Here is a list of 100 things about me. I dare you to make your own, and double dare you to post them!
1. My favorite color is purple
2. If I could be any cartoon character I would be Tink
3. Driving with my car stereo up and singing at the top of my lungs is therapeutic for me, and I sometimes take the long way home on bad days.
4. I am completely afraid of dying.
5. I wish I knew as much about computers as my husband does but I don’t know why.
6. I think my son is smarter than me.
7. I believe I’ve had more than one life.
8. I once kicked my best friend, Daniel Brinkerhoff, out of my yard for a whole day because he pulled the legs off of a grasshopper.
9. Being afraid to get involved in team sports when I was a kid is something I regret.
10. I was first chair clarinet for a few years, and played in a jazz band that performed all over the city.
11. Once I’ve made a friend they are a friend for life even if I go years without seeing them.
12. I cheated on a type test that was required to get my job at 911.
13. I’ve actually had someone say to me “if I can’t have you no one else can.” It’s not flattering.
14. I thought my son hated me until he was two.
15. I once told a couple off at an fast food place after listening to them talk about how single moms were ruining soceity.
16. I hate haunted houses.
17. I’ve consulted with a psychic
18. Two of my friends from college and I use to go out every night at 10:00 and climb trees on campus.
19. I’ve always felt so much older than I am, even when I was a kid.
20. I think finding out about Santa was the first step towards my atheism.
21. I was one of the “popular” kids until 8th grade, and had someone ask me “what happened, I always wanted to be like you?” when I was 13, which made me cry after school.
22. I can recall conversations going back to childhood and sometimes think about things I should have said differently while I’m alone in the shower.
23. My dad graduating from the Police Academy was a more memorable night for me than my high school graduation.
24. I’ve seen all of the early Steven Seigal movies.
25. I was asked to try out for my high school dance team but couldn’t because of grades…
26. I wore knee braces for almost a year as a teen ager.
27. I go into shock when I get hurt.
28. Even though I love music, I would rather lose my hearing than my sight because the best part of music is the words, and I could still read those, but I couldn’t imagine never being able to see the world.
29. I thought we were rich when I was a kid.
30. Some of my favorite things, like smells and foods and places, I love because they remind me of being a kid.
31. I hate the fact that I’m stubborn sometimes.
32. I have my own pink Xbox controller, but I don’t play any games very well.
33. I hate politicians but love to talk politics.
34. My biggest fear right now is that I don’t know if I can help my kids be as successful as I think they deserve to be in life.
35. Before I got married I was fiercely independent, lived on my own and was never getting married but now I cry when my husband goes out of town. Such a wussy girl…
36. I always wanted people I cared about to learn from MY mistakes as I made them.
37. Thinking about moving into my first apartment with just me and my son can still make me cry.
38. I almost peed my pants in an elevator once while I was drunk at an all night scrapbooking party at a hotel.
39. Most of my proudest moments have to do either with my son’s accomplishments or my work at 911.
40. My friend Marcie and I ran away once because we weren’t getting our way about something, and when we FINALLY came back no one had yet noticed we were gone.
41. I have thought more than once about taking ex-lax brownies to work or a family function, but I am not sure why, and I know I would never do it.
42. I am one of those that get the urge to jump off of high places.
43. It amazes me still to think about what my husband and I have accomplished together in such short time, and sometimes forget I haven’t known him forever.
44. I’ve had a nervous breakdown.
45. I can still remember a fake fur coat my mom bought when I was about 10 and how cool I thought my parents were compared to other parents.
46. Part of the reason I never smoked with my friends was because I was afraid I would do it wrong.
47. The fact that I never had a second baby makes me worry that I’ll be a crazy grandma!
48. I know it’s a sign of physical something or other, but I’m never impressed when I hear about people climbing Mt. Everest or something like that because I think for the most part they’re crazy and missing something in their lives.
