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Meltdown of the Day

Washington State

CAT 4NEW RECORD HIGH
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72°storm
CIRCLING THE DRAIN
Chaos Score 🌪️72°
Panic Temp 😳75
COPIUM LVL 🥴65
RIVALS 😂70
Doom Index 💀68
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Why They're Cooked

Washington State basketball is in full-blown portal death spiral while football nervously taps its foot waiting for something to go wrong.