Monday, December 29, 2025

Riff-Trax Watch: Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957)

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Watched:  12/28/2025
Format:  Riff-Trax on YouTube
Viewing:  Unknown
Director:  Edward D. Wood, Jr.


There's no good reason to watch Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957) again, or right at this moment.  But I sure did.  It didn't hurt to watch with what seemed like a 20-year-old Rifftrax over a colorized version of the film.  

It's just a good time, every time.  Especially once the monologuing really kicks in during the back half of the film.  

Y'all pour one out for Bela.






Sunday, December 28, 2025

Chabert Watch: Sherman's Way (2008)

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Watched:  12/28/2025
Format:  Disc
Viewing:  First
Director:  Craig M. Saavedra


This is my final Chabert film of ChabertQuest 2025.  Please clap.  

Well, first, this movie has a surprising lack of Chabert in it whatsoever.  She's in the opening scenes as our lead's girlfriend who predictably dumps him, which is the catalyst for the rest of the film.  I think she's gone 10 minutes in.

So, that's that.

Saturday, December 27, 2025

Happy Birthday, Barbara Crampton

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Happy Birthday to the great Barbara Crampton.  

For eagle-eyed readers of the site here, we've been on a Crampton-aissance for about a year and a half, watching work newer and older. 

Thursday, December 25, 2025

A Christmas Regret Watch: A Little Piece of Heaven (1991)

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everything on this DVD cover is a lie


Watched:  12/23/2025
Format:  Amazon
Viewing:  Second (and last)
Director:  Mimi Leder

While watching A Little Piece of Heaven (1991) for ChabertQuest2025, I knew instantly that this would be a movie to share with Dug and K.  

As longtime readers will know, sharing terrible Christmas movies with Jamie's brother, Dug and his wife K, is a yearly tradition here at The Signal Watch.  And, for reasons I cannot guess, Christmas seems to really bring out some absolute nonsense, from failed comedy concepts like Santa with Muscles to the utterly sincere failures, like this one.

There are many flavors of "this movie is a bad idea" out there, and we've covered a lot of them.  But this TV movie commits the sin of, as Dug put it, insisting that the ends justifies the means.  Even if the ends are highly, highly questionable.  And the means are absolutely mortifying.  

This movie contains:

  • a very 90's take on an actor playing someone "special"
  • drugging a child
  • kidnapping a drugged child
  • light casual racism
  • 90's screenplay ingrained racism
  • child slave labor
  • child emotional labor
  • gaslighting within gaslighting, like an inception where we're passing through layers of bullshit that's knee-deep
  • nonsense rationalization
  • child abuse-ploitation
  • more kidnapping
  • transporting minors
  • abandoning pigs
  • basically casting all those horror stories you see about people kidnapping people off the street and keeping them in their basement, or imprisoning children, and turning the abductor into a hero
  • the greatest bullshit ending to a movie ever committed to screen
  • Kirk Cameron

But, fun fact, a very young Lacey Chabert received an Emmy Nomination for her role as "Princess".  

Anyway, somehow this movie was written, produced, filmed, edited and given a plum primetime slot on network TV.  And everyone thought this was fine.  Even the scene where it's clear someone is tossing chickens out of a window.  And all of young Jussie Smollet's dialog.  

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas, Every Buddy

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Emmylou beneath the tree

Merry Christmas from The Signal Watch, pals.  

Here's to a quiet, peaceful Christmas for all of us.  May the season be merry and bright, and may you spend the holiday as you like, with loved ones or otherwise.  We wish you the best.

Here's to peace on Earth, goodwill to all, and the chance for all of us to be our best.

As we do every Christmas Eve, we're sharing Ms. Darlene Love singing Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home).  





Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Hallmark Holiday Watch: The Christmas Baby (2025)

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Watched:  12/22/2025
Format:  Hallmark
Viewing:  First
Director:  Eva Tavares


This movie was very offbeat for Hallmark, but a welcome change of pace.  

I tuned in because I saw a few Ali Liebert movies a while back and thought she was better than the average bear.  She's been wearing multiple hats the past few years, though, directing two or so movies per year while appearing in other movies and producing some - so less acting, more behind the lens stuff.  So kudos to Ms. Liebert.  I can barely chew bubblegum and walk at the same time.

