astarlingdiscovery:

looks at you upsidedownly

3000s:

3000s:

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

kjm212k-elonsy:

PLEASE tell me there are still people who like Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries

just-sans-things:

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

knightclubbing:

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

gaybichon:

gaybichon:

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

👆 me

bloodstained-butterfly:

queer-cosette:

princeofnerds:

weaver-z:

breadcunt:

weaver-z:

It’s really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like “Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don’t know what it’s doing here” and the ones from Europe are like “If you don’t give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you”

Why would they speak spanish in europe

Spain…….

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

are we gonna skip past port o’ rico

tahthetrickster:

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

targetedknowledge: