May is National Masturbation Month

I might be telling you old news, May is National Masturbation Month as cited here, here, here, and here.

Now that I'm aware of it I have to catch up on not doing the deed for the last 5 days and also today. Looks like I'll have a happy and busy weekend ahead of me ;)

"So how does Sheen do it?" you may be asking. When I have the time for a long session, I like to shower first. This gives me a chance to shave everything smooth and be clean. Scented body lotion all over. I put on some pretty lingerie to wear - garter belt and stockings, a nice bra, panties, and maybe a pair of heels. The tactile and visual sensations that lingerie brings to me really get me horny. Then I head over to the computer with a towel and lotion to surf for pictures, videos, and blogs to read about your sexy exploits for an hour or so. Since masturbation alone is no fun I'll find a cam site. However, I haven't really found one that I love (Please, please let me know if you know of a good one!). Then I'll call the phone sex line that I've been using for many years. I do like the exhibitionist nature of cams and calls. The nature of the calls vary depending on my mood and how pervy my mind is that day. In any case, by the end of the call I'm usually very well worked up and have had an intense orgasm. Back to the shower...

Tell me how you do it. Favorite place, article of clothing, picture, video, method, toy? Better yet, send me a picture and you'll know that you've helped me celebrate!

TMI Thursday

Thanks to Ashly Star for this survey (through Amorous Ebony):

1. In the past 72 hours, have you been under the influence of alcohol? Yes, had a homebrewed beer last night.

2. Have you ever made out with someone in a bathroom? No :(

3. What were you doing at 11 last night? Sleeping

4. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone? Not now, but I have worn borrowed panties and stockings.

5. What are you listening to? Daft Punk.

6. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? I like art museums.

7. How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? None.

8. Has anyone ever called you at midnight on your birthday? No, so call me!

9. Have you ever slept in the same bed as your best friend? Yes!

10. How much cash do you have in your wallet? $94

11.Have you ever used fake tan (out of the bottle) lotion, cream, spray, etc? No.

12. What do you think of girls sixteen and younger going on the pill? She shouldn't be doing something that she'd need to go on the pill.

13. Would you rather be stuck in the pouring rain, or in a snowstorm? Rain. I like running in the rain, and being wet makes me horny.

14. Would you rather your boss or a random neighbor see you naked? Random neighbor.

15. If you were single, would you rather have sex with the 5th person in your cell contacts, or the 5th to last? 5th from the top.

16. Would you rather sleep for 3 days, or stay awake for 3 days? Sleep, I really need some.

17. Would you rather be arrested for a DUI or getting caught having sex in public? Sex in public. It might be illegal, but no one will get hurt by it (or only if I'm lucky ;) )

18. If you had to, would you rather take a bath in a lake or in the ocean? Lake, fresh water is better than salt water.

19. Would you rather be just rich, or rich and famous? Rich. I'd rather not be famous.

20. Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle? Yes, when I was a kid.

21. Are you wearing jeans right now? No, khakis.

22. Where is your significant other right now? At home I think.

23. Did your birthday come yet this year? October, so call me then!

24. Have you ever taken Ambien to fall asleep? No.

25. Do you own a Snuggie? No, but I know someone that does.

26. Do you own a zebra print bag? No, I don't think I'd look good with one.

27. Have you ever dated someone who had more than 5 tattoos? No.

28. Do you know all the first and last names of every person you had sex with? Yes.

29. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I'd love to be able to change into a woman at will. I mean, as a crossdresser, I'd love to be able to shop and wear women's clothes that really fit properly. But I'd probably use my powers for no good and be a really slutty lesbian.

30. Favorite hangover cure? Drink water before bed and after waking up. Eat.

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Running Update

I ran the St. Luke's half-marathon on Sunday and it was perfect! The cloudless day started in the 50's and warmed into the 60's by the end of the race. I ran my fastest 13.1 miles so far, a bit under 1:44! I've another half in three weeks. Stay tuned...