Tuesday, February 28, 2006
so it's settled. me, line, zhu and cass are flying off to phuket on friday morning and will return on sunday afternoon. we're not really sure of accommodation yet because our plans keep changing, but still, it's horribly exciting! oh, but this trip will leave me real broke till er, the army pay comes in. and so, if yall dont mind, let's stick to hawker centres and food courts for the rest of this week.
met up with junhao, eugene and paul teo (urgh) yesterday. it's amazing how with some people conversation still flows despite half a year of non contact.
gonna meet isaac and jun hui later for japanese food.
and met milton, and some senior called nicholas yesterday.
and saw joshua khng, paul chang and julian ho in the past week or so.
it's like acsi all over again! only we're scattered all over the island.
right-o. pictures from swee's dinner and the one solitary picture of me and mindy's excursion to sentosa.






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Sunday, February 26, 2006
EIGHT WOMEN TODAY! 9 PM! ARTS CENTRAL!and with the reminder, everyone has no excuse not to watch my favourite-est show ever.
oh. and over the weekend, after consulting with many many people (fine. only 2), we (the royal we) have decided that everyone has to come to collect results on wednesday in their finest attire. we've to live up to the 'damn glam j3' image that all j1s have, no matter that the school will be empty because of founders day. remember! come in your skankest clothes!
and really, who cares if you fail the As. all that matters is that youre nicely dressed.
'it's not my fault that i failed the As. i mean, look at the way i dress. short skirt. tube. bottle blond hair. is it any suprise?'paraphrased more or less from miss slut.
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today really was a day about catching up with lost souls.
met up with the slut (a.k.a shirin) at city hall today, where we had the much hyped baker's inn which really, is over priced. to me at least. bought sweets (the seven eleven sort! you know, getting a bag full of gummy worms, sour colas, pacifiers, the sweet version of the spaghetti in 'the lady and the tramp' and normal colas for $2.50 a hundred grams. stuff from my childhood where my aunt use to buy a huge bag for me after bringing to breakfast at holland v. which really if you think about it, started off my mad love affair with holland) and walked over to the esplanade to sit and talk. did word associations, talked about pregnancy and basically mocked everyone who walked by. the basic ac stuff.
headed over to holland to meet up with dear paul. this is the paul who gladly accommodates me whenever i call, skipping school in favor of being a orchard road mall rat. HA! we (plus zhu) bar hopped all over, and basically concluded that miracles happen in bars. at least for me. i always end up with more money than expected at every bar.
this blog is all about me biatches!
but once again, life's being a bitch. the camera cable has gone missing and so i can't upload the pictures from swee's dinner and my sentosa outing with mindy. HA! no pictures darlings. oh and this also accounts for the slightly longer than normal post.
byeee!
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Friday, February 24, 2006
world's best pick up lines according to juice
"are your pants from outer space? cause your butt is out of this world"
"do you like to dance?" (the other person says "yes") "well then, could you go dance so i can talk to your friend?"
"i love the way you move, like butter on a bald monkey"
"save a horse, ride a cowboy"
"i may not be the best looking person here, but i'm the only one talking to you"
"did you fart? cause you blew me away"
"are your parents retarded? cause you sure are special"
"my love for you is like diarrhoea, i cant hold it in"
"that outfit is very becoming on you. if i were on you, i'd be coming too""you know what would look good on you? me"
"you must be jamaican 'cause baby, jamaican me crazy"
"is your dad a terrorist? cause you da bomb!"
and just to round things up
| Your Stripper Song Is |
 Master and Servant by Depeche Mode
"There?s a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees"
Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. |
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006
fun o rama XVIII was an absolute blast. what with manning the corporate gift store, stuffing our faces with food and visiting the haunted houses, it was a pleasurable mixture of work and play.
and of course it was way better than the previous funorama. i mean, how can hanging around with friends the whole day prove to be less fun than the stress of managing a food stall. and of course that's more fun than managing a food stall with lack of manpower, especially when the most important person is not there due to a rather inconsiderate grand dad choosing to pop off at an extremely inopportune time. and so, in short, it was fun.
the usual pictures to fend off questions about my recent short, insubstantial posts. and this time, theyre all a bit weird. don't blame me. blame my sister. she's the one who took them.






and just as a point of comparison, please tell me i look waaay better now than then.


hurhur. anyway, im late for swee's party. see you!
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Thursday, February 16, 2006
hurhur.
been rather busy recently, so havent had time to update.
pictures!
had steph's surprise farewell party at my house that day, where we lit candles and sat around in the dark (for the first 5 mins).






and then, that was followed by mindy's birthday party at sentosa where zhu gave me the 'certified bitch' t shirt. really, if you ask me, the only thing i remember of that party's playing police and thief on the beach. oh and singing. duh. what do you expect to do when choir people gather.

