(as seen on and stolen from Fauve’s blog)
Fucking A, it is. At first I kind of forgot my own URL and left out the ‘very’ in verycontrary and it came back that my blog was G-rated. I might have literally exclaimed out loud, “What the fuck??”.
Then I realized my mistake, fixed it and got my NC-17. Yeah, baby!
From my rating:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
- fucking (6x)
- shit (4x)
- bitch (2x)
- prick (1x)
Is it wrong that I’m kind of weirdly proud of this?
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Last evening we had a heck bastard (gotta keep my rating!) of a storm here. One of our trees split down the middle and crushed our fence, but only after knocking down the power and phone lines in the backyard.
Let me tell you, if a storm ever knocks out your electricity, pray that you have a live wire loose in your backyard, because those people from the power company take that shit seriously.
They said, “We’ll be there ASAP.” And then they were! Usually ASAP stands for “All we care about is getting your money, So shut the fuck up and enjoy the next week living by the light of kerosene lanterns And eating Pizza every night because everything in your house is run off of electricity. Dumbass.”
So thank you, Situationally Helpful People at the Electric Company!
VeryContrary 
