JAKE: Bellows calls a dead lair and a drunk girl asks what coyote ugly means. Bellows says, you ever wake up next to one night stand that's so ugly you chew your own arm off to get free?

No.

JOSH: I've never.

JAKE: But I guess everyone has to be one person in this scenario to wanna be ugly. Just next to fucking chewed off arms all the time.
And like, that's funny. I felt like it was attached when…

JAKE: Carrey tells Zellweger it's a great time of year to ride if you don't mind the few bugs.
Then next time we see him, his face is covered in dead bugs.

JOSH: Mhmm.

JAKE: How much honker, Josh?

JOSH: We got a while, bud. We got a while.

JAKE: They come on a cow lying in the middle of the road.

JOSH: They do what to a COW?

JAKE: They come on... They approach a cow lying in the…