SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Stair Master.
Who doesn't enjoy gliding effortlessly from floor to floor at the local shopping mall? The Stair Master, that's who. Able to transform any escalator into stairs, the Stair Master will force you to burn 7 calories on your way up to men's activewear. Evil? Not quite. Less convenient? Slightly.
ok, now we're getting funnier. good one.
ReplyDeleteSo he's a living Mitch Hedberg joke?
ReplyDeleteApparently he also makes TGI Fridays signs go slightly askew. :)
ReplyDeleteDamn you Seth! I came in here to say the same thing!
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ReplyDeleteThis super power exists in the real world.
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