Liebert co-stars in The Christmas Baby (2025) with Katherine Barrell, who some may know from Wynona Earp.  The pair play a married couple in Albany, New York, going about their childfree existence when someone leaves a baby in a stroller at Liebert's mail store while she's in the back.

This isn't a Hallmark romcom, it's a dramedy, leaning towards drama.  Unlike 99% of Hallmark's Christmas output, there's a lot of tears and a lot of very real feelings and issues.  It feels more like a TV movie from days of yore than a feel-good bit of Christmas marshmallow you may associate with Hallmark of the past decade.  

The movie provides plenty of questions to answer.  Who is the mother?  What does it mean to suddenly have parenthood thrust on you and what feelings would you have if that wasn't the plan?  What if you and your wife are suddenly not on the same page?  And why aren't you?  And if you commit to this kid, what's to say someone won't just take them away?

Monday, December 22, 2025

Chabert Watch: Home Front (2002) (aka: The Scoundrel's Wife)

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Watched:  12/22/2025
Format:  Disc
Viewing:  First
Director:  Glen Pitre


There's a lot going on in Home Front (aka: The Scoundrel's Wife - 2002).  Some might argue too much.  

A period piece taking place mostly during World War II, it's about a woman and her family living on Louisiana's Gulf Coast, who are pariahs already when the war breaks out.  It seems some years before the woman (Tatum O'Neal) and her husband may have gotten up to misdeeds that will be shared later.

It's a bit of a frustrating movie because it's a look at some real life things - that German U-Boats were off the US coast causing havoc, there was concern about internal collaborators, etc....  And some of this forgotten history is illuminated brilliantly, really, as O'Neal's family is awakened by a fire's glow off in the distance, out over the water as a U-Boat hits a shipping vessel.  

Meanwhile, life in the small fishing village carries on for O'Neal and her teenage son, Blue, and her daughter, Florida (Chabert), just aging into adulthood.  A doctor moves in nextdoor, but he has what seems to be a German accent (Julian Sands).  Meanwhile, the town Priest (Tim Curry) wrestles with alcohol.

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Holiday Watch: Die Hard (1988)

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Watched:  12/20/2025
Format:  Peacock
Viewing:  Unknown
Director:  John McTiernan


One of the great points of relief for me this year has been that, at long last, people are being shamed on social media for asking if Die Hard (1988) is a Christmas movie.  It is.  We're done.  Shut up.

What younger audiences won't know is how much Die Hard changed the game for action movies.  

I'll often point to Commando (1985) as the template for action movies, and in some ways, that's right.  But it also reflects the kind of movie being made where our hero was already a super soldier we understood stood above other men.  He could walk through a hail of gunfire without so much as a scratch and dispatch 100 anonymous henchmen before tangling with the Big Boss at the end of the movie.  And in the 1980's, action heroes were guys like Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris.  

Die Hard suggested that much more of a common man could be an action hero in the right situation.  He'd get the crap beat out of him, he'd get injured, he'd make mistakes, but as long as he kept a cool head and remembered Bonnie Bedelia needed him now, he just might save the day. 

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Superwatch: Superman (2025)

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Watched:  12/19/2025
Format:  HBOmax
Viewing:  Fifth
Director:  James Gunn



Wanted to get in one more viewing of Superman (2025) before the end of the year.  And so I did.

No more notes.  I've already written too much about this movie.  But it meant a lot to have a Superman movie this year that hit so many right notes/ actually felt like the Superman I know from comics, cartoons, etc...  while still being a fresh take.  



TCM Remembers 2025


prepare to get weepy.

This is the first time in a while I've been surprised by so many names as they went by - I simply didn't hear or read that they had merged with the infinite.  As you know, we'll post sometimes if we learn of someone's passing.  Not always, but it's a feature.

I simply did not know about any of the following, and I feel like I should have, or would have back in Twitter's golden age:

  • Connie Francis
  • Jules Feiffer
  • Joe Don Baker
  • James Mitchum
  • Lalo Schifrin
  • Peter Jason
  • Robert McGinnis (this one shocks me that I didn't know)
  • Jeannot Szwarc
  • Peter Greene

To all of these, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.