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Friday, December 26, 2025

The Universe Has Smitten Thevictorian Family Christmas

I should be grateful. Everybody is healthy. Enough! I can still hobble. Still prepare (with The Pony's help) our Christmas feast. I was able to access the home of my sister the ex-mayor's wife for her Christmas Eve party. However... I did not win a single game!

The Universe decreed that Genius could spend more than 4 hours with us on Christmas day, because Friend's family was sick. That's terrible for Friend's family, with whom they usually spend Christmas afternoon and evening. However...

We could hardly wait until everybody was done eating our Christmas Dinner so we could partake of our annual Christmas scratching. I always buy lottery tickets as our gifts. Dang it! I might as well have doled out the cash this year. Because we had very few winners. Not even my usual 40% back.

Hopefully, our casino trip on the day after Christmas will set things right. Hear me, 
Even Steven???

Thursday, December 25, 2025

Here's Some Non-VAL Food to Look At

While Val and assorted Thevictorians are strapping on the ol' feedbag for Christmas dinner, here are pictures of non-Val food you might enjoy. Enjoy looking at, anyway. Perhaps you're not a fan of such fare.

The Pony recently drove to a nearby city to cash in some silver that was bought as an investment. Silver prices have been really good lately. That investment paid off!  A friend was invited to ride along. They had supper at Texas Roadhouse. 

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They started with a Bloomin' Onion. Only The Pony says their version is called a Cactus Blossom. Oh my gosh! I just looked up the name for sure, and found this site which I swear must be AI or written by someone whose mastery of English is not quite what I expected! Here's an example after I scrolled way down to the FAQ. In answer to "What is a Texas Roadhouse Cactus Blossom," this answer had me rolling! Then again, I am easily amused...

"A: Kazun was served with a horseshoe-shaped needle sauce, similar to a large, deep, outdated onion, a crust (similar to a bloom).

That doesn't sound very enticing to me!!! Anyhoo... The Pony said it was okay, but didn't like the dipping sauce. Which was compared to a remoulade. 

The Pony had a sirloin, medium rare, and a baked potato.

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The steak was reportedly delicious. Oh, and for the second side dish, The Pony chose THIS:

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It's MASHED POTATOES! With the dipping sauce not-liked from the Cactus Blossom Bloomin' Onion. I'm shocked The Pony didn't also request another side of fries, heh, heh!

The Pony's friend had shrimp skewers, shown here perched atop bread that came with them:

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The green beans were not liked, because they were "the fake kind." Which The Pony is not sure of that meaning, thinking perhaps it was a reference to right out of a can. Anyhoo... There was plenty left for the friend to take home, since she gave her bread to The Pony (in case he was carb-deficient, you know) and still took home two containers full of the rest (excluding the green beans). According to The Pony the next day, "I figured since it was her birthday, she should get the leftovers."

Funny how during the meal, The Pony sent me a text:

"My friend is going to kill me. I let the server here at Texas Roadhouse know it was her birthday so she got the special treatment. XD"

I replied: "Well, not a big deal if it was her actual birthday! I submit this virtual cake." And sent a picture of the Oreo Cake that I had just completed.

The Pony will be getting payback in a couple months, I think. When a birthday rolls around.

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

The Ceiling's the Limit

Hick sent a picture from Bargain House on Tuesday morning. In typical Hick fashion, he declared a project DONE. But I don't think so...

"Ceiling finished in kitchen."

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I beg to differ. Oh, who are we fooling? I'm not begging at all. I'm DIFFERING! This is not a finished ceiling! So I replied...

"Except for paint and lights."

An hour later, Hick responded: "Now I can paint and put the lights back in there hole i have to get a new ceiling light for the center." I'm pretty sure he sent that text from his lunch table at the Senior Center, having Chicken Pot Pie.

Anyhoo... the Swirly Man did a pretty good job on that kitchen ceiling patch. Once it's all the same color, I think it will be fine. Besides, who wants to look at the ceiling when they have that shiny, shiny backsplash to draw their attention!

The progress-after-wrecking ball is rolling once again. After painting, the floor can go down, and stove and refrigerator will be put in place.

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Val Gets Battered

Hey! Christmas is comin'! That means Val must get off her rumpus and start making preparations for the season's eatings. I have three Oreo Cakes to bake, plus something to take to Christmas Eve festivities at the home of my sister the ex-mayor's wife, and then our regular dinner for Christmas Day at 11:30 due to Genius's tight schedule. A meal that takes days of preparation, and is done in 15 minutes. But that's what moms are for, right? That, and the dishwashing (by hand, have I mentioned?) that will take longer than the feast.

