BREAKING: Trump team scrambles to make a MySpace page.
“We’re still in this fight!” they say, rolling up their sleeves as they hunker down in front of their last-remaining Compaq Presario.
Hi. I have three updates for you.
1. Today I turned 40.
2. Last week my wife gave birth to our son. His name is Theo. He's adorable.
3. I am now unsure what to do about my backlog of comics that depict babies as diarrhea-pumping hobgoblins.
