the rake here is really horrible all over this whole area all the way up to Pompano Beach. 

but if u stick to only playing PLO everywhere u wont notice the rake since u arent playing any pots of $10. and im surprised how many players seem to know me from somewhere but not here at magic city. i made it $40 preflop (blinds are $1-2-10) and got like 6 callers, so that tells u its loose. flop comes 10 3 4 all in diamonds and ive got A5 diamonds A6 spades in my hand. 

i bet pot, guy check raises me, another guy calls and we all get it in and go twice and like most places they take more if u run it twice. i hate this because it discourages people from running it twice. i had to offer to pay the rake for him to get a guy to go twice the other day at a different place. Turn card is an ace, so now i dont have to worry about losing with my nut flush if the board pairs. turns out the other 2 players had the king high flush (the check raisor) and the caller had the jack hi flush along with 2 pair on the flop. 

But that just goes to show u how loose the action is. 

about the only poker win ive had. ive had a few live blackjack wins at the seminole, but also a loss of 11-13k online where all my bitcoin disappeared again. its why the roll is low. that and giving Ray money. the games in Tampa were awful nitty games, but winning here is easier. had a few other wins since leaving Tampa and Jacksonville. the worst loss was the huge live blackjack loss in Biloxi where the Palace casino threw me out for counting cards even when i was stuck $811 at the time and then i went to Treasure island and blew over 1800 more. 

ill be glad when the shutdown ends so xrp can finally start moving up. its certainly much less than $3 now. 

lets talk about different poker clubs in Houston

 Legends--about the only place with a game going when u wake up about 7am, but usually the only game going then is $1-3 PLO and it gets expensive to see a flop, with all the short stacks trying to get it all in and the asian guys raising it back and forth with the bigger stacks. there are other poker clubs in Houston where its a little easier to see a flop for under $25 without having to always be allin. 

But the manager (not the owner) is at least an honest lady who does her best to make her customers happy. when a guy screwed me on Zelle and sent me money that was held up as pending (and of course never received) she had vouched for him, and when he kept putting me off about paying me and never showing up when he said he would, she finally gave me $200 in chips out of her pocket. i never realized it was possible to get screwed on zelle, but ive never before seen a payment be listed as pending instead of sent instantly. 

speaking of being screwed out of money, i dont think i ever told u a story about a big time AP on twitter whose got several people working for him that he collects their free play and various other stuff. i met one of his representatives in Resort world once and gave him a couple of players cards. this guy promised me he could get me unbanned at more than 1 casino or chain im banned at, and i paid him $2500 or so for a few different places and then he disappeared out of sight and i never got unbanned or heard from him again. 

he said he had friends way up in security at these places and then one place he claimed he was best friends with one of the vice presidents. 

also i hate seeing women in baseball caps and i dont want to tip them. these are especially inappropriate for women to be wearing so soon after Charlie Kirks murder because of what a baseball cap symbolizes about the gay agenda when a woman wears it. and yet u see them all the time. and also Legends still has a cleaning woman at times in the mens bathroom while men are using it, just like the Lucky Js next door. 

and theres a lot of little bitches working in Houston still wearing masks too. i can think of at least 10. no ones had covid in the US in many years so they must just do it to show their hatred of Trump. unless people who took the vax will now be getting covid for life off and on because they ruined their immune system.

theres is also rooms far out with little business only 1 table going, which has a friendly asian owner working at night, but the massage girl rips u off at $2 a minute when everywhere else nearby is $1.50 a minute. and the dealers sure werent friendly. and in fact one guy put his hands in his pockets pulled them back out and showed a winning hand. and that should be a dead hand. it was actually a sleeve on his jacket. 

and then bill potts in dallas was texting me about a new cheating scam going around up in dallas. he says he lost 21k playing heads up because people were knowing his hole cards and using a phone camera to see them as the dealer dealt. 

I'm actually getting my hotel here for an extremely low rate on Priceline, less than i was paying the last few years. i think its because the locks dont work well on the outside of the building and the neighborhood its in, but i paid about 200 a week more a few years ago. even much worse places a couple miles away with bugs are more than here. the lock on the door works good though inside the building. but a lot of the dishes this chain usually has are missing here. its not the best one ive stayed in. 

