Anti Tim Allen reviewer
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ITCHY TASTY!!!!!!!! ITCHY TASTY!!!!!!!!! 😛😛😛
Listen. Liiisten listen listen listen. Hear me out ok. This movie isn’t a masterpiece by any means, they tried to do too much in one movie yes, for the sake of this review I’m just gonna assume we know this. You barely see any of raccoon city and the Spencer mansion because of this. It’s fine.
This movie isn’t actually bad. The problem is it consistently wastes the tension that it’s building. Like yes, the…
✋______😐______🤚 CINÉMA.
This is GDT’s 1:1 adaptation of the book. This is and will forever be now the definitive adaptation. A masterpiece, GDT’s magnum opus.
The fact that this didn’t get a full theatrical release with all the bells and whistles and laurels it deserves is criminal.
Genuinely one of the best movies ever made.
2024: The year movie lighting is back baby!
A behemoth of a film. You will be hard-pressed to find a movie that looks better than this. Each shot is deliberately crafted, using intense shadow-work to almost mimic Murnau’s original filming in black and white, while also perfectly translating the feel elicited by gothic fiction onto the screen. There are few scenes using bright, warm lighting; when it does enter a scene, it’s used so deliberately that it immediately conveys a…