49. I love that my husband people watches and can be just as catty as me!
50. Two friends admitted the night of graduation that they had always been afraid of me…
51. If I could spend a day with a famous person it would be Tori Amos.
52. For a short period of time I would line my favorite dolls up under my window before I’d go to bed because I was sure my house was going to catch fire during the night, and I didn’t want them to die.
53. I have been in love with ballet since my great aunt took me to see Nutcracker when I was 5 as a reward after a small surgery. And I still remember going to Arby’s afterwards and singing Christmas Carols on the way home in her big Suburban, just the two of us.
54. I broke my little finger once hitting the roof of my car in a tantrum over having my power shut off and then was lectured by my seven year old…
55. I don’t agree with drafts or forced military service at all. Not all people are meant to be soldiers.
56. It makes me think a little less of English people because they hold on to their monarchy.
57. I used to have clothing restrictions when I was a kid because my mom thought I wore too many jeans and t-shirts.
58. I use to have a homicidal gold fish named Elton that killed three bowl mates.
59. I consider my years as a single mom a badge of honor that only other single moms get.
60. I hated the use of the word “dude” and wouldn’t let my son say it until I met my husband. Now I find myself saying it almost daily.
61. When I eat M&M’s at work I dump them all out and make even rows of patterned colors before I can eat them.
62. Being stranded on a desert island would probably make me slit my wrists.
63. I have a hard time dealing with people who ask for advice and then do the exact opposite of what I tell them to do.
64. When I was 13 I had to tell my mom over the phone that her grandma had died.
65. I can’t do basic math.
66. I hate that I procrastinate so much.
67. I get angry when I see little kids dressed like ragamuffins and even angrier when parents name their kids things like Rodeo or Lucky Bleu because they think they are creative.
68. I am constantly afraid of losing my job because of the nature of our industry.
69. I used to love frosting on saltine crackers.
70. I stepped on my kindergarten teacher’s toe once as we were sitting down for reading time to see what she would do. She made me put my name on the board.
71. I once burned my hand by putting it behind a shirt that was on a hanger and trying to iron a little spot…
72. In high school I lied to my boyfriend and friends about cheating on him because I wanted him to think I had gptten back at him for cheating on me.
73. I like that I’m short.
74. I hate when the president gets all the blame for something the people in government all agreed to do. Regardless of who the president is.
75. I will never be convinced of the usefulness or need for spiders.
76. I never went on a date with any one from my own high school.
77. I once saved my best friend Amie from a crazy bird that got trapped in her house.
78. I believe in forced sterilization of people who have proven their lack of parenting sensibilities.
79. I once tried to make raisins by leaving grapes in a window sill.
80. A friend’s girlfriend and I both told him the other was familiar when I was 22, and we finally figured out we recognized each other from first grade.
81. I wanted to be on Kids incorporated when I was a kid.
82. I wear jeans a lot so I don’t have to shave my legs so often.
83. I’ve been told I have no sense of humor.
84. It makes me giggle to say my first concert was NKOTB.
85. I’m a sucker for an accent.
86. I’ve never felt more beautiful than on my wedding day.
87. You can’t really tell but my hair is pink in my senior class pictures.
88. My mom is my hero.
89. I might have a little too high expectation of other people.
90. I can’t handle lying. Even from kids.
91. Waking up on a Saturday morning, late, with my husband is the greatest thing in the world.
92. I loved Miss Piggy when I was a kid, and even had a Miss Piggy bed set for my room.
93. It should, but it doesn’t bother me that I didn’t finish college.
94. I had a rat tail down to the middle of my back and only agreed to cut it when my mom agreed to let me shave the back of my head.
95. I can’t watch movies with subtitles.
96. I don’t think I’m a very forgiving person.
97. I once had Sandy PD chase us out of a park when we were making out in the dark.
98. I’ve been skinny dipping.
99. I don’t know why, but it bugs me when girls propose to the guys.
100. I could probably live on ice cream and vitamins.
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