Some of the places i used to play at get very little business anymore, primarily because one of the owners is a bit of a dick and threatens to ban people for hitting and running. 

games are the loosiest and easiest at 101 Katy. ray had most of his winners there and i found a couple loose games there at the right times of the day later on. 

i am no longer in Houston, but i had a weird dream last night. i dreamed the Republican national committee used their official bus to shoot up a philadelphia airport that was owned by muslims and they live streamed it on facebook and the pope died during the attack. 

guest post by Bill Potts

Hello all. This is your boy Bill Potts. I was in Dallas with TBC but he's run off to God-knows-where. Possibly San Antonio. He's tilting hard and needs to find a new place where he can win. Well I was just in Houston so here's my case for why Houston is where the notorious TBC should go next.

There are two clubs in Houston worth playing at: TCH Houston and Champions. Most of the other clubs have gone to pot rake they call a "promo drop" so they can take way more without people noticing. JokerStars seemed to have the worst reputation with allegations of cheating, but they have Topless Tuesdays with paid strippers so maybe TBC would want to stop in.

Like in Dallas and Austin, TCH Houston has become the gold standard for the city in how a Texas poker room should be run. TBC could pay the $13/hr time from his same account in Dallas if he built up any balance using promos. Indeed, during the month of August, TCH Houston is offering the promo $200 buys you $250 added to your account balance.

The poker culture in Houston is a bit different than Dallas. The standard and really only stake of NLHE is $1-$3 (which is played with one hand of PLO per orbit and double board PLO bomb pot every 30 minutes). And instead of starting a list for a bigger game when players want to play bigger, they just all start going crazier on their tiny 1-3, opening to $20 and getting 6 callers, 3betting often, etc, and if you don't go along with the action, you are shunned. This is perfect for TBC who doesn't care about the social pressure at all and only ever likes playing the smallest stakes anyway.

So TCH is the best room for our hero when he realizes Houston is where he belongs? Well not so fast. The nearby Champions Club is the other room in Houston with a different and interesting business model.

Champions is less of a poker club and more of a hotel resort located next to Chinatown. From the outside it looks a bit like a prison complete with a security checkpoint to get in the door, but on the inside, it is a cozy restaurant/bar/lounge area a short walk down from your hotel room and 20 poker tables just in case. 

There is a promo in this room that is truly unbelievable value for TBC. The timerake is only $12/hr and in August they are discounting that to 10. The action may be a bit less than at TCH but still very good. They do allow an incorrect button straddle, but TBC could literally live out of this place. No Ubers, next to no rent. The promo: If you get 4 hours in a day, your room is discounted. If you get 8, your room is free.

So what's the catch? The game always breaks before you can get the hours? Not if they can help it. In the morning to get the game going, they run a promo for 3 hours where the house gives away around $60/hr to usually a single table. The house does everything in their power to keep the games going. If they can start a second game, the floor will sit down to play in it to prevent it from breaking and recombining. There is no table breaking culture. In fact, dealers are encouraged to keep the action going to prevent the game going down. The house even makes quiet deals with regs to give up their seat to a new player so everyone can help maintain the games.

The real catch would probably be that if TBC went hard for the value of this promo, they would simply end it. But maybe he'd get a good month out of them, and Houston rent elsewhere is cheap. When I stayed at Champions to play the private $10-$25 game that goes weekly there, the manager made it clear he valued my business and went out of his way to comp a future room for me. I think TBC would enjoy the small safe classy room atmosphere where he is known by name and his business is sought after.

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i swear i will update the blog before too long and talk about my trip to dallas with Ray and now that we have left Dallas and are in Austin, for a week, possibly heading to san antonio or Houston. at least i finally won a little bit in my first 24 hours here. but less than Ray did

i actually think Bill Potts did a great job with the guest blog post, u should encourage him in the comments. that being said, there are far better rooms in Houston than Champions, such as 101 Katy. 

some old stories about me years ago and a little news of my latest road trip

 when i was ages 18-24 and was living on my own away from my mother, i had a very weird life. and i did many things that couldve gotten me in serious trouble to where id no longer be with u today. All the times i tried to travel by hitch hiking and the weird people that picked me up. and then the time i bought an inner tube, and tried to use it to float down the Arkansas river to another city. the time i escaped the Topeka state mental health center by stealing a van from a funeral home and driving it 250 miles to Greensburg. and got caught by the police because i could never learn to drive because i couldnt turn corners. (was trying to maneuver it up to a gas station). so when i got out, it started rolling down the hill. 

