

My hobbies are the paradox of my life. Though I only have four or five free minutes per day and barely have time to read, I feel the need to cram it with as much activity as possible. My first thought with spring approaching was gardening. This was a bit tricky since I don't have a square inch of land to my name. Instead, I bought four rectangle planters to hang off of my balcony (one of which cost me $1.25 to keep, see previous blog about our A/C for an explanation). It took me 6 days (30 minutes) to pour in soil, plant some herbs, and water them the first time. Now, I take two minutes per day, one to water and one to just look at my tiny growing plants, for hobby number one.
Those of you math whizzes realize that I must have another hobby since Hobby 1 leaves me with an extra three minutes per day, so I took up bike mechanics. This one is tricky since it is a little more time consuming. Generally if I touch a part on my bike I get my hands dirty and must deduct a minute at the tail end for washing my hands. Basically, once I arrange my tools, turn my bike over on its seat and handle bars and touch something it is time to set it back upright, put up my tools, and wash my hands. I’m determined to have a second hobby however, so I’ve started using time I don’t have, a dangerous game but I feel out of options.
“Why have hobbies at all if I don’t have time?” you pragmatists ask. There are two reasons, both fundamental to my personhood. First of all, I need time to not think. I need time not to think about the language, my research, getting from point A to point B. And yes, time not to think about Thursday night and relationships. These things are constantly on my mind and it is therapeutic to have just a few moments when I don’t have to think about anything important. And the second reason, I must at all times have a project, and not just any project, but something I can do with my hands. Something to work on. Something to improve. Or, maybe, something to mess up. It doesn’t really matter what it is. I contemplated buying an old house to renovate (I won’t go into details of why that didn’t work out, but I’m sure if you brainstorm you’ll come up with even more reasons than I did). I contemplated building a computer. I, briefly, even contemplated quilting.
Though there was nothing wrong with my bike to begin with, I started noticing bike shops around that sell specialty parts and started dreaming about how I could improve my own. And so Hobby 2 was born. I’ve done a bit of internet research to learn the ropes, got some tools, and then started tearing the thing apart. I decided that the first thing I wanted to improve was the gears. My bike had 18 and I wanted 27. To my delight I discovered that if you replace the gears, you must also replace the hub and derailer. And if you replace the hub you must also replace the rim. And if you replace the derailer you must also replace the gear shifter and the chain. And if you replace the chain you must also replace the crank case. And if you replace the crank case (I didn’t even know what that was two months ago) you might as well upgrade the pedals, right?
So for now, in the midst of the tornado called life, I have .0000689 acres of farmland (yes I calculated it) and an unrideable bike, and that is keeping me sane.
-L