Bottles & Chimney
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and never come up! But since it ain’t vodka and I ain’t a duck, Just pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!!!

kaaya salleeeeeeee…….eeerrrr i hope i got the fckin speeling correct!!!! 1. Kandha is like air…add it to everything you eat! 2. Oh! he’s not a north indian….he actually takes offence….sob north indian starts if you stay even 1 km above the k’nataka and andhra border!! 3. “Abe north indian log accha nahi hai”…chuthiya tu bi […]