MR SLISH

Early this morning I’m driving to work listening to Charlemagne THE GOD(105.1) call Funkmaster Flex(97.1) the DONKEY OF THE DAY. Seems like Flex has his nuts in a bunch over the heavy criticism/ridicule Mr.Cee is getting from THE BREAKFAST CLUB. No need for me to mention AGAIN what he was arrested for.

Audio from Flex’s show was played and he pretty much said if their verbal assaults continued it was gonna be on and poppin! …..I’m sitting in the car thinking to myself Uuuum Flex is about my age early 40’s is he really that immature and EGO’D out to get involved with something that has nothing to do with him! It’s Mr Cee’s DICK that was caught dingle danglin! All he’s doing is drawing more attention to Mr.Cee and that situation. SHUT THE FUCK UP and let Grown Folk handle their own business!!! Once you pass the age of 40 BEEF should no longer be a part of your vocabulary.

Folks in Hip Hop need to relax. Just last night I watched Jim Jones on Love & Hip Hop( Don’t Judge me) threaten this dude because he said he makes 10,000 per show and called his Lady trifling. REALLY!!!! Last time I checked 10,000 to do a show is a HELL of a lot of money! As for his lady. If anyone reading this has watched it those Producers do have ole girl looking kinda trifling. Anyway dude bitched up when Jim stepped to him and apologized with teary eyes! All I could do was SMH cause that had been ME! I woulda talked even more shit in front of those cameras provoked Jimmy into a NICE BIG JUICY LAWSUIT and possible jail time! Rumor has it they locking rappers up for less!

All I’m saying is this. The HIP HOP community needs to take ALLLLLL that AGGRESSION and focus on creating and promoting better music! Period! Stop letting your over sized EGO’s and ARROGANCE get you into trouble you’re gonna have to dig yourselves out of later. When you’re a celebrity people are gonna talk about what you’re doing or NOT doing. Comes with the territory

So if you don’t want people talking about you don’t do CARELESS or DUMB shit!

Mr Slish’s 2 cent’s and a Nickel… Latuh

The Hot Chick:

Manicured nails, Indian hair woven into her scalp, coke bottle figure that goes POP POP POP!!! Most YOUNG dudes want a gal like this, but when they finally get her they realize every other Negro wants her too! So what’s a brotha to do?

Chain her up to his bed post so she can’t leave the house on Friday and Saturday nights!

Burn all her tight dresses and break the heels off her peep toe shoes !

Stop giving her money for that long ass weave you like to pull on while slapping your pelvis against that coke bottle boootaaay!!!

Nah Bruh none of the above. The Hot Chick CANNOT and WILL NOT be tamed!!! You gotta ride that wave till it flattens out can’t force The Hot Chick to comply with your insecure demands. She’s HOT! You’re naive to think that NOOOO other dude is gonna wanna slap those cheeks together just cause you cuffed her..After all your name is NOT tattooed on that PHAT ASS!

OK maybe some of you realize that, but rather she tone it down now that she’s with you. HELL NO The Hot Chick doesn’t know what tone it down means! She thrives on the attention! Makes her feel good about herself. She has yet to evolve into a what you expect her to be.

I’ve dated plenty of Hot Chicks and it wasn’t till I got to my 30’s I realized I was going about things the wrong way. Getting mad and making a scene in public only pushed them towards those waiting in the wings. If I showed no fear and stood proud with my shapely vixen. Dudes wouldn’t be so quick to Holla and she’d see that her MAN is a Secure Sexy Beast!

So my young niglets stop trippin if you’re dating a Hot Chick cause she sho nuff AIN’T!!!

I’m up at 3:39 am searching online for some mellow obscure tunes to inspire me to actually write something worth while.  I click onto my boy Grantlove’s website( mtme.wordpress.com) cause I know he’s good for some shit like that. Haven’t spoken to him in a while so I called last week  he didn’t answer his phone. Shit he never does so I didn’t take it personal just kept it moving like I usually do. Seems I’ve been doing that a lot lately( the not taking things personal part) when deep down the SLASHER wants to send him an IRATE email as to why he should answer my phone calls! Anyway back to listening to his rare groove selections.  It’s actually kinda cool. Smooth, laid back tracks from the 70’s and 80’s. Half this shit I’ve only heard sampled by these no talent musicians passing themselves off as producers.

