Number of McDonald's double cheeseburgers I ate: 2
Approximate number of people I saw in Hong Kong at one intersection: 156,735
Number of times a driver ripped us off: at least 3
Number of times we almost missed a flight: 3
Total number of hours spent traveling: 30
Number of sunburns I acquired: 4
Number of times I almost swallowed a fishbone: 14
Number of times I ate a green chili and thought my head would explode: 1
Number of stingrays seen washed up on the beach: 1
Most people (including myself) I rode on a motorbike with at once: 4
Most useful Thai phrase I learned: "Is it spicy?"
Number of times I missed Chinese food: 0
Number of squid caught on the squid catching trip: 32
Average difference between inside temperatures in Xining and Thailand: 20 degrees fahrenheit
Average outside temperature difference: 90 degrees
My new favorite currency: the Hong Kong 10 dollar bill
Number of times the thought "this is pretty sketchy" ran through my mind: 8
So, overall, my vacation was pretty fantastic. Stay tuned for more pictures and details.