The Mildly Diseased Mind of Widgett Walls

Howdy folks. Widgett Walls here, welcoming you to my Patreon. And the most popular question I get from people once they arrive here is: "Do whales have a system of hobo symbols all their own?" The answer is: "Yes." The second most popular question I get is: "Widge, what are you going to do with this Patreon exactly?" Well, that is a very good question. You could be here because you want to support my ongoing Sonic Emporium shows on Louder Than War Radio and Mixcloud. You could be here because I'm going to be putting my writing on here, published and yet to be published both. You could be here because I still haven't forgotten about Stayhomers and I'm going to do more of those. Seriously. Or you could be here because you did something terrible in a previous life and you feel like this could start you on a path to redemption. Whatever the reason, I'm glad you're here. Right now, there's one level. Two dollars a month. Will there be more? Most probably. I would want input from you fine citizens as to WTF I could offer in return for such higher levels. But at the moment, I just need to get this started because I've been putting it off long enough and I can't make excuses to my therapist any longer. So welcome. Sit back. Relax. Consume a beverage of your choice. And we will begin...whatever this is.