as u know thats where i met my sons mother and why he ended up with autism too, although this was a different mental health center in Toledo Ohio. see me and Ray used to play poker at all the monte carlo festivals at the catholic churches there. Knights of Columbus and the american legions. she was much worse off than i was, but for a year or 2 way back then when i made my living homeless panhandling and was learning how to play poker, i used to visit her daily for 2 hours or so as a visitor. 

im lucky i didnt end up in jail for life. or get killed when committing burglaries in KS out in the country and thank God people werent home (but this was before i was age 18). not everyone who breaks into your place or your church (where i found money) is out to harm enyone, some of us are scared to death to run into anyone and would run instead of fight. 

On our way to Dallas from Chicago and Grand Island Nebraska (and a very brief visit of sick call mc gee and his tiny poker club in omaha) we are lucky our car with 331 thousand miles still hasnt quit running yet. we stopped in to see my mother and my son and i took him out to a miniature golf course. my mother is 83 and is in such poor health she soon wont be able to see, so Ray and I mowed her yard and got rid of the weeds. 

i never expected he would drive me near this much without needing to rent a car, but i convinced him theres no way in hell we can pay 400-500 a week to rent a car, and in 2 months that saves enough to buy a used car. 

i wish there was someone with a car we could buy, he prefers ones with honda engines because he says they last longer. 

there is decent blackjack at a few places in Nebraska and Iowa but choctaw removed the good VBJ i talked about on the blog, and i shouldnt have told anyone about it. that must of caused hustlers to play it. Bill Potts saw a few. 

and Windcreek has a great poker room outside Chicago although the games are much tighter there than in Dallas or Tulsi though i have been seeing the games here deterioriate recently players are getting quite a bit tighter than a year ago in texas. 

windcreek is good because of all the free promotional money rebates they give out everyday for slot and blackjack players and all games are 3-2 and stand on all 17s. i doubt they ban card counters but i dont play high enough to know. i didnt win so im no problem.

if i could play live BJ somewhere daily it would help to keep me from playing so much online blackjack. my roll is down to only 69k after another 5000 loss today. thats why i took the rest of my bitcoin and turned it into xrp tonight. 

about flying to las vegas and how to play PLO correctly

 has anyone tried to fly since May 7th without a real ID? i remember Kristi Noem saying they werent refusing anyone the right to fly but just giving them a lot of extra security. i wonder does that still apply or was that only at the start? i am too afraid to try it, i worry theyd ask the wrong questions and since i dont have an address id either have my ID seized or be held til i could provide proof of citizenship. i really need an immigration lawyer to straighten this out so i can get a passport and it should probably be done before my mother dies or how would i prove she lived in the US most of her life except her brief time in canada? 

she is already way too old and too poor of eyesight to find her birth and marriage documents anymore. ever since either Vince or Ray lost them, she is no longer able to travel from home to make copies. 

Luckily the TSA is no longer involved in any way with amtrak and there are plenty of trains dallas to chicago, which is turn work for Chicago to vegas, chicago to reno, chicago to florida, etc. 

and i finally got all my laundry washed for the first time in over 3 weeks. i was relieved to discover the dryer work good and u dont have to put them through multiple times. 

i would like to discuss a certain hand so u can see why ive done so well at PLO in the Dallas area. this hand history will let u see how the others at the table are playing most hands and the huge variance in the game which is why u are a fool if u dont always run it twice. 

i was in the small blind, and a loose player who doesnt like me was in the BB. i forgot who raised it to $15, but there were multiple callers. i had QTQ8 double suited. i called because this hand has plus ev equity multiway. the BB raised it to $75 because hes a horrible player and doesnt like limped pots. (turns out at showdown his hand was 225J) multiple limpers called the raise since theyd limped, and when it got to me, i said pot (which was somewhat over 500) the original raiser called, and another guy shoved for $790 and a short stack or two also called. 

we all agreed to run it twice and the top board was something like K79K5 and the bottom board was AAA23. 

i figured at least someone would have an ace, and someone would have a king, so i wasnt expecting anything. but i won a $2100 pot or more which put me about $1000 up and i had been stuck.

the key was i raised had i only called $75 the pot wouldve been much smaller, it wouldnt been ran twice and i wouldve folded before the river if not on the flop. And the second key was i limped reraised i didnt raise it when it was still just $15