every john reynolds line read is a gift
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
GOOD NEWS: aliens exist. they are eager to meet us, benevolent, and possess the technological means to travel to earth.
BAD NEWS: every emissary they send has the piloting ability of john mccain
shout out the guy so obnoxiously drunk and loud at 4 in the afternoon they had to pause the screening to kick him out. if you say that’s a mirror i will sue you into oblivion
getting a second shot at life and immediately going back to my job with the boss that i hate