I’m a serious person. I’m not into punny blog names. That’s why I should explain right away that if you’re looking for a funny, lighthearted blog, you’ve come to the wrong place.
See, here’s a bit about me. I’m just your ordinary knitter, except that I happen to have forged a bunch strings in the fires of Mount Doom. And I forged one particularly mighty string. You might have heard the rhyme:
One string to rule them all,
One string to find them;
One string to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them [note: the last word, “off”, is omitted from most contemporary accounts.].
So that’s me; just your ordinary, literal-minded dictator RULER OF ORCS AND MEN, MASTER OF ALL OF MIDDLE-EARTH!
Selfie!!!!!
The Lord of the Strings 
