This is not one of those times when the title is NOT putting it mildly so check out one man’s determination to survive. #jackmeatsflix

Inde Navarrette doesn’t steal this movie. She kidnaps it, duct tapes it in the trunk, and somehow makes your EX a little less clingy. #jackmeatsflix

Nothing says friendship like splitting rent, removing kidneys on the kitchen floor, and serving neighbors suspicious mystery meat afterward. #jackmeatsflix

Turns out hyper-sensitive hearing is either a terrible medical condition or an incredible resume booster for professional thieves. #jackmeatsflix

The behind-the-scenes photos during the credits looked like they had way more fun making it than I had watching it. #jackmeatsflix

One chapter of Bram Stoker’s classic turns into 2 hours of watching Dracula eat a ship full of sailors. #jackmeatsflix

The funniest part might be everyone calmly explaining the annual demon invasion like it’s garbage collection day. #jackmeatsflix

Tim Roth and Radha Mitchell deserved a better script, or is the best defense against one sniper inviting a whole bunch of other snipers? #jackmeatsflix

Watching Mutilator 2 is like attending a horror convention after-party that accidentally turned into a slasher movie. #jackmeatsflix

Big Foot Burgers feels like someone lost a bet and decided to make a movie around a joke that wasn’t funny. #jackmeatsflix