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maculategiraffe:

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

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occudo:

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They wear suits, but they don’t even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual ’s post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace’s teacher instincts

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salithemage:

the way ozempic has finally made the fact that eating healthy and exercising doesn’t necessarily make you thin well known and society’s reaction to this is not “oh i guess being thin or fat doesn’t actually show if you’re healthy” but “oh i guess everyone should be on this drug”

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teaboot:

geekysteven:

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commandtower-solring-go:

livefromtheloam:

calidotgov-deactivated20240108:

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congratulations piracy

Ad agency: Please don’t steal the King’s potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

Ad agency: you wouldn’t steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: “You Wouldn’t Steal a Movie” Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

text in the style of an anti piracy ad reading "you wouldn't steal the King's potatoes"ALT

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators