i'm going to create a scream movie that is so fucking bad - kevin williamson probably

may the duffer brothers get the d&d and whoever those hacks are for himym treatment.

where was nancy with her glock?

ITS GOT IT ALL!! A LESBIAN DOCTOR!! KATE SIEGEL LOOKING LIKE MY COTTAGECORE WIFE!! RAHUL AS A SEXY DILF SHERIFF!! BEAUTIFUL MONOLOGUES ABOUT DEATH AND LIFE AND RELIGION!! A SEXY AGE REVERSING GILF!! SCARY ASS CREATURE!!

there was one jump scare that got me so good that i got a leg cramp. i also cried about five million times. 

mike flanagan, you know what you did, i will be suing for emotional distress.