Meanwhile, Back At the Pole~~!

 Glenmore wondered where MRS. Claus was in a previous post.  

Well, right where she OUGHTA be, natch!

Warm-Bottomed Elfs!*

Cheers!

I hope your winter days and holidays will be warmed with the love of friends and family!

Maybe some lovely and loving fannies will be warmed, too.

*Now, for you Grammarians who choked on your hot chocolate reading the title, I'll explain that I used the older correct spelling.

As recently as 1937 (as Time goes, that's recent), the Dictionary showed the accurate form of more than one "dwarf" as "dwarfs," which can be verified by the Disney movie title, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." 

That same year, University of Oxford Philology professor J.R.R. Tolkien explained in his introduction to "The Hobbit" that although "elfs" was the proper plural of "elf," he used "Elves" (and "Dwarves") to distinguish his ancient peoples of Middle Earth from any others.

My naughty little Arctic Imps are not of that distinguished lineage. Therefore, I use "Elfs!"

Say, what's that cracking noise, carrying so far in the ice-cold air up here?

Well, you can see they're pretty busy there, so let's wander on up a bit, and, oh, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but an OTK Elf and a blundering deer!

 All quite droll, but these tantalizing toymakers should keep Karma in mind:

Meanwhile, back in the shop~!

 

Well!  You don't suppose that any of these Elfs are a trifle kinky??

Mmm, could beeeee~!!

It's a good thing Paddle Cat has come to visit Jolly Old with his invaluable advice!

More Holiday Hilarity and Horniness to come!!

Santa Cards and Letters!

Hope you have that letter to Santa on the way to the North Pole! 

(As Peter the Pussycat points out, it could effect your South Pole!)

And, of course, all of your friends and loved ones are anticipating your greeting cards showing all is well with you!

Turkey Day Reruns!

 I suppose there might be SOMEBODY who hasn't already seen these.  

There is new commentary for the parade!

  And a batch of NEW cartoons I'm working on now!  Enjoy your day!!

Where Oh Where Has The Wolfie Gone?

 Hello, anybody bothering to look in now!  And, thank you.

I've been distracted and away with various things, including sad family events.

But I do have new cartoons in the works, and meanwhile, Brigitte asked for a particular Autumn WolfieToon:

Do you know anybody that's been back in school?  Hope their semester has been going well.

Hope your local football team has been entertaining.  Mine really hasn't.  Maybe they need better prep in the locker room.

And maybe you've added some new appliances around the house? 

Anyway, new stuff soon, keep well!

Daphne, The Captain, and The Mermaid!

Summertime, And The Spankin' Is Pleasin'!