Anyhoo... one cake is already done, and given to The Veteran. Today's cake is earmarked for HOS, Hick's Oldest Son. It starts with cutting a family size bag of Oreos in half. The cookies, not the package. How easy THAT would be! The halves are arranged around the edge of a paper plate, a two-tiered stack, with five perfect ones set aside in the center for the top of the cake. These halves will ring the base of the cake. The others are broken and tossed into a bowl to go into the batter.

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Then I mix the batter (from a box, what do you think I am, a chef?). Betty Crocker Triple Chocolate is preferred, but if it's not available, I have also used Devil's Food or Chocolate Fudge versions. I use a hand mixer (easier than the days when it was broken, and I developed a Popeye arm) and then fold in the Oreos, which have been stabbed a bit to reduce their chunks. I am careful not to dump in the whole bowl (like I mistakenly did one year) because the very tiny crumbs are needed to garnish the top of the finished cake. After pouring (heh, heh, Freudian slip, I typed 'pouting' at first) into two round PAM-ed foil pans (shh... I used recycled pans from Sister Schubert's Rolls), I bake them at 350 for 30 minutes. Then set on a rack to cool for at least 30 minutes, then turn them out and let them cool completely.

What does Val do while the cake is cooling? She gets BATTERED! That bowl and beaters aren't going to lick themselves! Somebody's gotta do it! Val is a VALunteer.

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Yes, the bowl has already been scraped with a spatula by Val. If I had an anteater tongue, it would be so much easier. The beaters await. The Oreo crumbs are safe. My palate does not yearn for them.

Storebought icing for Val. I prefer Pillsbury Creamy Supreme Vanilla, because it's thick enough not to slide off the cake, and you can't see the dark cake through it. After slathering that two-layer cake with icing, I arrange the set-aside halves around the base. Then put five in a star pattern on top. And sprinkle with the crumbly crumbs left from the chopped Oreos. 

VOILA!

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The shadow makes the side look orange, but it's the same as the top. Served up on a pizza pan, because after the first few years I caught on that I was never getting my cake carriers back. It's a pretty cake, if I do say so myself.

Some people love this cake, and crave it through the year. I prefer the batter.

Monday, December 22, 2025

The Ol' Switcheroo

Hick has now swapped out his 16-foot double-axle dovetail trailer for a new model. It wasn't a switch of convenience, but rather a switch of necessity. You may recall that easygoing Hick had loaned his old trailer to The Buddy, whose relative wrecked it during inclement weather. Lest you feel uncertain about the term "wrecked," allow me to provide this visual:

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There it is, sitting at the top of the BARn field, with our front yard/field visible through the little forest. This is where the towing company left it. 

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Obviously, that trailer can't be fixed. And the tires are not salvageable.

Here's the new (used) trailer that Hick found for $1,900:

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It's parked down in front of the BARn, with much of Hick's glorious junk on display. Like his two tractors, one of which I'm pretty sure is working. Once again, Hick has taken a panoramic photo that does not show off the subject to its full advantage.

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There. Fixed that for you. It doesn't look as long as the old trailer, but I guess Hick knows more about it than my non-mechanical eyes.

As I type this, it is Sunday afternoon. Hick says The Buddy is coming to his shop today to make a payment on an item he had previously purchased. At that time, Hick will discuss the pay-back plan for this trailer. Hopefully, both parties will be satisfied with the proposal.

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Hick Finally Scrubs the Flipping House

Technically, Old Buddy scrubbed the flipping house, under the direction of Hick. We had a couple days of warmer weather, so on Tuesday, Hick loaded up his power washer and got the job done.

The north side of Bargain House looked like this:

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Such a nice bright day for washing a house. But the sky soon clouded up.

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There's Old Buddy, earning his cash. He's the muscle to Hick's brains.

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Looks like a NEW (used) HOUSE! I imagine on a sunny day, it will look even better.

Still waiting on the kitchen ceiling guy to finish the swirls, then painting. After that, Hick will put down the flooring, and move the stove and refrigerator in. He says there are a couple things that need to be done in the basement. And he wants to trim the bushes around the front porch, and do some structural work on it. The shower door for the small bathroom is on. Hick had to take up the shower base to attach it right, so he lost a half-day of work on that task.