and on valentine's day, me, steph and josiah had lunch at crystal jade, followed up with me unleashing my interior designer demon (ala bobby trendy) at ikea and my inner jamie oliver at home! and of course, me, tatt and swee had our singles supper at chipbee gardens, comforting ourselves with ice cream.


and today, i'm rather miffed because no one wants to watch brokeback mountain with me. everyone above 21's either too afraid of being jailed or claims to be overloaded with testosterone. and everyone under 21's just not interested. pffth.
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Monday, February 13, 2006
who wants to go with me, zhu and cass to phuket? we're gonna leave on the 24th of feb, and return on the 27th. air ticket's 140 for two ways, and we can all cram into 1 room to split hotel costs.
really, we need a girl, someone who won't mind sleeping with cass and is able to tolerate her smelly personal habits.
but a guy's cool too.
call me!
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Friday, February 10, 2006
i have pictures to upload, but as usual the fates conspire against me and the camera's missing.
i am home alone, on a friday night.
how sad am i.
oh woe is me.
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Monday, February 06, 2006
oh this is horribly exciting!
my 50 year old aunt is bringing her 30 year old nigerian fiancee over for dinner, so that she can do the introductions and to allow us to get to know him. only, i don't think the family exactly approves of the er, may-september relationship, and so things might get a bit frosty tonight.
and then there's desperate housewives tonight at ten!
oh how much drama can a man take??
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Sunday, February 05, 2006
hello. im now at shumin's dorm room, bored with surfing the internet. you see, both of them (reina and shumin) have gone to wash off the hair dye that's on their hair(DUH-O), and er, my dye's gonna take er, well. i'm due to wash it off NOW, but i can't cause re-dyeing was an impromptu decision, and i dont have any towels with me right now. so. i cant.
ladidadida.
my survey project ends tomorrow! and then it's off to full time bumming.
how fun.
well, im off to check the girls toilet and hollar at them now.
see you in a bit.
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Friday, February 03, 2006
and the only reason why i'm still doing the survey job is because i pity the woman who has to have 400 authentic surveys done by tomorrow and who is no where near completion.
it's no longer about the money.
really.
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Thursday, February 02, 2006
chalk up army dream no. 2. i seem to be romanticizing the army in my sleep, and at the rate i'm going, i'm really gonna start to look forward towards march 9th real soon. i mean, with twins bunking with me (in my dreams, like in both sense of the phrase), how can i not look forward to joining the army? we all know how fun twins can get!!
whoops. too much info?
and so today was spent bumming around at the arts house, drinking coffee and reading a book. a ridiculously uplifting activity, considering the amount of effort involved.
tomorrow, singapore art museum. unless line decides to treat and spend some of her FOUR HUNDRED DOLLAR vouncher on me and a movie.
oh and bummer. the market research company (sounds so much better than the survey people) have started calling my survey-ees, and am absolutely terrified that my faked survey-ees will be exposed!! just when i was about to embark on my outsourcing of surveys scam (help me ask people to do my surveys, i'll give you $3 for each completed survey. i keep $2.). oh dear. you can go to jail for committing fraud right? I'M TOO YOUNG (AND GORGEOUS) TO GO TO JAIL!!!
that's all folks.
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006
and so chinese new year was ok, with the only drawback that sometimes ang pau(?) collecting felt a bit like work at times. tedious, mind numbing and utterly boring. although the money and the nice nice food more than made up for the stilting conversation (at times). and really, overall, i must say it's been a rather enjoyable one, what with all the bak kwa, cakes and gambling money won (this is going to sound really pathetic but i made my most money yet this new year! fifteen dollars! really, i am a terrible gambler).
and then there was the dxo party on monday night where (we think) the aircondition broke down, and the dance floor was too packed for words, word. which resulted in me feeling cheated of twenty dollars. never mind, shall put it down to cultural expense, which in a way, it was. the melbourne people behave quite quite differently from how the singapore people behave. hmmmm.
and my plans for the next five weeks include:
1. jb at least once (shirin menon, you better not abandon me AGAIN)
2. sitting at the singapore art museum olio dome and spending the whole afternoon reading
3. attending talks, theater shows, dance performances and art exhibitions
4. baking
5. general bumming around
delightful aint it?
and here's another mindless quiz.
| You scored as Philosophy. You should be a Philosophy major! Like the Philosopher, you are contemplative and you enjoy thinking about the purpose for humanity's existence.
Philosophy | | 75% | Dance | | 75% | Journalism | | 75% | Anthropology | | 67% | English | | 67% | Theater | | 67% | Linguistics | | 58% | Psychology | | 58% | Mathematics | | 50% | Art | | 50% | Engineering | | 50% | Sociology | | 50% | Biology | | 42% | Chemistry | | 25% |
What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3) created with QuizFarm.com |
hahahahaha. dancer. have you seen me and my 5 dance moves in action? the only person i've been able to pick up so far's a 40 year old african woman.
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