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anarchistprincess420:evilvillain123456789: For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically...

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 04:10:35 +0100

evilvillain123456789:

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

Okay so normal rules then

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 04:03:04 +0100

the-eternal-moonshine:

Inspecting my grean

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 23:21:50 +0100

darkmoonhyena:

darkmoonhyena:
Yep that’s grean!

looks at you upsidedownly

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 19:19:30 +0100

astarlingdiscovery:

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday…

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 07:39:07 +0100

3000s:

3000s:
after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby
a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

PLEASE tell me there are still people who like Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries

Sun, 05 Jul 2026 21:59:23 +0100

kjm212k-elonsy:

PLEASE tell me there are still people who like Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches …

Sun, 05 Jul 2026 21:55:21 +0100

just-sans-things:

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just…

Sun, 05 Jul 2026 18:42:11 +0100

knightclubbing:

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

Sun, 05 Jul 2026 12:51:50 +0100

gaybichon:

gaybichon:
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
(source)
👆 me

It’s really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the…

Sun, 05 Jul 2026 10:01:09 +0100

bloodstained-butterfly:

queer-cosette:
princeofnerds:
weaver-z:
breadcunt:
weaver-z:
It’s really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like “Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don’t know what it’s doing here” and the ones from Europe are like “If you don’t give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you”
Why would they speak spanish in europe
Spain…….
I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.
are we gonna skip past port o’ rico

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town…

Sat, 04 Jul 2026 22:29:14 +0100

tahthetrickster:

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Sat, 04 Jul 2026 15:09:13 +0100

targetedknowledge:

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:57:58 +0100

wav48k:

wav48k:
wav48k:
wav48k:
i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
Do you need something.
before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard
someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it’s lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I’m entranced by…

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 23:22:24 +0100

charlottan:

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I’m entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 21:55:33 +0100

campsis:

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 21:53:06 +0100

filthburger:

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 18:33:21 +0100

mikkeneko:

rathayibacter:
rathayibacter:
rathayibacter:
cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings
grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail
thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog
thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is new frontier
grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree
thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug
grug: hm. this will challenge grug. but grug enjoy rising to occasion

june is over… goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 18:32:06 +0100

liebelesbe:

liebelesbe:
liebelesbe:
june is over… goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!
let’s all be disabled this month… together 🤝
if you’re not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 07:13:50 +0100

phynoma:

herpsandbirds:
knightofleo:
Common eider
This needs to be immortalized because it’s what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 04:43:22 +0100

wherefore-whinnies:

vexwerewolf:
xeansicemane:
diamantefangs:
This is kinda ominous ngl
Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.
[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying “feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-” before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, “um,” then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, “this is baby spinach.” /End VD]