Hick thinks Bargain House should be ready to list sometime in January. We'll see...

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Who Ya Gonna Call? Hick Thevictorian!

Hick was working at Bargain House on Tuesday afternoon when he got a phone call from one of his elderlies at the senior apartments. She was quite frantic, telling him the building was on fire! Hick told her to hang up and CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! He dropped everything, and headed to the apartments. It's only about two miles from Bargain House.

Hick had calls from three other elderlies, also telling him he needed to get over there, because the building was on fire. His friend who runs the meal part of the operation was also trying to call him. He answered, but told her he was on the way, and couldn't talk. He felt bad for brushing her off, and later called to apologize for being so abrupt.

What Hick discovered when the whole debacle was over did not please him.

"I could tell right when I walked in that it was cigarette smoke. The building was never on fire, it just filled with smoke that went up the stairwell. They had fire departments from 30 miles away there helping them. The fire chief made me so mad I was about to poke him in the nose! He started in on me, saying there should be no smoking in the building. There's not! That's a rule. And nobody was smoking in the building. There's this one gal who takes a 3-pound coffee can out with her to put her cigarette butts in, so she don't throw 'em on the ground. [Yes, she has called a couple times from locking herself out!] She swore her cigarette was out, but I think it wasn't, and set all them other butts on fire. The can had been about half full. She sets it inside the door when she comes in, and takes it out with her the next time she goes out to smoke. Anyway, that can was empty, because all the butts burnt up.

The apartment people was standin' out front, on the sidewalk. I tell them that's what to do. The people who live in the front of the building should go down the front stairs and wait outside for the fire department. The people who live in the back should go down the back stairs, and wait in the back parking lot. Since there was smoke in the back stairwell, they went out the front. That's what you would expect them to do. The county ambulance people took 'em to the library so they wasn't out in the cold. They got everybody out except one gal who was in the shower! 

The firemen were going door to door. There was no fire, but they needed to search every room for people or where the fire might have been. They couldn't get in her door. I unlocked it, but she had the chain on, so I knocked it off. But I wouldn't go in. I told the lady paramedic, 'You can go get her. I ain't goin' in while she's in the shower!'

This is what burns me up! [Unfortunate choice of words, Hick!] Those firemen didn't have no plan at all. They kept goin' in the same apartments. When something happens like that, like a disaster, you put a mark on the door to show that you've searched that one. Another problem is, the alarm only sounds IN THE BUILDING, and doesn't notify the fire department! Like at a school, if the fire alarm goes off, it automatically notifies the fire department. The chief started on me about that, and I said, 'You've been in charge of the safety of this building for YEARS! Shouldn't you have had some drills, and known about that and got it fixed?' It's a problem I inherited from the last guy, along with all different locks on the closets and other rooms. I'll take the hit for the locks. I've been meaning to get them all changed, so a master key unlocks them all. 

Also, all the fire trucks were parked out front on the street. Not a one in the back. The majority of the apartments are in the back. How would they fight a REAL fire with all their trucks in the front? There's no way to run a hose around the building.

Then the chief said 'You can't keep trash in the building.' We don't keep trash. I explained that's the trash room. The trash chute leads to there! And it gets taken out every other day. AND none of them could get into the lock box for the key! After the mayor assured me at that meeting when I first put it in. She said she'd let the fire chief know. I'm gonna have my boss get us a meeting with the fire chief. So we're both there, and maybe he can get this stuff sorted out. The fire chief don't wanna listen to me. Me and Old Buddy found the can of the burned cigarette butts. The fire chief didn't want to believe that was it, but then he did an interview with the paper, and said he found the can for cigarette butts, which caused all the smoke. He didn't find nothin'!"

So... there was a "fire" at the senior center. Everybody is fine. There are communication problems with the fire department. Hick is doing his best to keep the elderlies safe, and feels like he's not being heard by the fire chief.

At least the evacuation was a success. It was the best case scenario for what could have been a tragedy.
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Let the record show that Hick is not just talking out his rumpus about fire department procedures. He used to be on the volunteer fire department, went to training, and fought many a fire. He's not wanting to tell the fire chief how to do his job. Only to see that normal policies are followed when it concerns the elderlies' apartment building. I imagine the fire chief is looking for a way to keep this (or worse) from happening, and pointing out obvious ways to prevent a possible fire. Everybody is on edge in an emergency. It's not the time for diplomacy.
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