Okay that was enough warming up I’m ready to get down to business.  First I’d like to say What’s up Blog family! Uncle Slishy has returned.  For how long I don’t know, but for months  I’ve had things to say but Husband/Daddy duty kept my ass off the laptop probably the reason why I’m up in the middle of the night. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I GET ALONE!  Between my wife, a precocious teenager , and  the TYRANT we now call Tasmanian X it’s HARD to sit down and  get SHIT off my CHEST. Nonetheless I wouldn’t trade it in for the world!  

Yeah my wife gets on my nerves, suuuure my stepson refuses to get up on time for school in the morning , of course Tasmanian X took a DUMP in the middle of our living room Yesterday. It’s all good cause I’ve come to realize life isn’t worth living without a few ” Daddy PEE PEE” and “BABE our tenants are moving out. Things about to get REAL TIGHT” moments.

Been married over a year now and I must say it’s comforting at times and HELLA frustrating too.  The frustrating part is that I don’t get to be SELFISH anymore and I used to get a kick outta that. Don’t give me the side eye  it’s good to be selfish keeps balance in the universe. Now I’m just selfish with my time. Hanging out with the fellas and getting a few drinks after work  are things of the past. All I wanna do  is come home to my family and deal with whatever they throw at me.  BEST BELIEVE they throw some heavy shit too!

So in the name of love I’ve given  up some things that made me ME and have to chosen to indulge in what make us a FAMILY

Stay tuned for more stories of Slish the Family Man…..hahaha riiiiiiiight

I have the mentality of  a cowboy from an old western movie. Ya know the one. He’ll  ride into town,walk into a saloon, and shoot some unsuspecting drunk bastard. Then leave with no explanation. It’s after the sheriff corners him that he confesses 20 years ago the old drunk had raped his momma and killed his poppa right before his eyes.  If  he’d walked into that saloon shouting at the TOP of his lungs ” YOU KILLED MY MAMMY AND MY PAPPY!” he woulda been gunned down before he got the chance to avenge his parents.

Now I know I’m being a little extra with this analogy but my life is sorta like this. I find myself having to make HARD decisions with no explanations damn near everyday! I do it at work, home,  and to my closest friends. It’s insane how many times I gotta pull the trigger on something for the greater good.  My wife thinks I’m selfish, my boss thinks I’m not living up to my potential, but I think they all need to leave me the fuck alone!  I don’t have  time to explain every one of my actions. I only have time to do what’s needed to keep the bottom from falling out because of some bone headed decision they made.

My wife shouts at the TOP of her lungs that she will  divorce me because of this.  She says I lack  sensitivity to her feelings and  I never validate her wishy-washy tendencies. Which happens to be true, but my wife is NOT the ONE married to her! She doesn’t see what I see and what I see is my wife fighting to protect herself  from the demons that have long been exorcised from her life. Shawnla is constantly in defense mode and needs to learn how to deactivate that  side of her brain or else everything she hears will sound like an attack or disrespect.  I call it  being shell-shocked.

Lots of people in the world suffer from this. They’ll make decisions based on emotion and not good common sense. You gotta look at the psychology behind why a person behaves negatively towards you or does something that makes you go Hmmmmm. Going ballistic or taking it personal will not solve anything. Most times if you let the person explain they’ll have a  valid reason as to why they did what they did.  Life’s too short to keep thinking your peers are out to disappoint you or sabotage your movements.  

Since Shawnla  and a few of my closest friends have chosen to live their lives this way Yo boy Slish is  forced to  call on Slasher The Gunslinger.  He’ll kick in the door waving the 44 cutting through all that residue. Meaning he’ll tell YOU to STOP pointing the finger at others and start looking at YOURSELF as to why you don’t get the love and support that you need!